July 17, 200916 yr Damn woman you need to make up your mind. alcohol/no alcohol...sex on the beach/no sex on the beach.
July 17, 200916 yr lol tracylynn, he's never been drunk and tried to have sex before. Josh, you can't really "get it up" when you're drunk. Although when slightly buzzed, studies have show men to perform better than when they haven't had anything to drink.
July 17, 200916 yr What the hell? No, it's not. It's a cartoon. You're just a pedantic pusillanimous puritanical plebeian. Nice alliteration there.
July 17, 200916 yr Hey Jay have you ever noticed you're using the winnie the pooh font in your signature? You're a queen, you just haven't realized it yet.
July 18, 200916 yr Hey guys... did you know there's a bra for your junk? I swear I'm not making this up. It enhances your package. Personally I don't think I could stand to wear this for more than 5 minutes. That's hilarious, dunno why anyone would want to do that
July 18, 200916 yr I'm shunning you until you tell me how old you are. For all I know you could be 8.
July 18, 200916 yr I'm shunning you until you tell me how old you are. For all I know you could be 8. Even if she tells you how old she is, she could easily be lying, so that wouldn't help much.
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