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The Cool and Crazy Coldplay Caption Thread!

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chris: 'mmm yeah aaaah that`s sooo nice.... mmm beer... oh yeah baby.................................................wait a minute..... OH MY GOD I GOT PEED ON!!!!!!!!!!!'

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will reads the last line of the text: '.... forever you will be my baby'

chris: 'did you really write it yourself ronan?? for us?? hahaha you`re funny but we`re not westlife so fuck off'

chris thinking: *oh it`s really nice... like playing with my mr general but this time i have a guitar!!*

chris: 'i think you should buy new ones or at least try to clean these cuz i can hardly breathe'

i've only looked at one page and i'm already cracking up! :lol:

kasia your hilarious!!

ah and another thread that deserves a bump

chris thinking: *i bet they can`t see me. my clothes and glasses are a perfect camuflage.*

:lol: :lol: :lol:

:o :lol: :wink3:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I fell off the chair because of the dick pic...

 

Kasia, you're the best!!! :D

guy: 'hey what the hell jonny! get off my chris'

jonny: 'muehehehehe you wish. i`m his only luff, right chris?'

chris: 'jonny likes me toys, jonny buy me a teddy bear, jonny said 'be nice to jonny', jonny said 'don`t talk to guy'. i like jonny'

will: 'CUT!!!'

chris thinking: *back and forth, back and forth.... aaah i`m useless!! i need more practice.*

then a loud scream is heard: 'GWYNETH!!!!'

chris: 'you must have packed up some heat since we last met'

justin: 'naah man, i started dating cameron'

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