Awww, this came with pictures from the Office but it didn't work properly, sowwy! :D :shrug:

 

1. Eagles may soar high, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

 

2. Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

 

3. There may be no 'I' in team, but there's a 'ME' if you look hard enough.

 

4. Process and Procedure are the last hiding place of people without the wit and wisdom to do their job properly.

 

5. Remember that age and treachery will always triumph over youth and ability.

 

6. Never do today that which will become someone else’s responsibility tomorrow.

 

7. If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.

 

8. If you can keep your head when all around you have lost theirs, then you probably haven't understood the seriousness of the situation.

 

9. If you treat the people around you with love and respect, they will never guess that you're trying to get them sacked.

 

10. If at first you don't succeed, remove all evidence you ever tried.

 

11. You have to be 100% behind someone, before you can stab them in the back.

 

12. If work was so good, the rich would have kept more of it for themselves.

 

13. Those of you who think you know everything are annoying to those of us who do.

 

14. Know your limitations and be content with them. Too much ambition results in promotion to a job you can't do.

 

15. Statistics are like a lamp-post to a drunken man - more for leaning on than illumination.

 

16. A problem shared is a problem halved, so is your problem really yours or just half of someone else’s?

 

17. You don't have to be mad to work here, but you do have to be on time, well presented, a team player, customer service focused and sober!!

Just a quick drop in to say hello!!! :D

Just a quick drop in to say hello!!! :D

 

Hello sexy!!! :D

helloooww :D

Hello Babe!

Oohhh!!

Hello Maria, Angela and Tracy!!! :D

How's everyone?? :)

Oohhh!!

Hello Maria, Angela and Tracy!!! :D

How's everyone?? :)

 

hello beeooootttiful! I am good good. I wrote you a big long pm on the other board, and then your box was full!!! You bad bad girly!!!

im doing great :D am creating my own group on msn about guy berryman any one wanna join in?? :D

 

how are u ? :D

:D Brilliant actually.....It's Friday, nearly home time, Tommy is at his dad's tonight, I am having a girly night in videos and lots of drink, I have brand new settee waiting for me when I get in and I am going to be an aunty!!!! 8) This is me ===> :D :D :D :D :D

Oohhh!!

Hello Maria, Angela and Tracy!!! :D

How's everyone?? :)

 

hello beeooootttiful! I am good good. I wrote you a big long pm on the other board, and then your box was full!!! You bad bad girly!!!

 

Ooops!! You know me! Very popular!! :P :roll: Will clean it out ASAP!!!

Sorry!! :oops:

Well you're gonna get paid tomorrow! Yay! :)

im doing great :D am creating my own group on msn about guy berryman any one wanna join in?? :D

 

how are u ? :D

ooh :o

 

i do of course :D :)

wicked :)

congrats Tracy!!! thats fantastic news!!! :D

hey, i cant see anyone on so im all lonely :sad: but im sure it aint 4 long :D xxx

im here fifi :D

woohoo, hey there si :-D xxx

is anyone here now? :cry:

yep :D xxx

im here

hello :D how are things?? :)

 

i'm bored - spending a fascinating evening in trying to hem my new trousers. damn my short legs and shit sewing! :x

lol - thats what friday nights are for :)

 

;)

of course - i am the last of the great hellraisers, evidently :roll:

i'm beginning to lose my patience now though - why don't they make the eyes in needles big enough to actually fit cotton through! :x

because that would be far too easy and then men couldnt ask their girls to do it :D

hahaha - i don't think i'll be a very useful girl to have around. but, as i keep telling my mum - i'll obv be so rich i'll be able to pay someone to do my cleaning and washing once she's not there to do it :twisted:

hahaha - i don't think i'll be a very useful girl to have around. but' date=' as i keep telling my mum - i'll obv be so rich i'll be able to pay someone to do my cleaning and washing once she's not there to do it :twisted:[/quote']

 

Janey stop moaning and get to work!! :P