^^ reverse cowgirl hehe :P Jay

^hmm

personally i like looking into the eyes of my woman

Yeehaw! Now where are those chaps?:sneaky:

:cowboy:

 

:whip: :whip:

gidddy up!

^hmm

personally i like looking into the eyes of my woman

 

 

 

A romantic, huh? ;)

^ just a bit :shy:

aye i didn't said mine, i just was commention on Jay's one.. ;)

^ just a bit :shy:

 

 

See? I knew there was such a thing as a romantic perv;)

aye i didn't said mine, i just was commention on Jay's one.. ;)

 

oh yes dear :laugh1: i know...

 

 

 

 

Mel....i guess i am a romantic perv.

Put my picture there in the dictionary.

Romantic pervs? Now I've heard everything!

 

I'm just the bad guy who girls are afraid to introduce to their parents. Minus the tattoos, piercings, smoking, drinking... um. Nevermind, I'm lame. :P

:laugh1:

me too

 

 

oh well.

there's somebody out there saf

Sex is usually a disappointment.

Sex is usually a disappointment.

 

I'll try not to get my expectations too high...

 

It's sort of gross too, from a mechanical standpoint. God is pretty twisted for coming up with it. ;)

Sex is usually a disappointment.

 

 

What? Explain yourself...

sex is a disappointment if you make it a disappointment.

 

 

unless you're a girl..with some loser guy that only cares about how he feels...then yes i can see it being disappointing. :dozey:

I was only joking about the 'disappointment' thang lol. I was getting confused with Christmas.

 

Jo Brand and Billy Connolly (UK comedians) - their takes on sex are hilarious and make you realise how bonkers it is :P

^ i see your problem

:santa: :whip:

 

 

:pimp2:

^ i see your problem

:santa: :whip:

 

 

:pimp2:

 

 

Bad Santa!:sneaky:

 

Alright, guys, what is the sexiest thing a girl can say to you while you're having sex? Or, do you prefer no talking?

 

Talk amongst yourselves.

hmm interesting question.

 

it depends on the mood and setting.

 

i prefer more noises than actual speaking.

noises are goooood :sneaky:

hmm interesting question.

 

it depends on the mood and setting.

 

i prefer more noises than actual speaking.

noises are goooood :sneaky:

 

like loud moaning noises or like squirrel noises?:laugh3:

like loud moaning noises or like squirrel noises?:laugh3:

 

um...all of the above...when appropriate :whip:

LMAO squirrel noises?!?

 

But I think I agree with Timeisonyourside - no talking during sex. Unless it's about what we're going to do for dinner.

^ :laugh1:

LMAO squirrel noises?!?

 

But I think I agree with Timeisonyourside - no talking during sex. Unless it's about what we're going to do for dinner.

 

 

 

Hmmmm...sex BEFORE the dinner...and after too??

 

:wink3:

^ appetizer....and desert....excellent.