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|JD| Mr Nice Guy Of Coldplaying |JD|

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SO..... minor update on my life.

BUT

 

you've seen the green, you've seen the mini skirt....

 

NOW, let me introduce a little anarchy....

 

 

 

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I'm going for my tea, be back soon :)

 

leave me love :P

 

You have too much time on your hands!!!

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Ah, that must suck bigtime! Well, most people here like football , but they all like Man U and stuff as well!

 

Yeah, it does suck. It's all I ever hear about!

 

Which team do you support?

 

Arsenal. :D Go gunners!

my internet is-eth gay.

so I haven't been on since I posted the picture of me in a nurse's outfit :stunned:

 

so.....

 

 

1) annie - I know, nasri got him back good! :P

 

2 everybody else.... IT WASN'T MY BEDROOM. :P

it was a friend of mine's who put the makeup on me very kindly. lol.

meh.. what else is new? :pleased:

 

anyway.. gotta go.. got a hot date :rolleyes4::wacky:

^ she's not joking by the sound of it!

watch out JD! :P

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AHHHH!, Hey guys all I have to say is.....

 

 

 

PROSPEKT'S MARCH!

you started wearing dresses yet jake? :P

 

Shhhhhh, only at the weekends! :laugh3:

AHHHH!, Hey guys all I have to say is.....

 

 

 

PROSPEKT'S MARCH!

 

And all I have to say is SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

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And all I have to say is SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

 

I KNOW!, I was on the school bus today and they have the radio on and it said about it and I just shouted out- YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

I KNOW!, I was on the school bus today and they have the radio on and it said about it and I just shouted out- YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

 

They've said about it a few days ago though didn't they?

what's all this about prospekts march?

 

I feel like I'm missing something :inquisitive:

^ Coldplay's releasing a new EP entitled Prospekts March in Dec! :)

& New album Dec 09

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They've said about it a few days ago though didn't they?

 

Yesterday but I didn't hear till today! :D

ohhh I knew about the EP, I thought it was being released in march?

 

wouldn't that be ironic though, "prospekts MARCH"

 

:rolleyes:

 

oh my god I'm mark :stunned:

 

roll on december! :P

were you the funny one?

 

because mark isn't funny.

 

he's just puns all over.

Tell us a joke oh wise one :P

 

here's one for the not so easily offended....

 

 

what's black, white and red?

 

A:

 

depending on your level of 'sickness' there are three answers, lets start softly.

A Newspaper... I know what you're thinking right? NOT FUNNY, well, lets take it up a notch!

 

Penguin rape... I know I know, it's foul, but it's not really enough to make you sick.... are you ready?

 

I mean it, are you ACTUALLY ready?

 

A menstruating nun

 

Thanks, thanks! I'll be here all week!

 

 

^ :laugh3: please don't be here all week

 

 

this is a family place! not "coldplaying : after dark" :laugh3:

:lol: I suppose.

 

go on then, tell us a joke that's clean

 

:P

im not a joke kinda guy.....im like ross noble...rambles on about nothing at all...but it's funny! :D :P

my internet is-eth gay.

1) annie - I know, nasri got him back good! :P

 

I think I'm in love with that kid. :lol: He's actually from da hood in Marseilles..who knew?! :lol:

 

Oh, and no new signings. :sad: Transfer season over.

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