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Your favourite/funniest TV/Movie quotes!

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Any love for the US version of the Office?

 

"I think one of the greatest things about modern America is the computerization of medical records. As a volunteer sheriff I can look up anyone's psychiatric records or surgical histories. Yeast infections...there are a huge number of yeast infections in this county. Probably because we're downriver from that old bread factory..."

- Dwight K. Schrute. :P

 

That said, I do also like the UK version. But I'm definitely more partial to the US one because of the beautiful John Krasinski. ;)

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Can't believe we haven't honoured the legendary Chandler Bing yet:

 

"All right, look if you absolutely have to tell her the truth, at least wait until the timing's right. And that's what deathbeds are for."

 

:laugh3:

i love like, every moment in the office. :D

 

one in particular:

 

Michael Scott:Someone complained that the men's room is whites only. Stanley, you know that's not true.

 

Stanley:I didn't say that.

 

Creed:Then why is there a picture of a white man on the door?

^^Hahahah yes, The Office has AMAZING quotes.

Jim: Sometimes I send Dwight faxes from himself in the future.

 

Dwight: [reading fax] Dear Dwight, At 8:00 someone will poison the coffee. Do not drink the coffee! More instructions will follow. Cordially, Future Dwight

 

Dwight: [sees Stanley about to drink the coffee and sprints across the office, knocking the cup out of Stanley's hand]

 

Dwight: NO!

 

[after knocking the cup to the floor]

 

Dwight: You'll thank me later.

 

J.D.: [thinking] Just tell him how you feel without sounding like a girl for once. [to Turk] J.D.: I miss you so much it hurts sometimes.

Colonel Jack O'Neill: [Hammond has accepted O'Neill's offer of beer] I hope you like Guinness, sir. I find it a refreshing substitute for... food.

 

Dr. Daniel Jackson: Teal'c's like one of the deepest people I know. I mean, he's *so* deep. Go on, t-tell them how deep you are! You'll be lucky if you understand this.

Teal'c: [lifts one eyebrow] My depth is immaterial to this conversation.

Dr. Daniel Jackson: Ooh! See?

Colonel Jack O'Neill: No more beer for you.

House Episode

 

Dr. Foreman: [writing on board] Heart failure could be either infection, coronary disease, or rejection.

 

Dr. House: [taking marker away from Foreman] Sorry, there's a reason they call it the white board. It's not my rule. What ties both these conditions together?

 

[Everyone stares blankly at each other]

 

Dr. Foreman: Okay, we can all stare at each other, or we can investigate what caused the heart failure— just the heart failure. You wanna give me that black marker?

 

[House reluctantly gives back the marker]

I watched Back to the Future for the first time in ages on Tuesday. It's not a hysterical moment, but it always makes me laugh when Marty gets on stage at the dance and sings Jonny Be Good. Then the real singer gets on the phone:

 

"Hey Chuck, it's your cousin Marvin... Marvin Berry... you know that new sound you're looking for? Well listen to this..."

 

:)

Every time Dr. Cox calls J.D. a girl's name on Scrubs is very funny. Does anyone else watch Scrubs?

Every time Dr. Cox calls J.D. a girl's name on Scrubs is very funny. Does anyone else watch Scrubs?

 

You're obviously new to the board! Lots of people on here watch Scrubs - and the guy who started this particular thread is the expert!

You're obviously new to the board! Lots of people on here watch Scrubs - and the guy who started this particular thread is the expert!

 

I guessed about him, but anyone else?

 

And is "Age Six Racer" like the Dashboard Confessional song?

I don't know that song, but I wondered about his user name... :thinking:

 

JD where are you?

Colonel Jack O'Neill: [Hammond has accepted O'Neill's offer of beer] I hope you like Guinness, sir. I find it a refreshing substitute for... food.

 

Dr. Daniel Jackson: Teal'c's like one of the deepest people I know. I mean, he's *so* deep. Go on, t-tell them how deep you are! You'll be lucky if you understand this.

Teal'c: [lifts one eyebrow] My depth is immaterial to this conversation.

Dr. Daniel Jackson: Ooh! See?

Colonel Jack O'Neill: No more beer for you.

 

Best Show EVER!!!

 

O'Neill: I like... ...the yellow ones.

Did you watch the 200 episode where they turned into team america puppets? and the invisible mug of coffee? :laugh3::laugh3:

Jonnycp17, I'm taking it you're a Keane fan as well eh? Good man! Word of advice, check out their site next monday, new single is rumoured to be released for free on the 4th... :P

Jonnycp17, I'm taking it you're a Keane fan as well eh? Good man! Word of advice, check out their site next monday, new single is rumoured to be released for free on the 4th... :P

 

I am a Keane fan but like with Coldplay I don't know much about releases and quiet stuff like that. But thanks, now I will surely check it out.:D

 

What is your favorite Keane song? Mine is "Nothing in my Way"

What is your favorite Keane song? Mine is "Nothing in my Way"

 

That's a really hard question!

I prefer Hopes and Fears, so maybe my favourite song is This Is The Last Time. Although She Opens Her Eyes and More Matey are close runners up!

 

My names Jacob by the way, nice to meet you Johnny!

Hi Jacob!:)

 

This forum is really great but I'm afraid of posting too much. I don't want people to get mad at me:\

Hi Jacob!:)

 

This forum is really great but I'm afraid of posting too much. I don't want people to get mad at me:\

 

I'm pretty sure you won't be as bad as some of the people on here... :rolleyes:

I'm a slow poster, but I know people who've gotten 5000 in about 4 months, which is pretty crazy! I've been here on-and-off for three years, its a great place to find lots of cool Coldplay-related downloads and stuff as well! :wink3:

I know, but I already have like 25 posts and I just signed up a while ago. But I've been watching this forum for a few days and wondering if I should sign up. Everyone seems really nice.

Dr Cox: Have a great day, you look like a purse!

 

Turk: It sounds like you're asking me out on a man date.

J.D.: Turk, why are you so afraid of loving me?

 

Basically anything from that show. I like to make up my own versions of Dr. Cox's "Things I Care More About" speeches (lists, w/e).

Dr Cox: Have a great day, you look like a purse!

 

Turk: It sounds like you're asking me out on a man date.

J.D.: Turk, why are you so afraid of loving me?

 

Basically anything from that show. I like to make up my own versions of Dr. Cox's "Things I Care More About" speeches (lists, w/e).

 

:D

 

Yay, another Scrubs fan!

I know, but I already have like 25 posts and I just signed up a while ago. But I've been watching this forum for a few days and wondering if I should sign up. Everyone seems really nice.

 

We're all lovely people here :)

Except for the odd axe-murderer here and there.

Dr Cox: Have a great day, you look like a purse!QUOTE]

 

Oh I love that man!

 

I can picture him saying it, I just can't remember who he was saying it to???

 

Help!

We're all lovely people here :)

Except for the odd axe-murderer here and there.

 

Like Rick8?

 

He scares me:stunned:

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