Hey, HEY! :thinking:

 

why are you just standing there? where's my kiss! :angry:

Hey, HEY! :thinking:

 

why are you just standing there? where's my kiss! :angry:

 

:kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss:

:kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss:

:kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss:

:kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss:

:kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss:

:kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss:

I love scrubs.

scrubs scrubs scrubs

 

this place is a borderline scrubs forum.

 

We should get ian to make a whole scrubs section :P

 

Yes. Yes, yes, yes. Yes.

That's what I'm talkin' bout :P

Scrubs IS good but it's taken over the thread :cry:

:surprised:

 

:dead:

 

TAKE THAT BACK!

NO!

 

*bitch slaps*

 

:curtain:

:stunned:

 

you.....bitch!

 

Where are you hiding? :inquisitive:

............

 

behind you!!!!

 

*hits you on head with a saucepan/custard pie/cushion*

Fucking OW! :angry:

 

right that's it you little bitch, I'm gonna get you with my sex wee!

 

That's right, I SAID IT!

bwahaahahahahahaha!!!!

 

okaaay.

 

*runs and hides*

:thinking:

 

I'll get you.

 

*unzips trousers*

 

c'mere.... come to daddy :lol:

:stunned:

 

er........

I'm okay for the moment thanks :D

 

NOW FIND A FUNNY MOVIE THINGY THAT ISNT SCRUBS!

 

Im well aware thats probably going to lead to an onslaught of Scrubs quotes/clips :disappointed:

Janitor: Guys, come on I'm the only one giving the evil eye. We worked on this. Hey, Ted your giving sad eye.

Ted: It's all I've got!

---

Janitor: Some hooligan keeps disconnecting the alarm. I told Security to look into it. But no, no, they'd rather catch the guy who's stealing organs from the transplant ward.

---

J.D.: This, this isn't like being a janitor, okay! It's not just like something everybody can do.

Janitor: Oh. So you can do my stuff, but I can't do yours?

J.D.: Yes!

Janitor: Okay, hotshot, what would you use to get a coffee stain up off a tile floor?

J.D.: I don't know... the... rough side of a sponge?

[silence]

Janitor: Dammit.

---

J.D.: Look, uh... Janitor...

[the Janitor rolls his eyes]

J.D.: ...I'm gonna be straight with you: I saw your penis, and I noticed a possible melanoma that you should really have checked out.

Janitor: When did you see my penis?

J.D.: Last night, when you were showering.

Janitor: Where were you?

J.D.: Oh, I was outside, in the bushes.

[the Janitor takes a second to process this answer]

Janitor: Uhhh...

J.D.: Look, it was just a coincidence, man - I mean, i-i-if you had looked out the window, you'd have seen my penis, you know!

Janitor: What? Why?

J.D.: Because I had it out while I was looking at yours!

:kiss:

Typical.

:blank:

:stunned: are you not even going to acknowlege the greatness of the quotes!? :surprised:

 

and in my defence, you asked for it :P

*laughs quickly*

 

I don't know Scrubs by heart though.... :\

:stunned:

 

GET OUT OF MY THREAD!!

 

:laugh3:

Don't think it has been posted but it's really appropriate 'cos this thread has turned in to a bit of a Scrubs-fest. It seems people who love Coldplay also love Scrubs!:smug:

 

I know! Since NBC dropped in the US I figured nobody watched it anymore. Then I join some messageboards...

 

It is a funny show!!

 

Getting away from the scrubs stuff; anything in Judd Apatow's movies= also funny.

I heard Judd Apatow loves scrubs! :sneaky: :P

:stunned:

 

GET OUT OF MY THREAD!!

 

:laugh3:

 

but, but, but...... it's not the Scrubs thread! :p

 

I do, however, adore The Office UK VERSION!!!!!!!

 

David: "I don't give shitty jobs. If a good man comes to me and says, 'Thank you, David, for the opportunity and continued support in the work-related arena, but I've done that, I wanna better myself, I want to move on', then I can make that dream come true too, a.k.a, for you."

 

Gareth: "I could catch a monkey. If I was starving I could. I’d make poison darts out of the poison of the deadly frogs. One milligram of that poison can kill a monkey. Or a man. Prick yourself and you’d be dead within a day. Or longer. Different frogs, different times"

 

Rowan: (in role play) i don't care, it's not my shift

David: (in role play) i think you will care when i tell you my complaint.

Rowan: not interested

David: -- I think there's been a rape up there!

 

Tim:Team leader don’t mean anything mate.

Gareth: Excuse me, it means I’m the leader of a team.

Tim: No it doesn't-it’s a title someone’s given you to get you to do something they don’t want to do, for free. Right? It’s like making a div kid at school milk monitor. No one respects it.

Gareth: I think they do.

Tim: No they don’t Gareth.

Gareth: Er, yes they do, because if people were rude to me then I used to give them their milk last, so it was warm

Fucking OW! :angry:

 

right that's it you little bitch, I'm gonna get you with my sex wee!

 

That's right, I SAID IT!

 

:thinking:

 

I'll get you.

 

*unzips trousers*

 

c'mere.... come to daddy :lol:

 

Save that kind of talk for The Perv Thread! :embarassed:

Pervs are allowed to be pervy anywhere :P

well I liked something Jeremy what's his face said on Top Gear, talking about a car designed to be something it couldn't be

 

"it's like Keanu Reeves faking an English accent. It's all so real up to the moment he says, "dude."