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^^^ made me laugh, cos ppl never read them seriously, and I missed this one a few times before I read it properly, :lol:

Hey. :) I have to hand in me work now, but I'll be back. :multi:

:lol: That's pretty funny.

haha yeh!! :lol:

omg you have God (aka Jon Tickle) as your avatar...wooooooooooooooooo

weeeeeeeeeeeee ^_^

Hail to the tickle :rolleyes: :D

Don't kill me but who's Jon Tickle?

He's God. :lol:

Well, ok... :rolleyes:

lol he's in BiG Brother 4 over here :) he was nominated every week an go evicted a few weeks ago, then the public voted him back in again...although now he cant win..he's just so funkaaaaay

Oh ok, I wouldn't know because I've never watched Big Brother. :)

wait i dont understand that e-mail thingy :confused: Please help! :embarrased:

Business e-mails always have a formal disclaimer on the bottom of them...protecting the company from being sued due to the contents of the e-mail....this is just a piss take of that.

:lol: good one! And NOOOO @ Sammie's Tickle avatar :shocked2: :P

:lol:

he must be eradicated from this planet! you could start by removing him from your avatar :P

just joking of course :sneaky:

blah dont be so nasty about GOD :shocked2:

:lol: I apologise sincerely to the Ticklemeister :sneaky:

HAHA! that it..good girl...now no more being nasty about Mr Tickle in future ya hear? :rolleyes:

oi thread hijackers :P

 

PS Tickle ROOLZ

lol @ tickle 'roolz' :lol:

he's Da Man

tho I thought he was gonna get kicked out on Friday after telling Nush all that stuff.

What stuff? I missed that bit. :huh:

He sat down with her after she was told she was evicyed, and explained what happened on saturday with the press and selling her story...and how this week was her most profitable week....

 

Then BB called him into the diary room.

ooooooooo were they nasty to him? :shocked2: well he is there to stir things up isnt he!