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I am going to smash my phone in!!!

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i love you...if only youd brush :cry:

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YES! OMG I JUST WOKE UP MY CONTACTS ARE FUZZLY AND MY TEETH ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOO FRIGGIN SOREEEEE AND SOMEONE JUST CALLLED AGAIN FOR MY MUM!!!!!!!!! :shock: :sad:

stupid people phoned me today and were liek , "yes, hello? we're collecting clothes on july 2nd.. BLAH BLAH BLAH" and i was like OKEEEEE?? and she said "is your mom home" and i said NO.. and she said bye and promptly hung up

 

NOW THAT WAS RUDE!

LOL telemarketing people are THE BEST!! l could give a fuck about them lol...when they call sometimes l just stay on the line and B.S answers that are EXTREME...likeone time this person was doing a survey on molson canadian beer and l said ldrink 35 bottles a dayy...and l was being SOO extreme (when l dont even drink at alll :lol: lm good ;) )

 

anyways...well l only do this when lm really bored...othertimes l say "ola! huh? me no speak english" and they never call back :D

hhehehehehe i would do the surveys but they never call me!

i only have all the people selling stuff

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anyways...well l only do this when lm really bored...othertimes l say "ola! huh? me no speak english" and they never call back

 

HAHAHA thats hilarious!!!

yah! lol!! so you should try it amanda!! its so fun :lol:

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haha i will! its like "whhhhhha espanol ...whaa espanol espanol!!!!!!!!!!!" and if for some reason they start speaking in spanish ill be like "english english you fool!"

LOL OR try and speak estonian or something!! they will ahve NOO idea what youre saying OR just start making up some language :lol:

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HAHAHAHAH! ill be like MSHIJSJAJ JSOUA!!!!! JDOWJDO!!!!! or (if youve seen finding nemo) ill speak whale lol :lol: like ill go " IIIIIIIIIIII MMMMMMMMM NOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTT IIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNTTTTTERRRRREEEESSSSSTEEEEEEEEED

OMG i WANT TO SEE THAT MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!! bahh

 

LOL yah!!! hahahaha

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:lol: go see it!!!! IT IS HILARIOUS1!!!!!!!!!

i ma well awkward to sales people!

You shoulda told him that his pizza will be ready in 15 years, works for me :P

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