September 19, 200619 yr It could be something like a "penis monster"!!:P I've seen giant pricks with eyes before...but most of them work in the White House...lol!!!
September 19, 200619 yr I've seen giant pricks with eyes before...but most of them work in the White House...lol!!! :laugh3:
September 19, 200619 yr I've seen giant pricks with eyes before...but most of them work in the White House...lol!!! Dont you mean in the canadian parliament?:laugh3:
September 19, 200619 yr omg, poor 44 year old guy...:\ anyway, this thread is the funniest I've seen here:laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3:
September 19, 200619 yr omg 128 posts in a day........all interested in???:laugh3: :laugh3: that's so funny! of course all posts are expressing deep concern of this very very very serious situation that must be thoroughly explored :blank: .... :laugh3: bwahaha
September 19, 200619 yr nah, and i'm glad i didn't too. i still think the thumb connection is freaky...i saw thumbs in a totally different way yesterday :uhoh:
September 19, 200619 yr :laugh4::laugh4: true, assuming it was attached the right way or else there would be a lot of disappointment
September 19, 200619 yr Man needed surgery after sex with hedgehog A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after he had sex with a hedgehog on a witchdoctor's advice. Zoran Nikolovic, 35, from Belgrade, says the witchdoctor told him it would cure his premature ejaculation. But he ended up in an operating theatre after the hedgehog's needles left his penis severely lacerated. A hospital spokesman said: "The animal was apparently unhurt and the patient came off much worse from the encounter. We have managed to repair the damage to his penis." http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1996710.html
September 19, 200619 yr oh my gosh :stunned: OUCH!!! why would people risk it? it all sounds too painful.
September 19, 200619 yr The priest in a small Irish village loved the cock and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. But one Saturday night the cock went missing! The priest knew that cock fights happened in the village so he started to question his parishioners in church the next morning. During Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?" All the men stood up. "No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?" All the women stood up. "No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?" Half the women stood up. "No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY cock?" All the nuns, three altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.
September 19, 200619 yr :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: and that Hedgehog story, omg fucking hilarious :laugh4: :laugh4:
September 19, 200619 yr Just woke up and no i didnt dream of severed penises. Did you? No I didn't:bigcry: I was really disappointed when I woke up this morning...
September 19, 200619 yr No I didn't:bigcry: I was really disappointed when I woke up this morning... :thumbsup: this is the funniest thread. it seriously cracks me up :laugh3:
September 21, 200619 yr Does anyone think its possible for it to fall off due to a lack of attention?
September 21, 200619 yr Author Does anyone think its possible for it to fall off due to a lack of attention? Are you offering to be a guinea-pig??:rolleyes:
September 21, 200619 yr sadly i had a patient who had had his penis removed....oh the joys of nursing
September 21, 200619 yr I cant remember why they had to remove it...I only saw what it looked like after it was gone, poor guy that would be traumatic
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