Another Homer classic:

 

I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode. I think it was called, "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."

 

:)

:lol:

 

classic Homer!

My favourite character outside the family is probably Mo

 

Moe: People today are healthier and drinking less. You know, if it wasn't for the junior high school next door, no one would even use the cigarette machine

no way! RALPH!

 

Ms Hoover: RALPH! have you eaten the paste, AGAIN!?

 

Ralph (With paste all round his mouth): I like mayonaise!

no way! RALPH!

 

Ms Hoover: RALPH! have you eaten the paste, AGAIN!?

 

Ralph (With paste all round his mouth): I like mayonaise!

 

I must admit, one of my favourite epsidoes is the one where Ralph has a crush on Lisa

 

"It says 'I choo, choo choose you...' and it has a picture of a train on it!

lots of quotes from the dark knight were great.

 

heath ledger. fantastic. :heart:

I must admit, one of my favourite epsidoes is the one where Ralph has a crush on Lisa

 

"It says 'I choo, choo choose you...' and it has a picture of a train on it!

 

Aww, i love Ralph, he's adorable!

 

One of my favourite Ralph lines:

"Me fail English? That's unpossible"

What about the one where Bart leads all the kids to a closet where Principal Skinner & Mrs Krabappel are kissing. They all go home and tell a more exaggerated version of the story and Ralph says

Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me!

 

P.S. Hey, you're nearly at the 1000 post mark! :)

Sorry if someone did this already, I haven't read every page.

 

From Scrubs when Ted and Dr. Cox are in his office and Ted asks "What's a Buckland?" To which Dr. Cox replies "Its a predominately hairless growth thats never found on women... its your last name Ted."

 

Gets me every time!!

"Did you ever look at a picture of yourself and see a stranger in the background? It makes you wonder how many people have pictures of you, how many moments of other people's lives we've been in. Were we part of someone's life when their dream came true, or were we there when their dreams died? Did we keep trying to get in, as if we were somehow destined to be there? Or did the shot take us by surprise? Just think, you could be a big part of someone else's life, and not even know it."

 

One Tree Hill

 

Fav Quote Ever!

Sorry if someone did this already, I haven't read every page.

 

From Scrubs when Ted and Dr. Cox are in his office and Ted asks "What's a Buckland?" To which Dr. Cox replies "Its a predominately hairless growth thats never found on women... its your last name Ted."

 

Gets me every time!!

 

Don't think it has been posted but it's really appropriate 'cos this thread has turned in to a bit of a Scrubs-fest. It seems people who love Coldplay also love Scrubs!:smug:

^Haha, I had that same thought! It just fits!

yep, Scrubs is cool...

Janitor to JD:

 

You seem unhappy. I like that

 

:)

Dumb and Dumber.....soo funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mff6uPddUbw

Lloyd: "I desparately wanna make love to a school boy!!!" (1.44)

 

"I like you Mary... I LIKE YOU A LOT!" :laugh3: (2.10)

 

"So you're telling me there's a chance...........YEAAAAAAH!" (3.13)

I love it when there's a episode when Carla tells everybody what do to, then they all go: WRONG! and the Dr.Cox start to sing:

Wrong wrong wrong wrong, wrong wrong wrong wrong, you're wroong, you're wrong , you're wroooong!

:D

I saw one the other night where Cox decided to replace the word "wrong" with "Dorian". Soon Carla was saying "That's so Dorian" and JD asks "How did that catch on so fast?"

^ :lol: and then later on he goes "that's so dorian!" - damn, now I'M sayin' it!

More quotes:

 

"Ooooh...buffalo testicles!"

 

-Homer Simpson

 

"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?"

 

-Homer Simpson

 

"I don't scratch my head unless it itches, I don't dance unless I hear some music, and I will not be intimidated."

 

-Denzel Washington in Remember the Titans

Chandler and Joey get freaked out seeing Carol breastfeed so Ross decides to talk to them:

 

Ross: What's the matter with you two? It's the most natural, beautiful thing in the world

 

Joey: We know, but there's a baby sucking on it.

It's sad when people can quote most scrubs episodes.....Which i can do and my roommates laugh at me for it.

Your room mates may laugh, but you're amongst your own kind here :)

Your room mates may laugh, but you're amongst your own kind here :)

 

Thats what I love about this place!

I love scrubs.

scrubs scrubs scrubs

 

this place is a borderline scrubs forum.

 

We should get ian to make a whole scrubs section :P

:rolleyes: