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Who feels weird bringing your girlfriends around your parents?


ColdplayCold

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You should befriend the creepiest, most tattoo'd, pierced, oddball chick you can find, and bring her to your parents saying she's your new girlfriend - and have your friends film their reaction in secret.

 

After that, introduce your real gf and they'll be thrilled she wasn't like the last one.

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My dad just talks em to death trying to sound "hip" and my mother just endlessly offers her coffee, tea, sweets, magazines....Jesus!! My little sister would eye her suspiciously for a few minutes before dragging her (and thus, me) up to her room to try out make-up and nail varnish. I usually end up as the model and covered in various kinds of shit girls call "expensive make-up". Oh happy days...:rolleyes:

 

@ stephenbass - topless? Really? That'd just be disturbing. (Shivers VIOLENTLY - now you know the stuff of my nightmares tonight!)

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Well if, as it appears from the thread title, you're bringing two or more girlfriends round at the same time, I suggest the girlfriends themselves would feel pretty weird at the very least!!:rolleyes:

 

 

:laugh3::laugh3:

 

"Mom, dad, these are my girlfriends Jasmine and Crystal - we like the number 3 and have decided that threesomes are way better."

 

"That's nice son. What do they do for a living?"

 

I can see it now.:dozey:

 

EDIT:

@ ColdplayCold - dude, we get it, you're a guy, straight, likes chicks, is 16 and claims to have calming sex, we're happy for ya but please don't overcompensate with sooooo many threads just to prove you're rampantly hetero!

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The other implication is that somebody else is bringing the girlfriends round, which would of course be extremely embarrassing for the person concerned, unless of course he's some kind of pimp and therefore used to doing that kind of thing all the time................................ :rolleyes:

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The other implication is that somebody else is bringing the girlfriends round, which would of course be extremely embarrassing for the person concerned, unless of course he's some kind of pimp and therefore used to doing that kind of thing all the time................................ :rolleyes:

 

Case in point: Me.

 

The first Irish Pimp.

 

That'll be the day.:rolleyes:

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