December 22, 200322 yr chris shouting out loud like a crazy horse: 'what are you trying to do??? take this fucking camera off my face!!!! i can`t even go for a walk in the forest without being stalked!!! turn this shit off or else i`m going to treat your motherfucking face with a brick!!! camera man: 'um... chris, you weren`t supposed to be shouting but singing backwards'
December 22, 200322 yr chris: 'youuuuu aaaare, yyyooouuu aaarreeee.... fuck someone polished the floor!'
December 22, 200322 yr jonny thinking: *oh man, chris is so sexy with this guitar.. i can`t wait till the concert, the press conference, the meeting with lucky winners, the interview with rolling stone and finally the flight from NYC to london is over and we`ll het kinky in our bed!!* chris: 'i think i just spit on my mic'
December 22, 200322 yr the guy/girl on the left thinking: *i.... need... to... toilet.* the girl in the middle thinking: *i bet chris doesn`t know i shagged jonny as well* guy on the right thinking: *where am i?* chris thinking: *i wanna go home!!* jonny thinking: *i ran out of crack*
December 22, 200322 yr Jonny: WOOAAAH Dominic, can't you lay off the beans mate that stench is the HEIGHT of foulness! Chris:(laughing nervously) Yeah dude, I think I'll just move this way a bit before I pass out...... Dominic: oh man I'm so sorry, but we have to finish the interview (holding up tape-recorder, grinning)
December 22, 200322 yr Chris: (giggling) Jon baby, stop pinching my arse! Jonny: (also giggling) No, YOU stop!
December 22, 200322 yr Chris: Jonny I fucking LOVE you man will you marry me? Jonny: (muffled and gasping for breath because Chris is snogging him) Chris........I can't breathe.......... Guy:How much longer do you think we can go on pretending to stare into the distance while these two shag. Will: I don't know when it'll end, honestly. They should just get a room PERMANENTLY
December 22, 200322 yr Will: *sighs* Chris, just ask him out, I'm sure Jon would be willing Chris: (nervously) yeah but what if he says no, or thinks I'm weird, or never speaks to me again?
December 22, 200322 yr Will: Look Guy, I really appreciate you teaching me how to pee Guy: NO LOOK! You're splashing everywhere Will!
December 23, 200322 yr chris: 'cheers!!' thinking: *i`ll get this mummy's boy`s car window later!* he looks so hot and tan! Will: Look Guy, I really appreciate you teaching me how to pee Guy: NO LOOK! You're splashing everywhere Will! hahahhaah :lol: Will: *sighs* Chris, just ask him out, I'm sure Jon would be willing Chris: (nervously) yeah but what if he says no, or thinks I'm weird, or never speaks to me again? how cute, will is giving advices :D
December 23, 200322 yr Will: Look Guy, I really appreciate you teaching me how to pee Guy: NO LOOK! You're splashing everywhere Will! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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