I'd like to see the quote form the Bible where it specifically says "Jesus is anti-homosexual." I'd also like proof that the Bible is actually the word of God, and not the word of men who were "led by God"

 

Well Jesus is never quoted as damning homosexuals, Paul brings it up a lot and there are some lines in leviticus, but those were the same books that bring up adsurd notions of slavery and what not. Some believe that the majority of the old testament should be surpassed since Jesus "clarified the word". As for anti-semiticism, Jesus was jewish and Christianity is a sect of Judaism, which makes the racial prejudices of the middle ages onward so ironic.

 

But enough with the bible discussion...we're here to talk about boobs!

That really annoys me, Jesus is clearly just the monks thinking "you know what? This whole bible thing is a bit silly, lets change some of the rules a bit"

Right, back to boobs!

That really annoys me, Jesus is clearly just the monks thinking "you know what? This whole bible thing is a bit silly, lets change some of the rules a bit"

 

Yeah I think they were annoyed a couple of their fellow monks were gettin' it on while the rest of them didn't have access to women. Kind of like in that fake trailer before Tropic Thunder.

 

So one day they confront the two recalcitrant monks with "newly discovered" evidence that Jesus hated gays, which was really just some calligraphy they dipped in tea to make it look old.

Right, back to boobs!

 

Question: Are a camel's humps his boobs?

 

Discuss.

Question: Are a camel's humps his boobs?

 

Discuss.

:dozey:

 

 

 

Wow.

It makes me think of an entirely new game show in which contestants are show pictures and have to identify if boobs are on display or not.

 

With the bonus round "Fake or Natural"

 

There's already a show like that. It's called "Katie and Peter".:rolleyes:

"boob" is a palindrome :D

"boob" is a palindrome :D

 

I thought that was McCain's running-mate........................... :rolleyes:

I thought that was McCain's running-mate........................... :rolleyes:

:dozey:

 

*Sigh*

 

 

Nice one Mark

:dozey:

 

*Sigh*

 

 

Nice one Mark

 

Well she's certainly made quite a few boobs over the past few weeks!!:P

Well she's certainly made quite a few boobs over the past few weeks!!:P

:rolleyes2:

 

 

That she has

:rolleyes2:

 

 

That she has

 

So today we will have to see if it's a case of "You boob - you lose".................. :rolleyes:

Are we the only ones left on here Mark? No one else is responding.

 

 

I think the forum is

Mark, those puns are terrible.

 

You are to be HANGED.

Mark, those puns are terrible.

 

You are to be HANGED.

 

Is that really the breast you could come up with??:rolleyes:

Mark, you're such a tit :rolleyes:

Well I think you have 2 sides of it. I mean of course guys think there hot, except if they dont go that way, and women well from what I hear, dont like them haha:P

this is another funny thread. i like mine too much and i'm not flat.....hahahha.

 

i voted "Yes *drools*"

How...asexual of you

i've changed my mind a bit.

Well, not really 'cause i still think they're quite useless. But i just like having smaller boobs. It's so easy! They're not too small though so i'm not insanely desperate to have bigger breasts either.

 

I always make fun of me not having boobs haha :nice:

I still remember when you said you were jealous of babe's boobs :uhoh:

if they're too big it looks kind of messed up but if they're too flat than that sucks too, they need to be about medium

Mark, you're such a tit :rolleyes:

 

I think it's time to nipple this in the bud................................. :rolleyes:

I like my boobs. :wacko:

 

They could be a bit bigger, but it's not that important really.