August 7, 200818 yr Author Hey, HEY! :thinking: why are you just standing there? where's my kiss! :angry:
August 7, 200818 yr Hey, HEY! :thinking: why are you just standing there? where's my kiss! :angry: :kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss: :kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss: :kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss: :kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss: :kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss: :kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss:
August 7, 200818 yr I love scrubs. scrubs scrubs scrubs this place is a borderline scrubs forum. We should get ian to make a whole scrubs section :P Yes. Yes, yes, yes. Yes.
August 7, 200818 yr ............ behind you!!!! *hits you on head with a saucepan/custard pie/cushion*
August 7, 200818 yr Author Fucking OW! :angry: right that's it you little bitch, I'm gonna get you with my sex wee! That's right, I SAID IT!
August 7, 200818 yr :stunned: er........ I'm okay for the moment thanks :D NOW FIND A FUNNY MOVIE THINGY THAT ISNT SCRUBS! Im well aware thats probably going to lead to an onslaught of Scrubs quotes/clips :disappointed:
August 7, 200818 yr Author Janitor: Guys, come on I'm the only one giving the evil eye. We worked on this. Hey, Ted your giving sad eye. Ted: It's all I've got! --- Janitor: Some hooligan keeps disconnecting the alarm. I told Security to look into it. But no, no, they'd rather catch the guy who's stealing organs from the transplant ward. --- J.D.: This, this isn't like being a janitor, okay! It's not just like something everybody can do. Janitor: Oh. So you can do my stuff, but I can't do yours? J.D.: Yes! Janitor: Okay, hotshot, what would you use to get a coffee stain up off a tile floor? J.D.: I don't know... the... rough side of a sponge? [silence] Janitor: Dammit. --- J.D.: Look, uh... Janitor... [the Janitor rolls his eyes] J.D.: ...I'm gonna be straight with you: I saw your penis, and I noticed a possible melanoma that you should really have checked out. Janitor: When did you see my penis? J.D.: Last night, when you were showering. Janitor: Where were you? J.D.: Oh, I was outside, in the bushes. [the Janitor takes a second to process this answer] Janitor: Uhhh... J.D.: Look, it was just a coincidence, man - I mean, i-i-if you had looked out the window, you'd have seen my penis, you know! Janitor: What? Why? J.D.: Because I had it out while I was looking at yours!
August 7, 200818 yr Author :stunned: are you not even going to acknowlege the greatness of the quotes!? :surprised: and in my defence, you asked for it :P
August 7, 200818 yr Don't think it has been posted but it's really appropriate 'cos this thread has turned in to a bit of a Scrubs-fest. It seems people who love Coldplay also love Scrubs!:smug: I know! Since NBC dropped in the US I figured nobody watched it anymore. Then I join some messageboards... It is a funny show!! Getting away from the scrubs stuff; anything in Judd Apatow's movies= also funny.
August 7, 200818 yr :stunned: GET OUT OF MY THREAD!! :laugh3: but, but, but...... it's not the Scrubs thread! :p I do, however, adore The Office UK VERSION!!!!!!! David: "I don't give shitty jobs. If a good man comes to me and says, 'Thank you, David, for the opportunity and continued support in the work-related arena, but I've done that, I wanna better myself, I want to move on', then I can make that dream come true too, a.k.a, for you." Gareth: "I could catch a monkey. If I was starving I could. I’d make poison darts out of the poison of the deadly frogs. One milligram of that poison can kill a monkey. Or a man. Prick yourself and you’d be dead within a day. Or longer. Different frogs, different times" Rowan: (in role play) i don't care, it's not my shift David: (in role play) i think you will care when i tell you my complaint. Rowan: not interested David: -- I think there's been a rape up there! Tim:Team leader don’t mean anything mate. Gareth: Excuse me, it means I’m the leader of a team. Tim: No it doesn't-it’s a title someone’s given you to get you to do something they don’t want to do, for free. Right? It’s like making a div kid at school milk monitor. No one respects it. Gareth: I think they do. Tim: No they don’t Gareth. Gareth: Er, yes they do, because if people were rude to me then I used to give them their milk last, so it was warm
August 7, 200818 yr Fucking OW! :angry: right that's it you little bitch, I'm gonna get you with my sex wee! That's right, I SAID IT! :thinking: I'll get you. *unzips trousers* c'mere.... come to daddy :lol: Save that kind of talk for The Perv Thread! :embarassed:
August 7, 200818 yr well I liked something Jeremy what's his face said on Top Gear, talking about a car designed to be something it couldn't be "it's like Keanu Reeves faking an English accent. It's all so real up to the moment he says, "dude."
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