busybeeburns Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 IF you are a close pal of CHRIS MARTIN brace yourself for disappointment when you open your pressies tomorrow. The COLDPLAY frontman – worth £30million – has done his Christmas shopping in the household appliance section of John Lewis. But don’t expect a plush cappuccino machine, or hair straighteners if you’re a female pal – he left with three Henry vacuum cleaners. To quote LIAM GALLAGHER – what a “plant pot”. Explaining his buys as he left the homeware section of the department store on London’s Oxford Street on Friday, Chris said: “Some of them are gifts and one’s for me. “I love to do the housework. I don’t really see the point of getting someone else to do all your day-to-day chores.” I always thought Chris was the kind of fella to have a tidy house. I bet his Lego was organised with colour coding when he was a nipper, too. Henry is fast becoming the biggest name in the world of celeb vacuuming. The jolly red appliance, which costs £100, is a favourite of sex-mad comedian RUSSELL BRAND. He used to pleasure himself with a Henry when he was a confused teenager. Vacuum cleaners aside, 2008 is shaping up to be a big year for Coldplay, who are due to release their fourth album. It seems the lads are in good spirits. They posted a cover of GEORGE MICHAEL’s Last Christmas on their website last night. The boys were kind enough to send me a picture of them singing the Christmas classic around the piano in their studio. At least they didn't send me a Henry ... http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article616032.ece Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plug_in_coldplaying Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 hehe really weird present Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miss capa Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 If I even got a gift from Chris at all I'd be over the moon, even if he did give me a vaccum cleaner :tongue: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yellowtalk Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 “Some of them are gifts"....umm since when does that mean that they are automatically for Gwenyth?:dozey:...who knows they could be for some dude down that shelter that Chris has set up, where he did the plumbing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texasluvsjonny Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 Maybe Chrissy uses it to pleasure himself while Gwyneth is away. :wink3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busybeeburns Posted December 24, 2007 Author Share Posted December 24, 2007 Yeah and maybe Henry is Prospekt :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frostbitepanda Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 HAHAHAHAH. Who THINKS of this shit? SERIOUSLY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ApproximatelyInfinite Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 ohhh my god, i cant believe people write articles about celebrities APPLIANCES. this is what the world is coming to. all the same...:laugh1: and if he's buying one for himself, i sincerely doubt that one of the others is for gwyneth. if they start using this as "evidence" in their supposed "rough patch" (though the press seems to be pretty much over that) then we know the worlds gone bezerk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
winigwl Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 Yeah and maybe Henry is Prospekt :P :oThats genious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackchickintheback Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 It's a cute vacuum though. Better than the one I have. It's all big and bulky. :tongue: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
winigwl Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 no one getting one of these should be complaining because they are getting a christmas present from chris martin, which is pretty damn cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miss capa Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 Yeah and maybe Henry is Prospekt :P Woah, everything is so clear to me now!!! Honestly, if I ran down stairs on Christmas morning (I did this year and all I got was 25 bucks :tongue:) and found a Vacuum Cleaner with a note stuck to it saying: Dear Rach Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Oh yeah, the release date is..... Love from Chris I would probably have a seisure... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ApproximatelyInfinite Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 ^oh my god, its already christmas in australia... so i read this article earlier this afternoon, and it took me about 6 hours to completely get it. i was thinking like "a vaccum cleaner really isnt that crappy of a gift from anyone...why does it suck?" and then it clicked...vaccum cleaners...suck...his gifts do actually SUCK THINGS UP. oh man. i can really be slow sometimes. but like others have said, perhaps its not the most thrilling present, but getting a present from chris martin is a thrill in itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miss capa Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 Haha! Suck! Og dear, I only got that then!!!:laugh3::laugh3: Yes, Chelsea, it's Christmas here and I got ANOTHER gift voucher!! (Plus clothes, a CD, a Sims 2 game, 2 bracelets a necklace, a minifish tank and a mug..) If Chris sent me a freakin' piece of card board I would be happy as...something really REALLY happy...:uhoh: Anyhoo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ApproximatelyInfinite Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 Haha! Suck! Og dear, I only got that then!!!:laugh3::laugh3: Yes, Chelsea, it's Christmas here and I got ANOTHER gift voucher!! (Plus clothes, a CD, a Sims 2 game, 2 bracelets a necklace, a minifish tank and a mug..) If Chris sent me a freakin' piece of card board I would be happy as...something really REALLY happy...:uhoh: Anyhoo sims2 ROCKS. i'm glad i'm not the only one that was slow. i was driving home from a christmas party when i figured it out and i just cracked up. i ran on here ASAP after doing christmas with my family just in case my dream was right and coldplay decided to put up some album info as an extra-special christmas prezzie, but alas, no. it was a VERY radiohead christmas for me, though: a cd and 2 dvds! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Rose Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 Henry Hoovers are over-rated, you paying half the price just for the name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romy_arg Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 has Chris heard about common gifts like.. clothes, jewerly, or even money..? :laugh4: :stunned: maybe he bought some soap for the children.. on irder to help him with the laundry XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terry C Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 Liam Gallagher shouldn't call anyone names; this is a guy who is still getting into bar fights in foreign countries. I DOUBT if Chris bought the Mrs. a vacuum cleaner. Besides, if someone is nice enough to buy you a Christmas present, you don't make nasty comments about it. Besides, I wish someone would buy ME a pricey Hoover. I could use something like that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terry C Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 "has Chris heard about common gifts like.. clothes, jewerly, or even money..?" Chris Martin is not a "common" guy. He's different! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dargee Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 well... nothing's worse than a pijama .... :S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romy_arg Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 "has Chris heard about common gifts like.. clothes, jewerly, or even money..?" Chris Martin is not a "common" guy. He's different! well.. but that gifts that he bought are very strange gifts.. and he's not common... but he's not God either.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudy_o Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 so what?? its a luck to receive a present from a man named CHRISTOPHER ANTHONY JOHN MARTIN... anybody agree??????? :P _________________________________________________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
be my green eyes Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 so what?? its a luck to receive a present from a man named CHRISTOPHER ANTHONY JOHN MARTIN... anybody agree??????? :P _________________________________________________________ Totally. Perhaps an anti-materialist gesture?...i dont know. By the way is chris alone worth 30m Pounds? or the family? ie Gwenyth aswell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viva La Parachutes Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 dude i would be so exstatic if u recieved a present from chris or any band member.:o even if it is a cute vaccum with a face on it.:stunned: maybe he was doing it as a joke or someting... :confused:who knows...:\ but i wouldnt be mad about ti though.:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viva La Parachutes Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 oh i agree completely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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