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The Cool and Crazy Coldplay Caption Thread!

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :stunned:

 

So not only do clogged arteries contribute towards heart attacks, but hedgehogs do too? :stunned: :idea2: Ha, you learn something new everyday!

Guy: "if i keep on doing my enrique iglesias stare..." :lol: :lol: :lol:

lol!! :lol: :lol: that's soo cute..

:lol: :lol:

guy thinking: *hmmm chris must have used my deodorant cuz he`s not sweating. finally!! after years of anticipation!!*

 

chris: "uuuh we`re extremely thankful but.... aaah... we can`t find jonny...um i think we lost him somewhere in the way.... i hope we find him till the sun goes down.....cuz...errrr.... the amazonia jungle can be brutal...'

 

jonny screaming from the audience: 'i`m here you dumbass.... and we`re in NYC you moron!!!'

 

will thinking: *i need something to satisfy my teeth!!*

dood on the right: 'well, i find it hard to believe it`s you'

chris: 'well, sir, it is me.'

dood: 'doesn`t look like it...'

chris: 'i swear it`s me. the picture was taken a week ago!'

dood: 'i still can`t find any similarity.'

chris: 'are you suspectin that i have a fake picture in my passport?'

dood: 'well, yes'

chris: 'sir, i need to be home tomorrow. i don`t want any trouble here.'

dood: 'and we don`t want any trouble either. you look suspicious.'

chris: 'i look suspicious???? what the hell? do you think i`d blow up a plane??'

dood: 'well...i didn`t mean that'

chris: 'then what in shit`s crap did you mean?'

dood: 'i think i saw you on MTV'

:lol: :lol:

chris: 'oooh ian, you palms are so soft....'

ian: 'i shaved them just for you...'

chris: 'i`m out of control...'

chris: 'how`s my breath?'

jonny: 'ugh, like.... totally liam gallagher.... like out of control.... like under the bridge....like smelly cat....like you eaten a fish....like....like... the usual'

chris: 'alright'

:lol: :lol: :lol:

He looks like he's seen a ghost. :lol:

The last one is so damn hilarious!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

i like the progression from the toys to the no toys one

 

 

 

chris: 'i don`t know if you people know but when we were doing the soundcheck earlier today we found a huge hedgehock under stage and jonny got really scared and ran away but tripped and fell off the stage. while he was falling he saw a bunch of other hedgehocks in the pit. so what i`m saying is you people might be stepping onto them.'

 

that was random!

 

:lol:

 

keep 'em coming

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