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http://www.talklikeapirate.com/

 

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A Children's Pirate Shanty

by Mark "Cap'n Slappy" Summers

(can be sung to the tune of Monty Python's "I'm a Lumberjack and I'm OK" - or make up your own!)

 

Chorus

I'm a pirate! That I be!

I sail me ship upon the sea!

I stay up late - till half past three!

And that's a peg below me knee!

 

Yo Ho, my friends I have a tale

of treasure, plunder, sea and sail

my story's bigger than a whale

it gets so deep, ye'll have to bail.

 

Chorus

I'm a pirate! That I be!

I sail me ship upon the sea!

I stay up late - till half past three!

And that's a peg below me knee!

 

I like to fish, I like to fight

I like to stay up half the night

When I say "starboard" ye go right!

Me ma, she says, "Ye look a fright!"

 

Chorus

I'm a pirate! That I be!

I sail me ship upon the sea!

I stay up late - till half past three!

And that's a peg below me knee!

 

I've got no hand but that's me hook!

I pillage stuff but I'm no crook.

Me booty's in this chest I took.

They'll write about me in a book!

 

Chorus

I'm a pirate! That I be!

I sail me ship upon the sea!

I stay up late - till half past three!

And that's a peg below me knee!

 

And that's all there is to this song.

I hope it hasn't been too long.

A pirate's life might just be wrong

So grow up nice and big and strong!

 

Chorus

I'm a pirate! That I be!

I sail me ship upon the sea!

I stay up late - till half past three!

And that's a peg below me knee!

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arr! it is.

 

god, i still remember the half-hour long series of gags some of my friends and i did at lunch last year...

 

Me: "My last name backwards is Yaarrrrrrrrrrrr!"

Friend 1: "Well, my last name is Caarrrrrrracciolo"

Friend 2: "My middle name is...Allen. Crap"

Friend 1: "Crap backwards is paaaarrrrrrrrc!"

 

somethin' like that

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arr! it is.

 

god, i still remember the half-hour long series of gags some of my friends and i did at lunch last year...

 

Me: "My last name backwards is Yaarrrrrrrrrrrr!"

Friend 1: "Well, my last name is Caarrrrrrracciolo"

Friend 2: "My middle name is...Allen. Crap"

Friend 1: "Crap backwards is paaaarrrrrrrrc!"

 

somethin' like that

hahahahahaha :laugh4:

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