Sperm donors are to be offered free tickets to any music festival in Europe under a new initiative.

 

Passes to a festival of their choice will be offered to any donors in Europe who contribute to Ireland’s sperm reserves.

 

Irish stocks are apparently dwindling, with demand far higher than is sustainable, and donations down by 40% over the last four years.

 

The Sperm For Tickets initiative makes use of special donation containers and a fast courier network to offer donation via mail.

 

Anyone in Europe can request a donation pack, indicating which European festival they wish to attend via Spermfortickets.com.

 

http://www.nme.com/news/festival/35078

Would that mean all the festivals would be full of wankers?

Would that mean all the festivals would be full of wankers?

 

LMFAO ...

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"Applications for donation packs have far exceed the expectations.

Our clients are calling a halt to the invitation to apply for packs,

and will review the results of the scheme to decide on how to proceed"

 

Bugger :(

just tell me where to spooge...:whatever::dance::smoking::sleeping:

lol. I heard about this last night, and I would have posted if you hadn't! I was asking my bf just how far he'd go to get me a really cool b-day gift this year...he actually said he'd do it if they hadn't stopped the programme! Now THAT'S love!:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

"Applications for donation packs have far exceed the expectations.

Our clients are calling a halt to the invitation to apply for packs,

and will review the results of the scheme to decide on how to proceed"

 

Bugger :(

 

Keep Practicing Mr Watts

"Applications for donation packs have far exceed the expectations.

Our clients are calling a halt to the invitation to apply for packs,

and will review the results of the scheme to decide on how to proceed"

 

Bugger :(

 

 

 

Awww,you miss out?

Brilliant idea as lord knows you'd never get a man to :whatever: without giving out prizes. :rolleyes:

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