I work with three ladies in an office at work.

one of them is SO FUCKING FIT

and at the end of every day she has to climb onto my desk to mark some stuff on the whiteboard I sit in front of.

and I make funny jokes like "oh I didn't know I'd ordered a strip-o-gram!"

but really I'm thinking "would you notice if I started groping you"

 

I NEED TO VENT.

I NEED TO VENT ON HER!

 

:freak:

mm...

 

chris and chocolate cake...

 

perfect... :wideeyed:!

aww,

 

if you wanna vent fellow perv brother,

 

then VENT AWAY!!

 

that's what this thread is for. perviness and vent...iness. :D

I WANT TO DO HER.

 

ARGHHHHHHHH

 

every day she gets changed in our small office, like, she changes her top,

so she's standing in her bra alot of the time.

 

I think she wants me.

she's totally getting her wabs out to entice me!!

 

(yes, I just said 'wabs' - it's a word I maded up) :P

I think maybe the feeling is mutual - climbing on your desk, getting changed in front of you... she's not very subtle is she???

I know what you mean.

but she doesn't like, openly flirt with me when we talk.

which is like all day.

I don't understand women! :P

Is she seeing anyone?

no....

 

But I mean COME ON!

 

it could make sense, I mean, she DOES have to use the white board that I just happen to sit in front of.

 

and she does need to change from her work shirt to her normal shirt when we finish.

 

I want to think it's deliberate but I dunno.

all I know is that she is all kinds of fine.

haha I wish I could do street talk.

I'm too white for that. :laugh3:

Yeah, but couldn't she change in the toilet? Or ask you to leave the room?

 

Isn't there a way for her to get to the whiteboard without climbing on your desk (or even ask you to do whatever it is that needs doing on there)

 

The way I see it, there are three possibilities

 

1) She is extemely confident about her body and just likes showing it off

2) She thinks you're gay and therefore not interested in her

3) She wants you now (probaby on the desk :))

 

What you waitin for?

2) She thinks you're gay and therefore not interested in her

 

She probably saw the pics of JD in his green tights :rolleyes:

 

I don't understand women! :P

 

I dont think any of us do dude!! :P

Yeah, but couldn't she change in the toilet? Or ask you to leave the room?

 

Isn't there a way for her to get to the whiteboard without climbing on your desk (or even ask you to do whatever it is that needs doing on there)

 

The way I see it, there are three possibilities

 

1) She is extemely confident about her body and just likes showing it off

2) She thinks you're gay and therefore not interested in her

3) She wants you now (probaby on the desk :))

 

What you waitin for?

 

:laugh3: man, I do love talking to you,

but there is NO way she could think I'm gay.

I'm too hetro-like to be gay.

 

and I hope it's 3 personally.

 

and no she can't reach the white board without going on my desk.

hmm.

 

She probably saw the pics of JD in his green tights :rolleyes:

 

 

 

I dont think any of us do dude!! :P

 

HEY!!! I thought we agreed to NEVER mention that again! :P

Ok, we've ruled out number 2, what about number 1 - does she strike you as quite an in-your-face type? Does she like being controversial and shocking?

 

Or is she sat at home right now thinking "What else have I got to do to get his attention?" :sneaky:

Is she your boss? If not, fuck her right there on your desk.

 

 

Case solved.

Ok, we've ruled out number 2, what about number 1 - does she strike you as quite an in-your-face type? Does she like being controversial and shocking?

 

Or is she sat at home right now thinking "What else have I got to do to get his attention?" :sneaky:

 

she's not that in your face no.

I think she could be at home thinking about getting herself a slice of Jamie pie.

:lol:

 

Is she your boss? If not, fuck her right there on your desk.

 

 

Case solved.

 

as always, your advice is top notch! :kiss: :P

 

and she's not my boss, so I might have to!

:laugh3: man, I do love talking to you,

but there is NO way she could think I'm gay.

I'm too hetro-like to be gay.

 

and I hope it's 3 personally.

 

and no she can't reach the white board without going on my desk.

hmm.

 

Dude, just go to her next time she does it, and not jokingly, just go:

 

"You know I'd get a better view of things I could see you totally naked, how bout it?"

 

:D

 

Dude, a sliver of Jamie pie??? She better eat the whole f*cking pie and enjoy it, who knows, she may even have it with cream on the side! :p.

Dude, just go to her next time she does it, and not jokingly, just go:

 

"You know I'd get a better view of things I could see you totally naked, how bout it?"

 

:D

 

I always do stupid things that are abnormal at times like that

like Jim off american pie!

 

I'd most likely start worrying and spurt out "You know I'd like to penetrate you"

 

:laugh3:

she's not that in your face no.

I think she could be at home thinking about getting herself a slice of Jamie pie.

:lol:

 

 

 

as always, your advice is top notch! :kiss: :P

 

and she's not my boss, so I might have to!

 

 

DO IT!:sneaky:

she's not that in your face no.

I think she could be at home thinking about getting herself a slice of Jamie pie.

:lol:

 

 

Jamie pie??? Careful, you're starting to sound like the Todd :D

Oh and dude, you work in an office with 3 other women? Where the hell is this place and how do I sign up!! :D :D

Ask her out for a drink, JD and quit being a pussy...and get some:wink3:

Dude, if you don't do it, I'll fly to England, charm her ass off and then I'll have sex with her on your desk if it'd make you realise "maybe I should have gone for it...:shy:".

Jamie pie??? Careful, you're starting to sound like the Todd :D

 

PIE FIVE!! :D

 

Ask her out for a drink, JD and quit being a pussy...and get some:wink3:

 

oh please! I get enough. I get more than enough.

but god forbid me saying this........... I think I might like this one more than that. :confused:

 

don't get me wrong, I totally gonna do her.

but then I might be nice to her afterwards too! :P

Dude, if you don't do it, I'll fly to England, charm her ass off and then I'll have sex with her on your desk if it'd make you realise "maybe I should have gone for it...:shy:".

 

haha you wouldn't!

haha you wouldn't!

 

You watch me :P. British girls can't resist an Aussie :wink3:.

 

Thunder from Down Under ;)

 

The french have their kisses, but we have ours, again, Down Under ;) :wink3:

You want JD to watch you having sex with this girl? Wow...now this is a perv unit:wink3: