fankoo fankoo

chris shouting out loud like a crazy horse: 'what are you trying to do??? take this fucking camera off my face!!!! i can`t even go for a walk in the forest without being stalked!!! turn this shit off or else i`m going to treat your motherfucking face with a brick!!!

 

camera man: 'um... chris, you weren`t supposed to be shouting but singing backwards'

chris: 'youuuuu aaaare, yyyooouuu aaarreeee.... fuck someone polished the floor!'

:lol:

coldplay: 'hey!! can you see us?? we`re here!!'

where? :huh:

jonny thinking: *oh man, chris is so sexy with this guitar.. i can`t wait till the concert, the press conference, the meeting with lucky winners, the interview with rolling stone and finally the flight from NYC to london is over and we`ll het kinky in our bed!!*

 

chris: 'i think i just spit on my mic'

where? :huh:

 

in the unavailable picture!

:lol: :lol:

chris: 'cheers!!' thinking: *i`ll get this motherfucker`s car window later!*

the guy/girl on the left thinking: *i.... need... to... toilet.*

the girl in the middle thinking: *i bet chris doesn`t know i shagged jonny as well*

guy on the right thinking: *where am i?*

chris thinking: *i wanna go home!!*

jonny thinking: *i ran out of crack*

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

 

 

 

Jonny: WOOAAAH Dominic, can't you lay off the beans mate that stench is the HEIGHT of foulness!

Chris:(laughing nervously) Yeah dude, I think I'll just move this way a bit before I pass out......

Dominic: oh man I'm so sorry, but we have to finish the interview (holding up tape-recorder, grinning)

 

Chris: (giggling) Jon baby, stop pinching my arse!

Jonny: (also giggling) No, YOU stop!

 

 

Chris: Jonny I fucking LOVE you man will you marry me?

Jonny: (muffled and gasping for breath because Chris is snogging him)

Chris........I can't breathe..........

Guy:How much longer do you think we can go on pretending to stare into the distance while these two shag.

Will: I don't know when it'll end, honestly. They should just get a room PERMANENTLY

 

 

 

Will: *sighs* Chris, just ask him out, I'm sure Jon would be willing

Chris: (nervously) yeah but what if he says no, or thinks I'm weird, or never speaks to me again?

 

 

Will: Look Guy, I really appreciate you teaching me how to pee

Guy: NO LOOK! You're splashing everywhere Will!

*bump* :P

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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:D *bows*

chris: 'cheers!!' thinking: *i`ll get this mummy's boy`s car window later!*

 

he looks so hot and tan!

 

Will: Look Guy, I really appreciate you teaching me how to pee

Guy: NO LOOK! You're splashing everywhere Will!

 

hahahhaah :lol:

 

Will: *sighs* Chris, just ask him out, I'm sure Jon would be willing

Chris: (nervously) yeah but what if he says no, or thinks I'm weird, or never speaks to me again?

 

how cute, will is giving advices :D

 

 

Will: Look Guy, I really appreciate you teaching me how to pee

Guy: NO LOOK! You're splashing everywhere Will!

 

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more! post some more! :P :D

:lol: :lol: @Charlie!! ahhh me likes!! :lol: :lol: