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Jim: How do you know that they’re fake?

Dwight (reading forms): Uh, leprosy? Flesh-eating bacteria. Hot dog fingers. Government-created killer nano robot infection. You did this, didn’t you.

Jim: Absolutely not.

 

 

Dwight: I have tried to treat you all as adults, but obviously, I am the only adult here. Number one: inverted penis.

Meredith: Could you mean vagina? Because if you do, I want that covered.

Dwight: I thought your vagina was removed during your hysterectomy.

Meredith: A uterus is different from a vagina. I still have a vagina.

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Flight of the Conchords - Series 2 Episode 1

 

Murray - “This is what is called a cover version. The thing is, this cover version was released 13 years before the crazy dogggs original. Now my question to you is. Is that bad?”

 

 

Murray is a legend!

 

 

[ame=http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=AOWZ_JrLULg&feature=related]YouTube - Flight of the Conchords Season 2 Premiere Part 2/3[/ame]

ahaha I love flight of the conchords! There is some great qoutes from that show.

 

One of my fave peep show qoutes and episodes.

 

Mark: I've made a psycho call to the woman I love, kicked a dog to death, and I'm about to pepper spray an acquaintance... I mean, what's happened to me?

 

 

I tried finding a clip of the scene but i couldnt, i think they were all like 9min clips too long

ahaha I love flight of the conchords! There is some great qoutes from that show.

 

One of my fave peep show qoutes and episodes.

 

Mark: I've made a psycho call to the woman I love, kicked a dog to death, and I'm about to pepper spray an acquaintance... I mean, what's happened to me?

 

 

I tried finding a clip of the scene but i couldnt, i think they were all like 9min clips too long

 

I love peep show aswell!

 

I love mark in the latest series

 

Mark " oh my god! she's perfect Jez! I love her! i dont think i can do this. you stay, I'll go, Tell her i love her!" :lol:

From the dark knight: "Why so serious?" love that!!

 

From House M.D. : "Everybody Lies" House is so right about that!

Jim: How do you know that they’re fake?

Dwight (reading forms): Uh, leprosy? Flesh-eating bacteria. Hot dog fingers. Government-created killer nano robot infection. You did this, didn’t you.

Jim: Absolutely not.

 

 

Dwight: I have tried to treat you all as adults, but obviously, I am the only adult here. Number one: inverted penis.

Meredith: Could you mean vagina? Because if you do, I want that covered.

Dwight: I thought your vagina was removed during your hysterectomy.

Meredith: A uterus is different from a vagina. I still have a vagina.

 

You know, just to be safe, you should have your doctor check you out for spontaneous dental hydroplosion. And Count Choculitis. ;)

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