It's okay' date=' theyre close enough to girls. According to most heavy metal fans Ive talked to, they're all extremely gay, so close enough right?[/quote']

According to MOST PEOPLE they're extremely gay. I used to have 20 people screaming (at the same time) "Coldplay's gayyyy!!!!" ..terrible times ...they might as well have said I was gay :sick:

 

 

 

Because men are better at writing music.

 

Now get back in the kitchen. Oh, and my shirts need ironing.

*Tortures Saffire to death*

Why are all the members have beards?

 

Image or something?

:dozey:

LMFAO

 

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

Keep em coming

According to MOST PEOPLE they're extremely gay. I used to have 20 people screaming (at the same time) "Coldplay's gayyyy!!!!" ..terrible times ...they might as well have said I was gay :sick:

 

 

 

 

*Tortures Saffire to death*

o they didnt call you gay?

 

some people have all the luck:cry:

Why won't you send all these questions to [email protected]? :wink3:

they all have beards so their chins dont get cold up on Violet Hill

 

 

 

Its COLD up there

hahahahahahahaha :laugh3: this is great!

Ok I had to make one

 

Why do all the members breathe?

 

Why do they all have eyes?

 

Why do they all play instruments?

 

Why don't they sing in German?

 

Why are they named Chris, Guy, Jonny, and Will?

they all have beards so their chins dont get cold up on Violet Hill

 

 

 

Its COLD up there

 

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

what's wrong with coldplay being gay anyway..

Oh God.

What the hell happened to this forum as it was a few months ago?

I miss it dearly.

Oh please make it stop! :bigcry:

lol

damn, those are good questions :lol:

can you imagine?

 

01 Leben in Technicolor

02 Friedhöfen von London

03, das Verloren Wird!

04 42

05 Liebhaber in Japan/Regierung von Liebe

06 Ja

07 Viva la Vida

08 Violetter Hügel

09 Erdbeerenschwünge

10 Tode und Seine Ganzen Freunde

:stunned:

can you imagine?

 

01 Leben in Technicolor

02 Friedhöfen von London

03, das Verloren Wird!

04 42

05 Liebhaber in Japan/Regierung von Liebe

06 Ja

07 Viva la Vida

08 Violetter Hügel

09 Erdbeerenschwünge

10 Tode und Seine Ganzen Freunde

OMFG, LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

Frickin POST OF THE MONTH RIGHT HERE!!!!

i Love Erdbeeren schwünge :D:D:D:D:D

Why are all of them from the U.K.

 

Why are they all from the UK. No one is asian, or hispanic.

 

I declare war on the uk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D:D

I told you, Chris is Asian (Lovers in JAPAN, CHINESE sleep chant)

Seriously now. I think you've crossed the border into 'spam' territory.

 

If I had a suggestion, it would be to merge all of these threads into something titled: "Why Do Coldplay...".

Or maybe just delete all of them. I don't know :P

Poor moderators. :(

who the hell started all this?

 

 

Whoever you are you deserve a medal my friend!