I couldn't find any other threads like this so if there is I apologize to the creator. :) Here are a few of my favourites...

 

"I saved Latin. What did you ever do?" - Max Fischer on 'Rushmore'

 

"I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot." - Hansel on 'Zoolander'

 

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it." - Ferris Bueller

 

"I do have a test today. that wasn't bullshit. It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So who cares if they're socialists? They could be fascist anarchists. It still doesn't change the fact that I don't own a car. Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in The Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off people." - Ferris Bueller

Haha Zoolander is so funny :D I like all quotes from it

:lol: zoolander is hilarious. i've got a lot of movie quotes i like, but i'll post them in a little while. of course i'm gonna post ones from castaway and the beloved forrest gump - what a movie!:nice:

"frankly my dear, i don't give a damn!" love that cos the lady deserved it hehe. Gone with the Wind.

 

"i am spartacus!, no i am spartacus!, no i am spartacus!" hehe Spartacus.

 

"TAke NO PRISONERS!" Lawrence of Arabia love how O'Toole screams it out and his face goes all red.

From the Virgin Suicides:

 

- What are you doing here honey? You're not even old enough to know how bad life gets.

- Obviously, Doctor, You've never been a 13-year-old girl.

 

I love that.

From some Tom Cruise movie...can't remember its name.

 

-You're stupid!

-Oh, yeah? And you're ugly!

 

:laugh3:

"I have to return some videotapes"-American Psycho

 

:lol: Hilarious!

 

 

And quotes from Wedding Crashers can be funny lol.

American Beauty:

 

"I feel like I've been in a coma for the past twenty years. And I'm just now waking up. "

 

"And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life... You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. But don't worry... you will someday."

 

Pleasantville

There are some places that the road doesn't go in a circle. There are some places where the road keeps going..., "

 

I have far too many to name all.lol

From the breakfast club

Andrew: Speak for yourself.

Bender: Do you think I'd speak for you? I don't even know your language.

From Charlie and the Chocolate Factory :nice::nice::nice:

 

Mike Teevee: Who wants a beard?

Willy Wonka: Well, beatniks for one, folk singers and motorbike riders. Y'know. All those hip, jazzy, super cool, neat, keen, and groovy cats. It's in the fridge, daddy-o! Are you hip to the jive? Can you dig what I'm layin' down? I knew that you could. Slide me some skin, soul brother!

The most hilarious quotes can be found from Napoleon Dynamite. The whole script is just enjoyable :D

From Charlie and the Chocolate Factory :nice::nice::nice:

 

Mike Teevee: Who wants a beard?

Willy Wonka: Well, beatniks for one, folk singers and motorbike riders. Y'know. All those hip, jazzy, super cool, neat, keen, and groovy cats. It's in the fridge, daddy-o! Are you hip to the jive? Can you dig what I'm layin' down? I knew that you could. Slide me some skin, soul brother!

 

 

:laugh3: Haha, i love Charlie And The Chocolate Factory! Johnny Depp is sooo good in it :nice:

 

 

Just thought of another quote i love, it's from Sleepy Hollow:

 

Ichabod: "You moved the body? You must never move the body!"

(Can't remember who this guy was lol): "But why not?"

Ichabod: "...Because!"

Cast Away - Chuck Noland (Tom Hanks)

I had power over nothing. And that's when this feeling came over me like a warm blanket. I knew, somehow, that I had to stay alive. Somehow. I had to keep breathing. Even though there was no reason to hope. And all my logic said that I would never see this place again. So that's what I did. I stayed alive. I kept breathing. And one day my logic was proven all wrong because the tide came in, and gave me a sail. And now, here I am. I'm back. In Memphis, talking to you. I have ice in my glass... And I've lost her all over again. I'm so sad that I don't have Kelly. But I'm so grateful that she was with me on that island. And I know what I have to do now. I gotta keep breathing. Because tomorrow the sun will rise. Who knows what the tide could bring?

 

Philadelphia - Joe Miller (Denzel Washington)

This is the essence of discrimination: formulating opinions about others not based on their individual merits, but rather on their membership in a group with assumed characteristics.

 

Forrest Gump - Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks)

I don't know if we each have a destiny, or if we're all just floatin' around accidental-like on a breeze. But I, I think maybe it's both.

 

(there are too many to quote)

Band of Brothers - Without a doubt the most amazing thing I know.

Carwood Lipton (Danny Wahlberg)

1) From this day to the ending of the world we in it shall be remembered. We lucky few, we band of brothers. For he who today sheds his blood with me shall be my brother.

 

Richard Winters (Damien Lewis)

2) Captain Sobel, you salute the rank, not the man.

3) That night, I thanked God for seeing me through that day of days and prayed I would make it through D plus 1. I also promised that if some way I could get home again, I would find a nice peaceful town and spend the rest of my life in peace.

 

Lewis Nixon (Ron Livingston)

4) ...I've already seen the States, I grew up there. That's why I came to Europe, just wish they told me a war was going on. Anyway, this thing is wasted on me, but I'm sure we could find an officer somewhere in this battalion that could use a long trip home...

 

(it's just amazing, watch it again, and after that, watch it again)

 

i have so much more, there are too many!

"Now fuck off and die, you fucked up slag" Clive Owen - Closer

"Im ur stranger, jump!" Jude Law - Closer

"lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off, but its better if you do" Natalie portman - Closer

"This is SPARTA!" 300.. duh!

Haha Zoolander is so funny :D I like all quotes from it

 

 

 

i can recite most of that movie for you, best movie ever

 

 

 

"wait so why male models"

"Are you serious, i just told you a second ago"

"Right"

I know, it's so hilarious :D

 

"I became..."

"What?"

"bulimic."

"You can read minds?"

:laugh3: i laugh at that everytime. esp the part where they're acting like monkeys, or where derek pops out of the mine to scare his dad and brother.

 

Zoolander

Derek:

Do you understand that the world does not revolve around you and your do whatever it takes, ruin as many people's lives, so long as you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied along the way, just so long so you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied and dying along the way?

 

Hansel:

I hear words like "beauty" and "handsomness" and "incredibly chiseled features" and for me that's like a vanity of self absorption that I try to steer clear of.

From Amélie: 'You'll never be a vegetable. Even artichokes have hearts.' :nice:

 

 

That line is so cute. I love that movie.

after using search option that one is the oldest thread of film quotes....

 

my fave film quote is since the first time i watched it, the last speech of The Great Dictator, a great film and a great final speech, it make me feel better (when i'm sad for politics and things that happen in the world) and keep hope in the future. :)

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcvjoWOwnn4

how about "i made him an offer he couldn't resist".... the godfather