Then lets stop giving it to him! :lock:

He's the funniest guy alive after Chris Martin!!!

I think that's an overstatement .....someone has to be terribly funny to be the "funniest guy alive after Chris Martin" ...and coldplayer34 is well..not :dozey:

Well I mean do the math. If you picked out 4 people randomly from the earth's population, at least one of them would be black or maybe mexican. But no. They are all white. Chris Martin hates black people

^LOL this guy cracks me up

 

 

:laugh3:

Well I mean do the math. If you picked out 4 people randomly from the earth's population, at least one of them would be black or maybe mexican. But no. They are all white. Chris Martin hates black people

 

I'm sure he hates you as well...

He's not alone with that opinion...

Why are all the members in coldplay guys?

 

whay is it there can't be a christina, or a joana. Coldplay sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If they dont have a pair of breast within 2 days, im gonna boycot.

Chris Martin has a vagina. Close enough. They're in the clear on this one.

people what do you have on your breakfast those days?

 

can you all stop opening those kind of absurd threads of why they aren't black, why they all are males..

 

 

:huh:

 

i don't find the sense of them... they are how they are, nobody can change it, if you don't like it then move on... those threads are so stupid

 

answering to you: hadn't you noticied that most known bands are only male bands? :uhoh:

 

:lock:

Because men are better at writing music.

 

Now get back in the kitchen. Oh, and my shirts need ironing. :D

shouldn't you wash it first? :o

why there is only one bald guy in the band?

 

a big desappointment.........shave your head guys respect the bald people

 

 

 

because they're not the spice girls

damn, another one

do u actually expect a genuine answer? becauae theyre isnt one

It's okay, theyre close enough to girls. According to most heavy metal fans Ive talked to, they're all extremely gay, so close enough right?

he didnt choose to be bald

 

 

It was a Rogain fiasco

HaHaHAHaHaHaHAhaHAha keep these threads coming :D

According to most heavy metal fans Ive talked to, they're all extremely gay

 

:laugh3::laugh3:

I mean guys don't fall for it, he's obviously an idiot, so I think we should all just ignore him once and for all. But it's sad because in many regims he would be beheaded for doing this, making up all the excitement!:D

 

And seriously, coldplaying.com is for fans who like Coldplay, not for annoying people with serious character problems...

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

these threads are hilarious

 

 

 

Ian should make a new section called "stupid pointless threads" section. right next to the lounge.

its because the rest of them have hair

Because men are better at writing music.

 

Now get back in the kitchen. Oh, and my shirts need ironing. :D

who says that?

Dover Rocks, and they are women :cool4:

 

now get back and do gardening.

what happen today? is another aprils fool day? :

 

:bigcry: that is so worrying.

Im gonna go do some sewing to relax myself and my wife will keep busy drinking beer and watching football

 

 

God you people are so weird