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PARIS HILTON RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT! *Not a joke*

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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL....LOL.

 

"She's a celebrity, she's young, she's in the news, and she's got a totally hot ... energy policy. Paris Hilton released a video today declaring her willingness to serve as the nation's commander-in-bikini now that John McCain has so generously placed her front and center in the campaign debate.

Watch this video and tell me that Paris Hilton is not ready to lead our country ... to the next pool party in Maui."

 

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ALL NEWSPAPERS AND TV NEWS.

 

You can also watch her video campaign here

 

http://northshorejournal.org/paris-hilton-running-for-president

 

Again, LOL.

but that IS a joke :confused:

 

She is a joke!!:rolleyes:

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it's no joke, it's all over the news.

 

it's been on ITN, and BBC, and it's all over the papers,

 

Paris wants to be voted for president!

:stunned::stunned: will america be ready for an in-bikini president?:rolleyes:

Her energy policy actually makes sense. I'd like to hear the rest of her platform before I make a decision, though. :laugh4:

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in fairness the reason her policy makes sense is more than likely because she's not the brains behind the campaign, just the face.

 

Some genius will have though "hmmm, lets get a celebrity to appeal to the younger generation"

 

I'd vote for her.

just to fuck the government over :lol:

This girl MUST search a job, too free time is not good (and her head is ill hahaha)

 

If Paris Hilton is president of EEUU I will go to live to Mars or Saturn or... some galaxy long ago the Earth to search "intelligent life" (because in the Earth, if she is voted, definitely the intelligence is out) xD

Did you know 59% of the British population have a positive impression off Paris

Ah yes... I can see it now....

 

 

 

 

...The Pink House

 

..and instead of guards they'd have a bunch of little chihuahua dogs

 

:wacky:

Did you know 59% of the British population have a positive impression off Paris

What?!?!?! :stunned:

 

It's Paris Hilton... hahahaha :o

Ah yes... I can see it now....

 

 

 

 

...The Pink House

 

..and instead of guards they'd have a bunch of little chihuahua dogs

 

:wacky:

 

 

:laugh3::laugh3:

Did you know 59% of the British population have a positive impression off Paris

 

WELL I SURE AS WELL DON'T, SHE IS THE MOST IDIOTIC PERSON ON THE PLANET! I HATE HER GUTS!

Thank GOD this is just a joke. And McCain's ad comparing Obama to a celebrity was a little tastless, I think. Comparing him to Paris when the Hiltons gave money towards his campaign? That's a spit in the face.

Thank GOD this is just a joke. And McCain's ad comparing Obama to a celebrity was a little tastless, I think. Comparing him to Paris when the Hiltons gave money towards his campaign? That's a spit in the face.

 

In Britain "McCain's" is a famous frozen food brand!!:P

in fairness the reason her policy makes sense is more than likely because she's not the brains behind the campaign, just the face.

 

Some genius will have though "hmmm, lets get a celebrity to appeal to the younger generation"

 

I'd vote for her.

just to fuck the government over :lol:

 

 

government's already fucked over. :P!!!

What a fuckin joke!! :dozey:

Well, there's no chance of a sex scandal in the White House with Paris in charge!;):laugh3:

I'm glad i don't live there..:P

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