i was looking for money in my mom's drawer beside her table and i found condoms!!

 

eee i ran outta there!!

 

yuckkk

 

ewwwwwwww

 

 

 

ohhh somebody shoot me!

Is that bad that your mother is caring about her health?

no... but i dont wanna find a pack of condoms in her drawer!!

 

do u??

Ew...I can understand how you feel. No one wants to think about their parents having sex...*twitches* Eeeeewwww!!!!

There are 2 kinds of people who do NOT have sex: Your parents and your friends...LOL! *lives in utter denial*

no... but i dont wanna find a pack of condoms in her drawer!!

 

do u??

I don't but I wouldn't be that shocked.

When my parents lived together and I was about 6 I once saw them having sex in our living room. I just closed the door and continued playing with my soap bubbles. Maybe I was just too small or maybe I didn't really care if they have sex or not. I'm a product of it after all.

I don't but I wouldn't be that shocked.

When my parents lived together and I was about 6 I once saw them having sex in our living room. I just closed the door and continued playing with my soap bubbles. Maybe I was just too small or maybe I didn't really care if they have sex or not. I'm a product of it after all.

 

 

:o ...wow... I think at that age that would have scarred me for life. I walked in on my parents once, but they stopped and was like: "GET THE FUCK OUT!!!" and I heard them having sex twice after that too...:confused: *twitches some more*

OMG!! I cant believe i was scared of just the condoms, and just the thought of that happening

and to think i selpt in their bed friday night when they were gone ahh eek

 

how can u let walking in on them just slide by u?!!

I once found condoms in our medicins cabinet, when I was eight. But then they disappeared when I was like 12 or something. So that's either cause my dad's got himself sterilized or because they simply stopped doin it. I'm going for that last option, though, more llikely if you know my folks.

i was looking for money in my mom's drawer beside her table and i found condoms!!

 

eee i ran outta there!!

 

yuckkk

 

ewwwwwwww

 

 

 

ohhh somebody shoot me!

 

you poor, poor thing. :uhoh: if i ever....no. nononononoNO because that would never, ever happen.

 

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! i'll be praying for your state mental health.

 

ack.

At least you didn't walk in on them... lol

My sister said that while she was sleeping on the floor of my parents room my parents would kiss 'n shiz when I was lying in between them in bed when I was 1 or something.

 

I'm sooo glad I don't remember any of that. :stunned:

 

I'm still disturbed, though. Ick.

So why were you looking for money?

There are 2 kinds of people who do NOT have sex: Your parents and your friends...LOL! *lives in utter denial*

 

:laugh3:

True,true!

So why were you looking for money?

haha that's what i thought too!

 

ugh parents and sex should never be in the same sentence.

EW EW EEEEWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! My mother NEVER!! Even thought I'm a product of it!!!I was HATCHED! LOL! You poor ppl!

omg! i hate that thought!

ewww... that is sooo gross!

i have the room next to my parents' bedroom and the wall ain't that thick and they had squeaking bed for a short time... and ... you know... just hearing that squeak made me think a lot of evil thought. :\

but i'v never found any condoms (THANK GOD!!!).

you're right, Tracie!! :D

yeah sometimes it's hard to believe that my parents procreated to have..me. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW oh god GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!

This thread is getting funnier every minute :D

" Oh, Yessss! Oh...*insert parental unit's name here*!!!"

 

BLECH!

AHHHHHHHHHH NO NO NO NO NO WHY DID YOU SAY THAT?!?!?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

you should really see my facial expression right now, it's pretty damn horrified.

just picture the way your parents would do IT...

:shocked2:

If your parents didn't do the dirty and have sex, you would't be around today

Haha....it's funny somehow..

 

I thought about this just yesterday...I mean if my parents still have sex...because I somehow can't imagine this...

 

then my mum had a women magazin with an article with the headline "What?You still have sex?"hahaha....

 

and in the evening......my parents sleep right next to the living room...I heard my mum shouting "Ouch" out of the bedroom.....:laugh4:

 

but I think it was of something else...

 

but I had some certain thoughts on my mind...haha

If your parents didn't do the dirty and have sex' date=' you would't be around today[/quote']

we all know that, but people just don't want to imagine that.