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Chris Martin's Christmas Presents Suck!

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so what?? its a luck to receive a present from a man named CHRISTOPHER ANTHONY JOHN MARTIN... anybody agree??????? :P

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that is like, exactly what i was going to say!!!

 

i would love it if he gave me a piece of trash on the street.

 

come ON. it's CHRIS ANTHONY JOHN MARTIN.

The jolly red appliance, which costs £100, is a favourite of sex-mad comedian RUSSELL BRAND. He used to pleasure himself with a Henry when he was a confused teenager.

 

:lol: Love the way they chucked this random 'fact' into the article :rolleyes:

dude i would be so exstatic if u recieved a present from chris or any band member.:o even if it is a cute vaccum with a face on it.:stunned: maybe he was doing it as a joke or someting... :confused:who knows...:\ but i wouldnt be mad about ti though.:lol:

 

Totally agree........

Most probably it was a joke

I would definitely enjoy to clean the house more if I had that vacuum cleaner. :lol:

 

So what if he's bought some of them for presents? Maybe the receivers wanted a new vacuum cleaner for Christmas. Maybe it's a nice joke for friends who hate to vacuum like me?

I'd be happy to receive like any present from Chris. :wacko:

  • 10 months later...

It is a fine gift.. I have allways think those Henrys look funny :lol:

HAHAHHA I wonder what he's getting people this year.... :lol:

It's the presents, it's the thought that counts. :wacky:

 

 

 

.....And he thought VACUUMS. :smug::freak:

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:laugh4: I don't know why, but i find that picture hilarious.

 

It's probably the combination of his expression and the "festive disapointment"

Erm, no thanks :shifty:

 

Henry would be a laughing stock if it was placed beside our filter.

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:laugh4: I don't know why, but i find that picture hilarious.

 

It's probably the combination of his expression and the "festive disapointment"

 

 

I agree.

But I love Chris for that... here he is having all this money but he gives people vacuums... And how he says that he likes housework.

If Chris got me a vacuum I'd be insanely happy.

now imagine if your rich friend got you a hoover for christmas,

well its the thought . :P

 

 

Goddammit, he should have gotten them dysons! :laugh3:

Don't say bad things about Henry in here! :whip:

Haven't seen him in my hotel yet :disappointed:

  • 9 months later...

Very pratical, how often do you get gifts that you don't want or use. Everyone uses a vacum cleaner. I am a worse gift giver, because I give black socks because i know the person will use them. If I could afford vacum cleaners I would give those instead.:laugh3:

  • 2 months later...

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