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Ask the Oracle on Coldplay.com (Now in session!)

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I'll get beaten by the French security and they will carry me out which wouldn't even matter cause it's the final song on the final day HA. Unless they lock me up in French prison. But they do have cheeseburgers there, right?

 

I think they have fromage burgers in France

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  • I can't give you the reasonings on why things changed, but I can give you an update from what I observed. The Oracle was run by Debs Wild. Debs is still with the band and helps out fans, for exam

Hey Lory, what's cheeseburger in French?

If the Oracle won't answer my question I will sell my Coldplay collection and buy a lot of cheeseburgers and hand them out at concerts and everyone will love me.

I remember that, it might me laugh. Good times.

My girlfriend wants to break up with me because I'm too fat and I always talk about cheeseburgers (hey could Coldplay hand them out at concerts plz thx) and I don't know what to do. I like eating as well as sex, what to do, oh holy Oracle?

Hey Lory, what's cheeseburger in French?

according to Google Translate, it's just cheeseburger :|

 

/sounds wrong

according to Google Translate, it's just cheeseburger :|

 

/sounds wrong

 

Google translate, duh! :P

My girlfriend wants to break up with me because I'm too fat and I always talk about cheeseburgers (hey could Coldplay hand them out at concerts plz thx) and I don't know what to do. I like eating as well as sex, what to do, oh holy Oracle?

excellent

 

(but change the question to "I like eating cheeseburgers as well as my girlfriend..." to keep it clean otherwise she really won't answer it)

 

seriously you should send that

 

(although wait, that still isn't phrased appropriately, that could be interpreted in a whole other manner)

My girlfriend wants to break up with me because I'm too fat and I always talk about cheeseburgers (hey could Coldplay hand them out at concerts plz thx) and I don't know what to do. I like eating as well as sex, what to do, oh holy Oracle?

 

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. :laugh4:

I like my girlfriend as well as eating cheeseburgers. That would work I think. Hahaha.

if you really want to get answered, hide it in a relationship question.

 

i did that once. :blank:

 

pretty funny. But you're right. It works. Maybe our lovely Oracle is a frustrated psychologist.

Maybe our lovely Oracle is a frustrated psychologist.

 

no

Just because

 

^^ Because she isn't :P

 

OK. OK. Whatever you say.

 

:shocked2::shocked2::shocked2::shocked2::shocked2::shocked2::shocked2::shocked2::shocked2::shocked2::shocked2::shocked2:

 

Things are getting very authoritatian in this forum.

Because is the universal (and perfectly acceptable) response for any arguement not worth having :P

Say something wrong and Anna and Natascha will hunt you down in their London police uniforms and BEAT YOU DOWN. They will also murder you and drink beer from your skull.

Say something wrong and Anna and Natascha will hunt you down in their London police uniforms and BEAT YOU DOWN. They will also murder you and drink beer from your skull.

 

Yes, we will do that! :laugh3:

OK. OK. Whatever you say.

 

:shocked2::shocked2::shocked2::shocked2::shocked2::shocked2::shocked2::shocked2::shocked2::shocked2::shocked2::shocked2:

 

Things are getting very authoritatian in this forum.

 

Don't get your knickers in a twist, it's just the truth that the Oracle isn't a frustrated psychologist or whatever it was :P

 

Say something wrong and Anna and Natascha will hunt you down in their London police uniforms and BEAT YOU DOWN. They will also murder you and drink beer from your skull.

 

It's just how we roll :cool:

Yes, we will do that! :laugh3:

 

Nice sig ;)

 

don't forget me

 

*slurp*

 

Cheers, Carrie! :drunk:

don't forget me

 

*slurp*

 

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Nice sig ;)

 

Thanks! :kiss:

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