Like Rick8?

 

He scares me:stunned:

 

Nah Rick isn't a murderer. He just likes to take a few posters hostage each year into his 'Dungeon of Pleasure'... :laugh3:

Nah Rick isn't a murderer. He just likes to take a few posters hostage each year into his 'Dungeon of Pleasure'... :laugh3:

Sounds like a perv to me:dozey:

Like Rick8?

 

He scares me:stunned:

 

He scares us all:laugh3:

"Forget about it"- Donnie Brasco

 

 

Oh, How I love Donnie Brasco:kiss:

 

Whats Forget about it you say??

 

"Forget about it is like if you agree with someone, you know, like Raquel Welch is one great piece of ass, forget about it. But then, if you disagree, like A Lincoln is better than a Cadillac? Forget about it! you know? But then, it's also like if something's the greatest thing in the world, like mingia those peppers, forget about it. But it's also like saying Go to hell! too. Like, you know, like "Hey Paulie, you got a one inch pecker?" and Paulie says "Forget about it!" Sometimes it just means forget about it. "-Donnie Brasco (Johnny Brasco);)

Dr Cox: Have a great day, you look like a purse!

 

Oh I love that man!

 

I can picture him saying it, I just can't remember who he was saying it to???

 

Help!

 

 

:D

 

That scene just never gets old. And the cameo dermatologist is great too!

Ah, now I remember it!!!

 

We could fill this entire thread with Cox & Kelso barbs :)

Hi Jacob!:)

 

This forum is really great but I'm afraid of posting too much. I don't want people to get mad at me:\

 

 

what are you talking about? we are all posting whores here, don't worry about it. Post on Garth!!:rolleyes:

Ah, now I remember it!!!

 

We could fill this entire thread with Cox & Kelso barbs :)

 

sounds good to me

 

 

"Who has 2 thumbs and doesn't give a crap? Bob Kelso. Nice to meet you."

 

"Who has 2 thumbs and still doesn't give a crap? Bob Kelso, I thought we'd met."

 

:D

I can't remember the exact quote (If JD wasn't M.I.A I'm sure he'd know it!), but there's the one about Kelso's tatoo of Jonny on his backside

 

"We were in Nam together, and if you'd been through what we went through, you'd understand"

 

I can't believe we've never actually seen that tatoo - or Enid!

The thing with Matthew Perry in Scrubs is awesome.

 

The thing like... I forget how it goes haha.

 

 

He smells like fuel...

He's an aeroplane...

 

 

ahahah. I loved Chandler in Friends, as well.

That's the Scrubs ep where Turk has to wear a beard of bees at the Honey Festival :laugh3:

From Scrubs:

Nurse: "You can live in different states. But if you do the nasty before marriage, your ass is goin' burn. :evil:"

 

The Dark Knight

"You wanna know how I got these scars?"

"I can make a pencil disappear"

 

Fear and Loathing:

"We can't stop here! This is bat country!"

"Make it stop!" "It won't stop. It never stops."

basically every last line in hot fuzz. i've seen that movie more than any other, but i still wet myself laughing every time. i feel like it's useless to even list some, because they're all so great.

 

and right now, this one from house comes to mind:

 

HOUSE [calling to wilson]: HEY WILSON! we're going to go cut out a cripple's eye. want to watch?

basically every last line in hot fuzz. i've seen that movie more than any other, but i still wet myself laughing every time. i feel like it's useless to even list some, because they're all so great.

 

Hag!

 

:lol:

Morecambe And Wise! :D

 

its' when they've got that famous musician playing and morecambe tries to do the piano and gets it all wrong......the musician then comes over and says

 

"your playing all the wrong notes!"

 

morecambe then grabs him and says

 

 

"im playing all the right notes...just not neccesarily... in the right order" :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vP8TUe993uo

 

takes a while to get to that quote :laugh3:

Morecambe And Wise! :D

 

its' when they've got that famous musician playing and morecambe tries to do the piano and gets it all wrong......the musician then comes over and says

 

"your playing all the wrong notes!"

 

morecambe then grabs him and says

 

 

"im playing all the right notes...just not neccesarily... in the right order" :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vP8TUe993uo

 

takes a while to get to that quote :laugh3:

 

 

It's Andre Previn - v important classical musician & conductor. That clip is genius - but then, most of Morecambe & Wise's stuff is

 

Their breakfast routine to the stripper music is hilarious-and they don't utter a single word:laugh3:

man I'd forgot about this thread I made! :D

glad it's still being used! :D

 

here's one from the dark knight:

 

The joker to batman:

"We really should stop fighting, we'll miss the fireworks!"

 

and now a personal favourite from scrubs:

 

when JD and carla watch elliott break up with kieth

 

Carla: I feel so bad for kieth

 

JD: Yeah....

 

JD:(voiceover) I really didn't care much for kieth OR his farmboy looks!

man I'd forgot about this thread I made! :D

glad it's still being used! :D

 

here's one from the dark knight:

 

The joker to batman:

"We really should stop fighting, we'll miss the fireworks!"

 

and now a personal favourite from scrubs:

 

when JD and carla watch elliott break up with kieth

 

Carla: I feel so bad for kieth

 

JD: Yeah....

 

JD:(voiceover) I really didn't care much for kieth OR his farmboy looks!

 

Ted's voiceovers are also quite hilarious.

 

Ted: No, no, I would never have the guts.

voiceover (OH YEAHHH! SUCK it, bitch! I will MURDER you!)

"A trick is something a whore does for money...or cocaine!" spoken by GOB on Arrested Development.

 

The Dark Knight

"You wanna know how I got these scars?"

"I can make a pencil disappear"

 

 

here's one from the dark knight:

 

The joker to batman:

"We really should stop fighting, we'll miss the fireworks!"

 

Ha! Both great quotes!

 

How about:

 

Batman- "Let her go!"

Joker- "Very poor choice of words, hahahaha!"

 

(then drops Rachel out the window)

Not Another Teen Movie

 

Jake Wyler: "Are you hungry?"

Janie Briggs: "I don't like sundaes"

Jake Wyler: "It's not a sundae, but rather a banana split"

 

He is all nude with whipped cream and a banana in his bottom hahahaha mmmm... yummy :D

My all-time favourite episode of Scrubs was on this morning. Elliot is trying to avoid JD so she ducks under a table, but he sees her anyway:

 

Elliot: I wasn't hiding.... I was... I was just looking for... my dignity

 

JD: Did you find it?

 

Elliot: No... I think I must have left it in college

 

:)

^ :lol:

 

I love that!

 

pretty much any scrubs quote is genius!

 

I agree with whoever said about the ted voiceovers!

hillarious!

^ Haha! I feel so sorry for Elliot!

And I agree on you that every Scrubs quote is genius! Brilliant show!

 

I love this one:

 

Dr.Kelso: Perry, my ass, your mouth, they should meet!

and another one:

Dr.Kelso: Who's got two thumbs and doesn't care? Bob Kelso, haven't we met?

Time for some more Chandler Bing:

 

Chandler: You know what's weird? Donald Duck never wore pants. But whenever he's getting out of the shower, he always puts a towel around his waist. I mean, what is that about?