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Your favourite/funniest TV/Movie quotes!

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Another great friends quote was just on (though not from Chandler)

 

Nora Bing: I have sold 100 million copies of my books - you know why?

Ross: The girl on the cover with her nipples showing?

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haha I love friends, Ross is my favourite character because I think I'm more like him! :P

 

My favourite quote:

 

Ross: just go on the swing! stop being such a baby.

 

Rachel: oh okay then! I'll remember that next time there's a spider nearby!

 

Ross; that is so NOT the same thing!

 

Rachel: of course it is!

 

Ross: oh yeah, cos' i'm sure there is a thousand different species of poisenous SWING!

haha I love friends, Ross is my favourite character because I think I'm more like him! :P

 

 

I'm just watching the one where Ross kisses his best friends Mum - anything you want to confess??? :sneaky:

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I've actually been in that situation before.

 

but that's a story for ANOTHER time :P

 

true story too. :laugh3:

Damn! That's a clifhanger to leave me on!!!

 

I have to sign off in a few minutes. I'm out at a Hen Party tonight. I feel like absolute crap - do you think mixing alcohol with lemsip will work?

Right, I'm officially late for the festivities so I have to go.

 

I do want to hear that story sometime though!!!

 

Have a good evening :)

An texan man walks on a pathway only to be stopped by british man wearing a shirt with pictures of bananas on them. He held a tray which contained bananas.

 

TrayMan: HELLO! YES! Excuse me, I would like to invite you to participate in an experiement! YES ITS TRUE! This will only take about 2 minutes of your precious time OF COURSE! Here we have 2 bananas, both at equal size, shape, colour and are from the same crop. There is, of course, a slight difference between the two. One is a bench rippened banana, and one is a vine rippened banana. I would like to ask you to taste each and see if you can pick out the bench and vine rippened bananas. *hands man a small plate of two pre-cut banana pieces*

 

TexanMan: *takes bite of each* Ah, well, this one right here is the vine ripped one *points to right banana piece* yeah.. yeah it's more fruitier and has more of the banana flavour.

 

TrayMan: OH SIR! DEARY ME SIR! YOU'VE GOT IT WRONG! *laughs* Of course this *points to left banana peice* is the vine rippened! Deary me! What kind of sad man would get such a thing wrong!

 

TexanMan: I want to know what kind of sad man would go out on the street and present people with such a pointless experiment.

 

TrayMan: ...good day Sir. *walks off*

Just seen two great quotes on Scrubs

 

Ted to some random old lady: You smell like my Mom... grrrrrrr (he actually makes a kind of purring/growling sound, but I don't know how you would spell that!)

 

Dr Kelso to a glamourous young nurse who's just handed him something: Thanks, sugarboobs!

 

:laugh3:

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:lol: I watched the one where ted does that today on DVD, season 6.

it's where JD goes on the road trip to see his baby's first ultra sound!

:laugh3:

 

I love this one: on morning rounds, kelso turns up, lazy.

 

Kelso: hello faces, I'm not going to bother remembering all of your names so from now on all of the guys are Dave's and the women Debbie's -

 

Intern (excitedly): Sir, My actual name is Debbie!

 

Kelso: Really? Then from now on you shall be known to all as Slagathore....

Kelso: Really? Then from now on you shall be known to all as Slagathore.... :laugh3:

 

He's quite possibly the best comic creation ever

JD is on the phone and gives a smile and thumbs up to Cox walking past

 

Cox: Oh dear Lord, please make it stop

JD is on the phone and gives a smile and thumbs up to Cox walking past

 

Cox: Oh dear Lord, please make it stop

'I don't know all the words' Rachel from Friends, love it!

Can't believe we haven't had any wise words from Homer Simpson yet. Just watching an epsiode where Home thinks he's going to make his fortune out of computers:

 

"Oh, they have the internet on computers now!" :)

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The simpsons are sitting round the kitchen table eating breakfast very quietly.

 

Homer (looking through the for sale section): no.... nah.... why would anyone want a- *GASP!!!*.... TRAMAMAMAMPOLINE!

^ Hahahaha!! Love that episode :D!

 

There is one episode he is trying to play the saxophone and he says:

 

Saxomophoone, saxomophoone! (while playing it).

"Ah, an excellent suggestion, Sir, with just two minor drawbacks. One, we don't have a power source for the lasers, and two, we don't have any lasers, they might seem like the same reason but as it was such a major drawback I thought I would mention it twice"

"Alert, Alert, abandon ship, this is not a drill, this is a drill (drill sound) oh bugger the sounds broke awuuga awuuga abandon ship"

The Dark Knight

"I can make a pencil disappear"

 

Not forgetting how after doing said magic trick he goes, "It's magi-gone" :laugh3:

 

Also, from the same scene:

"You think you can steal from us and just walk away?"

"Yeah"

basically every last line in hot fuzz. i've seen that movie more than any other, but i still wet myself laughing every time. i feel like it's useless to even list some, because they're all so great.

 

Hag!

 

:lol:

 

YES!!!! Hot Fuzz is comedy gold!!

 

Not to mention:

 

"Duck!"

 

:lol:

Tramampoline & Saxomophone... how could I forget those!!! :dozey:

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