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It looks like we have a bad boy on our hands!

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Coldplay Chris arrested in Oz

 

 

 

Rush of blood ... Chris enjoys surf before incident

 

 

 

 

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COLDPLAY's frontman CHRIS MARTIN has been arrested in Australia.

 

The singer now has a date in court after freaking out and attacking a photographer's car just after these surfing pictures were taken.

 

Yes, that's right, the most well-behaved and downright boring rock star on the planet has been a naughty boy.

 

Chris had his collar felt for hitting the windscreen of a cameraman's car with a rock at surfing haven Byron Bay.

 

He'll have to go back there to explain himself to magistrates on October 8.

 

Camera-shy Chris was indulging in a bit of surfing in the town's Seven Mile Beach yesterday when photographer John Lester decided to take some pics. But Chris dashed to the shore to insist John remove the pictures from his digital camera.

 

 

 

Making waves ... but he

looks good in a wetsuit

 

 

When he refused, Chris picked up a rock and started smashing it against the window of the photographer's Jeep.

 

It's claimed he hit the windscreen eight times before giving up - and then tried to let air out of the tyres.

 

Lensman John says: "He just lost it. I told him I was entitled to take pictures of him on a public beach but he wouldn't accept it.

 

"He didn't manage to break through the screen but the window now has to be replaced. I didn't get involved but went straight to the police."

 

Police later went to the hotel Chris and movie star girlfriend GWYNETH PALTROW are staying in. The star admitted his actions and was arrested.

 

Coldplay are on the Australian leg of their world tour.

 

I can't condone vandalism and violence but I can't help feeling a little relieved that Chris has at last started acting like a proper rock star.

 

Maybe LIAM GALLAGHER will want to be his mate again now.

 

 

From the sun, not the most reliable, but hey! :lol:

Wow! What a load of BULLSHIT

I'm sorry but...where did you get this info. from? :stunned:

She said, its from the Sun. Only the most un reliable paper ever.

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Yes i know..it's great ain't it?? wait..hahaha.. :lol:

I was there, saw the whole thing..Martin had this crazed look in his eyes..i've seen that look before, in Manson in the 60's, he nearly turned the rock on me...i begged him not to do it, i said chris think of the kids man & he said fuck the kids, timberlake writes all our shit anyways, and thats a tape in the background at our gigs..then he went postal..it was ugly, a sad day for millions of adoring wasters, er fans

As unreliable as 'The Sun' is unfortunately it's true :( :

 

"Police have confirmed a 26-year-old British man has been summonsed to appear in court for malicious damage, following reports that the lead singer of English band Coldplay was involved in an altercation over the weekend." - theage.com

 

Variations of the story here:

http://www.sundaytimes.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,7034,6785698%255E10431,00.html

http://www.undercover.com.au/news/2003/20030721_coldplayb.html

http://www.dailytelegraph.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5936,6785698%255E10431,00.html

http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30200-12380591,00.html

I was there' date=' saw the whole thing..Martin had this crazed look in his eyes..i've seen that look before, in Manson in the 60's, he nearly turned the rock on me...i begged him not to do it, i said chris think of the kids man & he said fuck the kids, timberlake writes all our shit anyways, and thats a tape in the background at our gigs..then he went postal..it was ugly, a sad day for millions of adoring wasters, er fans[/quote']

 

:shocked2: That must be of been frightning! :lol:

i've been prescribed hard sedatives to get over it ........i'm considering legal action for my post traumatic stress disorder......several ice cream cones were knocked over too.. the kids man the kids..their day was ruined....

never mind looking at earth from outer space dude, how bout u just watch where you point that rock

i've been prescribed hard sedatives to get over it ........i'm considering legal action for my post traumatic stress disorder......several ice cream cones were knocked over too.. the kids man the kids..their day was ruined....

never mind looking at earth from outer space dude, how bout u just watch where you point that rock

 

 

:lol: Oh, you're too funny! :lol:

Wow! What a load of BULLSHIT

 

On behalf of myself, my co-workers, my friends, family, customers... Erm, yeah customers. I personally apologise to Sweet One for the manner that I acted in, in response to set allegations, er hum, "Chris Martins a fucking physcho". Sweet One was right, I was wrong, girls win, boys lose, cats rule, all dogs go to heaven, and continue sending letters to the editor, thank you and good day.

 

Reilly.

I was there' date=' saw the whole thing..Martin had this crazed look in his eyes..i've seen that look before, in Manson in the 60's, he nearly turned the rock on me...i begged him not to do it, i said chris think of the kids man & he said fuck the kids, timberlake writes all our shit anyways, and thats a tape in the background at our gigs..then he went postal..it was ugly, a sad day for millions of adoring wasters, er fans[/quote']

 

that was funny! :lol:

 

I can't believe Chris did that... well maybe I can a little

 

It must of been nice in Australia though...great beaches...I wanna learn to surf

i've been prescribed hard sedatives to get over it ........i'm considering legal action for my post traumatic stress disorder......several ice cream cones were knocked over too.. the kids man the kids..their day was ruined....

never mind looking at earth from outer space dude, how bout u just watch where you point that rock

 

 

:lol: Oh, you're too funny! :lol:

 

yeah..well i wasnt so funny when a pent up sleep deprived testosterone fried Martin was charging at me with the rock of gibralter in his hands...we live in a beautiful world MY ASS :angry: :shocked2:

He threw a rock... He throw a rock aaaat you, oh what a thing to do :idea2:

Wow! What a load of BULLSHIT

 

On behalf of myself, my co-workers, my friends, family, customers... Erm, yeah customers. I personally apologise to Sweet One for the manner that I acted in, in response to set allegations, er hum, "Chris Martins a fucking physcho". Sweet One was right, I was wrong, girls win, boys lose, cats rule, all dogs go to heaven, and continue sending letters to the editor, thank you and good day.

 

Reilly.

 

on behalf of reillys defense team we would like to personally order a gag order & a large pizza make mine peperonni cheers, er yeah, we would like to issue the following statement: We Did It ALL for the Nookie..& furthermore Reilly is suffering from postboard postboredom malfunction disorder and is not in his right mind and therefore not liable in any situation he may find himself in.

Good Day.

He threw a rock... He throw a rock aaaat you' date=' oh what a thing to do :idea2:[/quote']

 

dashboards, sunken by stones all of us are done for...

Like that time I got lost in the closet. The guy told me it was the supermarket... FINE THEN ASK HIM

Psyyychos came out of the water..........AHAHAHAHAA

He threw a rock... He throw a rock aaaat you' date=' oh what a thing to do :idea2:[/quote']

 

dashboards, sunken by stones all of us are done for...

 

Brilliance! Damn you! I was trying to think of something with that line but couldnt, genius! Hahaha...

we've totally hijacked this thread dude :dozey: :) :cool:

haha i hope its true...that boy needs some naughty in his life :D :P

i'm gonna pick up a rock and start a war...if you can find me a journo that's a whore

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