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The Cool and Crazy Coldplay Caption Thread!

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Will: Look Guy, I really appreciate you teaching me how to pee

Guy: NO LOOK! You're splashing everywhere Will!

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Cool av Elaine ! Guy hands are soooooooo cute ;)

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jonny thinking: *oh man, chris is so sexy with this guitar.. i can`t wait till the concert, the press conference, the meeting with lucky winners, the interview with rolling stone and finally the flight from NYC to london is over and we`ll het kinky in our bed!!*

 

chris: 'i think i just spit on my mic'

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: that's a good one!!

johnny and chris look so good together.. :D ;)

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Chris: Jonny I fucking LOVE you man will you marry me?

Jonny: (muffled and gasping for breath because Chris is snogging him)

Chris........I can't breathe..........

Guy:How much longer do you think we can go on pretending to stare into the distance while these two shag.

Will: I don't know when it'll end, honestly. They should just get a room PERMANENTLY

:o here's another one.. :lol: :lol: :P

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Will: Look Guy, I really appreciate you teaching me how to pee

Guy: NO LOOK! You're splashing everywhere Will!

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Cool av Elaine ! Guy hands are soooooooo cute ;)

 

Thanx Denise :D and yes Guy's hands are cute lol. And they're certainly nice enough to show Will how to pee :wink3: :lol:

:lol: :lol:

^^^^ that ones my favourite :lol: :cool:

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Chris: *thinking* I wonder what's for dinner tonight then.........

Will: teehee, I'm the only one facing the camera! MORE POWER TO THE WILLBUR!

Guy: Jon don't talk to me ever again, you know I'M the fashion icon in the band.

Jonny: Oh for heavens sake, you're just pissed off because I copied your scarf....

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Will: *sighs* Chris, just ask him out, I'm sure Jon would be willing

Chris: (nervously) yeah but what if he says no, or thinks I'm weird, or never speaks to me again?

 

:lol:

(i liked this one)

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Chris: mm say you are looking mighty fine today, you come here often?

Jonny: oh its just trouble being an international sex symbol........

:lol: :lol: :lol:

chris thinking: *aaaaah, the smell of victory*

guy thinking: *just stay calm, it can`t be that bad. you`ve sniffed worse shit in your life*

jonny thinking: *damn, i can`t reach chris`s butt!*

will: 'hey!! is that a hedgehock?'

chris: 'please help me. last time i tried to go down these stairs by myself i ended up with my face at the bottom'

chris: 'guuurl i`m tellin ya, it was the wildest bear i`ve ever come in contact with!!'

gwyn: 'really?'

chris: 'hell yeah, the ones in zoo are nothing compared to that beast!'

gwyn: 'what about the ones in circus?'

chris: 'well that one was a circus bear.... it just jumped on me and tried to cunsume me for dinner but i was faster and stronger and kicked this creature`s fucking butt. all circus was laughing!''

gwyn: 'how can you tell a zoo bear from a circus bear?'

chris: 'well it`s obvious, the circus ones have zippers on their bellys'

Bless this bloody funny thread...

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I hadn't seen this thread in while...funny stuff...keep osting :lol: :lol: :lol:

chris: johnny!! i fooking love you!!!

johnny: right.. i love you too.. but stop grabbing my ass infront of all the people..

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