I cant drive safely.

 

Unlike you lil' miss tailgater. :smug:

 

i tailgate ppl who deserve it!!!

 

and if anything men arent safe drivers...

women are just bad at parking and visualising certain things... but definetly drive safer than guys!

Excessive speed doesn't help, especially if your concentration isn't what it should be.

However, aggressive or impatient driving is probably more to blame, together with "distractions".;)

 

I do feel the motorway speed limit is unnecessarily low, however. In Germany the limits are much more sensible.

Even what you might consider to be the "standard" limit is around 80 mph!!;)

 

So do the police, they don't care if you drive at 80 mph because motorways are one of the safest roads in which to drive. The correct speed is the speed where your keeping up with the flow of traffic not to cause any tailbacks.

I do not like tailgaters at all...if you've ever been rear-ended, or rear-ended someone (like myself), it makes you nervous to get very close at all to other cars.

i tailgate ppl who deserve it!!!

 

and if anything men arent safe drivers...

women are just bad at parking and visualising certain things... but definetly drive safer than guys!

 

Safer....................but clueless!!:P

And tailgating is irresponsible and very unsafe. ;)

Safer....................but clueless!!:P

And tailgating is irresponsible and very unsafe. ;)

 

:thinking:

Oh Mark your blatently sexist, rude and extremely outdated jokes are sooooooooooo funny. Let me apply some makeup whilst my sides split

^If you care to check back you'll see the actual "joke" wasn't mine.;)

The thread wasn't my idea, either.

 

It is a hoot, though!!:laugh3:

I suppose this is where I admit posting the joke.

I suppose this is where I admit posting the joke.

 

Well it was only a joke. No harm was done, was it? In the words of Ricky Gervais on "Extras", you were only "having a laugh"!!;)

i have a few more women jokes if you want a laugh!

i have a few more women jokes if you want a laugh!

 

Well I have no objections!!:rolleyes:

 

So what have you got??:thinking:

Lets hear them!

Lets hear them!

 

But keep an eye out for the "PC" police!!:rolleyes:

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

 

None. They can cook in the dark.

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

 

None. They can cook in the dark.

 

Classic!!:P

Actually its none - because they nag and nag til the man gets fed up and does it himself.

I've heard that answer, but mine's more smartass.

Actually its none - because they nag and nag til the man gets fed up and does it himself.

 

:rolleyes:

I've heard that answer' date=' but mine's more smartass.[/quote']

 

 

But mines the truth. :(

True

Yeah they really are bad drivers,the only other ppl that i can think of that are worse are asian drivers......:lol:

Yeah they really are bad drivers' date='the only other ppl that i can think of that are worse are asian drivers......:lol:[/quote']

 

:stunned:

[sarcasm alert]

and dont' forget those damned somalians!

:o:o:o:o:o

You forgot to mention bearded, bespectacled Volvo drivers!!:rolleyes: