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You know you're addicted to Coldplay when...

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..when your little brothers turn up the radio for you when a Coldplay song comes on, because they've learned that I HAVE to listen to those songs at high volume.

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  • butterfliesinjapan
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    You know when you're addicted to Coldplay when you're on this forum almost everyday.

..when your little brothers turn up the radio for you when a Coldplay song comes on, because they've learned that I HAVE to listen to those songs at high volume.

 

THIS :nod: :lol: my family, too :D

YKYATCW You plan to join one Coldplay-related FB page, and and up joining 7.

^:lol:

 

When you're listening to Coldplay on the bus on your way home, and you start wondering how it would be like to have Chris on the seat right next to you, because you start to imagine he's going home with you, and you warn him about your dog ("So I have a dog...you're not allergic, right ? You'll see she's very nice, though she's dirty and she stinks!") and then you imagine the moment you & him enter your house, and how embarrassed you are when your dog comes say Hello to Chris * and you say "Oh, dear god, I'm sorry" and he's like "haha it's okay". :lol: And so you start smiling, and almost laughing. Alone. On the bus :|

 

*

Not embarrassed about how crazy happy she is when a guest comes, but..erm...the way dogs say hello...

 

smelling his crutch :|

 

 

^:lol:

 

When you're listening to Coldplay on the bus on your way home, and you start wondering how it would be like to have Chris on the seat right next to you, because you start to imagine he's going home with you, and you warn him about your dog ("So I have a dog...you're not allergic, right ? You'll see she's very nice, though she's dirty and she stinks!") and then you imagine the moment you & him enter your house, and how embarrassed you are when your dog comes say Hello to Chris * and you say "Oh, dear god, I'm sorry" and he's like "haha it's okay". :lol: And so you start smiling, and almost laughing. Alone. On the bus :|

 

*

Not embarrassed about how crazy happy she is when a guest comes, but..erm...the way dogs say hello...

 

smelling his crutch :|

 

 

:lol: That's a nice way to spend time on a bus. I think I'm going to try imagining things too :D

when you have Coldplay week on MCM France

 

I hate my crappy TV plan with no quality music channels :dozey:

.. when there's so many Coldplay on your iPod that (even when it's on shuffle) it takes forever to find a non CP song :)

^ really :o OOh I have not MCM :cry: What they diffuse ?

 

Yesterday just I turned on the TV, and there was "Yellow". in front :shocked2: yesterday many clips ;)

:lol: That's a nice way to spend time on a bus. I think I'm going to try imagining things too :D

 

 

I hate my crappy TV plan with no quality music channels :dozey:

 

I have channels musics : mezzo, MCMtop, MCMpop, MTV , MTVpulse, RougeTV, TVM3, Direct Star,

but that's because I pay ;)

I pay for football-channels :D :D

but not for music channels, where only Jason Derulo and Rihanna are :\

 

A COLDPLAY-CHANNEL! THAT would be worth to pay for :D :D :D :)

.. when there's so many Coldplay on your iPod that (even when it's on shuffle) it takes forever to find a non CP song :)

 

:laugh3: I have the same problem! :laugh3: (what am I talking about, it's not a problem!)

..when your little brothers turn up the radio for you when a Coldplay song comes on, because they've learned that I HAVE to listen to those songs at high volume.

 

Aw, that's so nice :).

 

My mom, if she hears a Coldplay song on the radio, will tell me about that :lol:. Yay for families who are supportive of your interests.

 

Coeurli, ha, that's an entertaining story! I like it!

^:lol:

 

When you're listening to Coldplay on the bus on your way home, and you start wondering how it would be like to have Chris on the seat right next to you, because you start to imagine he's going home with you, and you warn him about your dog ("So I have a dog...you're not allergic, right ? You'll see she's very nice, though she's dirty and she stinks!") and then you imagine the moment you & him enter your house, and how embarrassed you are when your dog comes say Hello to Chris * and you say "Oh, dear god, I'm sorry" and he's like "haha it's okay". :lol: And so you start smiling, and almost laughing. Alone. On the bus :|

 

*

Not embarrassed about how crazy happy she is when a guest comes, but..erm...the way dogs say hello...

 

smelling his crutch :|

 

 

ROTFLOL! You are so funny Celine.. :D:lol: :kiss: Your posts always make me smile.. :D

.. when there's so many Coldplay on your iPod that (even when it's on shuffle) it takes forever to find a non CP song :)

 

:laugh3: On my iPod too!

 

 

...when at the gym there is always someone that shout to you "Fra!!! The Coldplay!" every time the TV broadcast them.

 

Or

 

...when at the gym you just finished your exercises and the TV broadcast them, so you plonk yourself down in front of it in a trance and your trainer says to you "You finished...you can go home" and you respond "I'm not going anywhere till the end of the video"

Aw, that's so nice :).

 

My mom, if she hears a Coldplay song on the radio, will tell me about that :lol:. Yay for families who are supportive of your interests.

 

Coeurli, ha, that's an entertaining story! I like it!

 

My Mom's never even heard Coldplay that I know of. Doesn't care that I like them since they're not a Christian band and doesn't think men should siing Falsetto,lol.

 

You might be addicted to Coldplay when you want someone on the forum's mom to adopt you!:lol: (especially if you're nearly 42. :p)

My Mom's never even heard Coldplay that I know of. Doesn't care that I like them since they're not a Christian band and doesn't think men should siing Falsetto,lol.

 

You might be addicted to Coldplay when you want someone on the forum's mom to adopt you!:lol: (especially if you're nearly 42. :p)

 

My mum loves Coldplay [actually I think that I heard my first Coldplay's song from her]...you should be my sister :rolleyes::laugh3:

Oh in comes from Martin. I see. It's their married last name. :P

 

Hahaha indeed :D

 

This is worst of what I said in the Buckin thread :laugh3:

 

 

 

When talking with your bestfriend you say "I'll name my son Chris [and noting his expression] not because of Coldplay, I like the name, I'm saying this before of my obsession for them!" and him to your boyfriend "Have you heard her? She wants to call her first son Chris!", so your boyfriend looks at you dispirited and says "...and how you'll call the second? Martin? -.-" and you say "...You're a genius! Chris and Martin! And think: if they'll be yours the first one will be Chris De Martino...! *_*" "...and the other Martin De Martino...? Oh my God you scare me!"

 

Well that was exactly my first thought! :lol: Such a mess for a single word! And all in one day! :laugh3:

 

^:lol:

 

When you're listening to Coldplay on the bus on your way home, and you start wondering how it would be like to have Chris on the seat right next to you, because you start to imagine he's going home with you, and you warn him about your dog ("So I have a dog...you're not allergic, right ? You'll see she's very nice, though she's dirty and she stinks!") and then you imagine the moment you & him enter your house, and how embarrassed you are when your dog comes say Hello to Chris * and you say "Oh, dear god, I'm sorry" and he's like "haha it's okay". :lol: And so you start smiling, and almost laughing. Alone. On the bus :|

 

*

Not embarrassed about how crazy happy she is when a guest comes, but..erm...the way dogs say hello...

 

smelling his crutch :|

 

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

 

When you turn your laptop off because you have to go to bed although you need to visit coldplaying 'cause you haven't yet today... So you go to bed and visit coldplaying with your ipod :D

 

And...

 

When one of your best friends comes to your house to study together, and the first thing you do is showing her the latest tweet by Chris stressing on its Buckin meaning :awesome:

...when at the gym you just finished your exercises and the TV broadcast them, so you plonk yourself down in front of it in a trance and your trainer says to you "You finished...you can go home" and you respond "I'm not going anywhere till the end of the video"

 

Oh, yeah, I'd do that, too. Similar activities include turning on videos on TV while you're getting ready for work in the morning in the hopes they'll show the "Paradise" video even though you've seen it a trillion times already. Just something about music you like playing before you go to work that kinda wakes you up and pumps you up for the day, though.

 

 

My Mom's never even heard Coldplay that I know of. Doesn't care that I like them since they're not a Christian band and doesn't think men should siing Falsetto,lol.

 

Awwwwww. I can't see why religious people wouldn't appreciate the band, though, they're generally pretty clean musically and everything.

 

Men singing falsetto...I have a really weird habit of liking bands whose male singers can hit much higher notes than I could ever hope to hit :p. I know it weirds some people out, men singing that high, but apparently it doesn't seem to bother me much.

 

I wouldn't say my mom's an expert on the band or anything, but she knows them enough to point out when they're on TV or playing or something.

 

You might be addicted to Coldplay when you want someone on the forum's mom to adopt you!:lol: (especially if you're nearly 42. :p)

 

Haha. Hey, it might help bill-wise, but we live in kind of a small, crowded place.

 

Seriously, you might make good friends, at least. I bet you'd get on well with her. It's pretty hard for people to not get along with my mom.

Oh, yeah, I'd do that, too. Similar activities include turning on videos on TV while you're getting ready for work in the morning in the hopes they'll show the "Paradise" video even though you've seen it a trillion times already. Just something about music you like playing before you go to work that kinda wakes you up and pumps you up for the day, though.

 

 

 

 

Awwwwww. I can't see why religious people wouldn't appreciate the band, though, they're generally pretty clean musically and everything.

 

Men singing falsetto...I have a really weird habit of liking bands whose male singers can hit much higher notes than I could ever hope to hit :p. I know it weirds some people out, men singing that high, but apparently it doesn't seem to bother me much.

 

I wouldn't say my mom's an expert on the band or anything, but she knows them enough to point out when they're on TV or playing or something.

 

 

 

Haha. Hey, it might help bill-wise, but we live in kind of a small, crowded place.

 

Seriously, you might make good friends, at least. I bet you'd get on well with her. It's pretty hard for people to not get along with my mom.

 

Actually, I gather Coldplay have a strong Christian fan base because they're music is so positive and uplifting, but she's convinced anything that isn't traditional Christian music is devil music,lol. Srsly?? Coz nothing says pure :evil: Like Chris & Jonny,lol! :chris: = :devil: :p.

 

She teaches Classical voice and piano and is convinced men just don't sound like men singing up high.

 

Basically, she's nuts!

Actually, I gather Coldplay have a strong Christian fan base because they're music is so positive and uplifting, but she's convinced anything that isn't traditional Christian music is devil music,lol. Srsly?? Coz nothing says pure :evil: Like Chris & Jonny,lol! :chris: = :devil: :p.

 

Hey, their affection for each other and Chris bending his body into weird poses onstage is just begging for people to turn to the dark side :D.

 

She teaches Classical voice and piano and is convinced men just don't sound like men singing up high.

 

Basically, she's nuts!

 

Hm. Funny she teaches in the classical field, 'cause the notable composers of that music weren't exactly saints themselves. Ah, well.

 

Maybe one day she'll come around, or at least be more okay with your music tastes.

Hey, their affection for each other and Chris bending his body into weird poses onstage is just begging for people to turn to the dark side :D.

 

 

 

Hm. Funny she teaches in the classical field, 'cause the notable composers of that music weren't exactly saints themselves. Ah, well.

 

Maybe one day she'll come around, or at least be more okay with your music tastes.

 

She WOULD re-interpret their friendship/brotherhood/whatever else into sin, actually. Grrrrr...

 

And I've actually told her that Mozart, whom we both adore, would have been an electric-guitar playing pothead if either had been available to him!:lol: Probably more of a partyer than Chris, given half the chance. ;)

^^ this is so funny.. My Dad is a classical piano teacher and HATES 'modern' 'pop' music.. haha.. I must tell him that.. he loves Mozart hehe.. Hey can I get adopted too? I don't have a mum and my Dad is crazy LOL!

 

Back to the topic in hand.. When you spend all evening downloading software, browsing all sorts of online sites and tearing your hair out, just so that you can screencap and gif the Isle of Wight Festival. :rolleyes:

^I'm telling ya, Mozart would have been a hippie,lol!!

 

So we just need an 'Adopt A Coldplayer' group for us Coldplay orphans? Luckily, there aren't many of us. :D

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