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It's official, Coldplay are for gays!

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:shocked2:

Ehm.. I think calling you homophobic isn't enough...

Seriously, I don't know if you're having a weird sence of humour of if you're actually braindamaged... Im guessing the second alternative.

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hey there'll be no FUDGE munching around here without my permission! lol

Oh my god you guys are shit.

 

Gays shouldn't be aloud to do or listen to anything. I think they should all be locked up in aids-ridden cages with a homo ape raping their asses for all their worth.

 

Stop trying to make quality rock like Coldplay pink. It's discusting. Did you never read the bible? You'll go to hell you fudge munchers.

 

That was deep. Now i'll continue my crying...

 

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

 

While you're at it, could you do something with interracial relationships :rolleyes: ?

 

I couldn't agree more, for you're no better than Nazi!

they're definitely gayliens or something :thinking:

I think this thread should be called..."It's official, I am gaylien!"

:laugh3:

This is rather..:mad:

Er' date=' no. 'Gay' is not a race, it's a sexual orientation. If you're against gays, you are [i']homophobic[/i]. Important difference.

 

 

Or maybe "gaycist"............................... ;)

*sigh*

we've heard this all before! you newbies, who persist on registering to post your one single thought brought about by impulse thinking it's actually worth something to fans, are tiresome.

 

coldplay is...for everyone: green, black, white, yellow, red, purple (yes, even the purple people), yes all people regardless of anything else. who is anyone to say coldplay is for _ only - you are close-minded and should get out more and socialise, instead of wasting time posting on forums of bands you clearly aren't fans of.

 

:dozey:

I'm fine with homosexuals liking coldplay.

*sigh*

we've heard this all before! you newbies, who persist on registering to post your one single thought brought about by impulse thinking it's actually worth something to fans, are tiresome.

 

coldplay is...for everyone: green, black, white, yellow, red, purple (yes, even the purple people), yes all people regardless of anything else. who is anyone to say coldplay is for _ only - you are close-minded and should get out more and socialise, instead of wasting time posting on forums of bands you clearly aren't fans of.

 

:dozey:

Well said!! I'm still not sure about the purples, but if Coldplay support them, I can learn to be tolerant!:lol:

Who are they? :o

Who are they? :o

THey're the result of a Google Image search for 'purple people'. I have no idea who they are...but they're scary!:lol:

Oh i see...:dozey:

:shocked2:

Ehm.. I think calling you homophobic isn't enough...

Seriously, I don't know if you're having a weird sence of humour of if you're actually braindamaged... Im guessing the second alternative.

Oh dearie dearie me. Right.

 

First of all, I didn't start this thread. I have never mentioned anything along the lines of "Coldplay is for gays"... in fact quite the opposite, I actually berated the person who did so. So it wasn't me that was being called homophobic or racist, as I am anything but. I do think it's important to know the difference between the two though.

 

Secondly, I have not been anything but polite and balanced in each of my posts in this forum. I haven't called anyone any names, and I haven't slated Coldplay in any way, shape or form.

 

Yes, I have a strange sense of humour, something I have in common with all the many, many fans of hugely popular comedy acts such as, say, Reeves and Mortimer or The Mighty Boosh. Having a strange sense of humour is not something to be ashamed of, nor is it particularly unusual. To describe me as "brain damaged" is simply offensive, not to mention innaccurate. You know nothing about me, so I'd prefer it if you didn't jump to ridiculous conclusions. If you're so against "flaming" and "trolls", perhaps a good place to start would be to not drop to that level yourself. I haven't, so it'd be nice if you'd treat me with the same courtesy.

 

But if all you want to do is spend all day reading posts saying things like, "OMG I <3 coldplay lol chris martin is sooooo sexi wot do u guyz fink?" then fine, knock yourselves out. There are plenty of other people who will oblige. Just don't don't expect me to be one of them.

 

Regardless, I'm not so insecure as to be affected by the comments of some random stranger who I'm never likely to meet. It's pretty laughable how quickly a lot of people in this thread have jumped onto the defensive and started screaming insults back at the guy who started this thread - talk about playing into his hands! People don't log onto forums of bands they dislike in order to change the opinions of existing members; they do it to get a reaction out of you. And that's exactly what's happened here. This thread is now five pages long - that's a lot longer than most of the other threads round here. Doesn't that tell you something? Instead of getting upset about it, just don't reply. Life goes on regardless, you know? Little life lesson for you there.

 

Thank you for listening. For whatever difference it makes.

 

PS. By the way, Coldplay SUCK. :laugh3:

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Mr Boo Hoo, That was a lovely post . It made my hairs stand on end as it was so brilliantly written. You are of course right, the only reason I started this thread was to get a reaction, and what a reaction I got! I would like to thank the defensive people on here for making me smile lots during this thread. I owe you all a coffee or maybe a kiss on the cheek.

 

And yes we all know Coldplay suck (deep down we all do) Long live Westlife!!!!!!!

my ex-friend used to say Chris was gay, guess why he's my ex-friend :D

*ignoring*

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So that person is your ex friend as they called the Martin gay??!!!! Not to sound off at you but that is awful of you!!! How shallow a person do you want to be??

 

I feel happy for that person as they don't have to deal with shallowness anymore. How can you justify that??

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Is he your ex friend as he tried to bum you??

 

Is he your ex friend because you did not teabag him??

 

Is he your ex friend as he eloped to the Isle of Wight?

 

 

Do tell!!!!!

Er' date=' no. 'Gay' is not a race, it's a sexual orientation. If you're against gays, you are [i']homophobic[/i]. Important difference.

 

Sorry. As you were.

 

...because i didn't know the word homophobic...:\

(ahhhh...my little english...:rolleyes: )

i hope that you've understanded my idea...;)

HONEY...YOU REALLY NEED HELP...but now I think..you even were a COLDPLAY FAN!! I mean you just CAN'T stop love them or like them or whatever it is!!!

Please look for help from that Doctor and that Scientist...beacuse you're insane..

that's all $h!t..and they're are docs..beacuse CLEARLY THEY DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MUSIC..(THANKS GOD!)

 

SEE YOU!

LOSER!:angry:

Why don't you trolls bugger of and get something better to do...useless orcs!! :lol:

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