Bahahaha

 

1. A graduate applying for pilot training with a major airline was asked what he would do if, after a long-haul flight to Sidney, he met the captain wearing a dress in the hotel bar. What would you do?

2. What can you hold in your right hand, but not in your left?

3. If you have two coins totaling 11p, and one of the coins is not a penny, what are the two coins?

4. How many animals of each species did Moses take into the Ark?

5. A man built a rectangular house, each side having a southern view. He spotted a bear. What colour was the bear?

6. If you were alone in a deserted house at night, and there was an oil lamp, a candle and firewood and you only have one match, which would you light first?

7. Which side of a cat contains the most hair?

8. The 60th and 62nd British Prime Ministers of the UK had the same mother and father, but were not brothers. How do you account for this?

9. How many birthdays does a typical woman have?

10. Why can't a man living in Canterbury be buried west of the River Stour?

11. Divide 40 by half and add ten. What is the answer?

12. To the nearest cubic centimetre, how much soil is there in a 3m x 2m x 2m hole?

13. Is it legal more a man to marry his widow's sister?

14. If you drove a coach leaving Canterbury with 35 passengers, dropped off 6 and picked up 2 at Faversham, picked up 9 more at Sittingbourne, dropped off 3 at Chatham, and then drove on to arrive in London 40 minutes later, what would the name of the driver be?

15. A farmer has 15 cows, all but 8 die. How many does he have left?

16. A woman lives on the tenth floor of a block of flats. Every morning she takes the lift down to the ground floor and goes to work. In the evening, she gets into the lift, and, if there is someone else in the lift she goes back to her floor directly. Otherwise, she goes to the eighth floor and walks up two flights of stairs to her flat. How do you explain this?

17. The band of stars across the night sky is called the "...... Way"

18. Yogurt is made from fermented ........

19. What do cows drink?

20. If a red house is made of red bricks, and a blue house is made of blue bricks, what is a green

house made of?

21. If a plane crashes on the Italian/Swiss border, where do you bury the survivors?

22. If the hour hand of a clock moves 1/60th of a degree every minute, how many degrees will it move in an hour?

23. John's mother has 3 children, one is named April, one is named May. What is the third one named?

24. A cowboy rode into town on Friday, spent one night there, and left on Friday. How do you account for this?

25. How man degrees are there between clock hands at 3.15 pm?

 

Answers on a postcard to:

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PO Box 2478

Andover

 

Or just post your answers and I will grade you when i return

Haha, what kind of questions are these! :lol:

 

4. How many animals of each species did Moses take into the Ark?

It was Noah not Moses.

3. one of them isn't a penny but the other one is, so 10 p and 1p

 

12. none

13. Is it legal more a man to marry his widow's sister?

He's dead! :P

11. :rolleyes3:

15. 8

16. She's having an affair with the caretaker

18. Milk

19. Whatever they want to drink, milk if its available and they're game :P

21. you don't bury survivors, unless they want to be buried of course

22. 360

15. A farmer has 15 cows, all but 8 die. How many does he have left?

8

 

17. The band of stars across the night sky is called the "...... Way"

Milky

 

21. If a plane crashes on the Italian/Swiss border, where do you bury the survivors?

You don't bury the survivors

 

23. John's mother has 3 children, one is named April, one is named May. What is the third one named?

John

 

25. How man degrees are there between clock hands at 3.15 pm?

0

1. A graduate applying for pilot training with a major airline was asked what he would do if, after a long-haul flight to Sidney, he met the captain wearing a dress in the hotel bar. What would you do?

nothing, it was probably a female anyway...nothing wrong with a crossdresser though

2. What can you hold in your right hand, but not in your left?

your left hand

3. If you have two coins totaling 11p, and one of the coins is not a penny, what are the two coins?

10p and 1p

4. How many animals of each species did Moses take into the Ark?

none because hes not noah

5. A man built a rectangular house, each side having a southern view. He spotted a bear. What colour was the bear?

how can a rectangular house have a southern view on each side??

6. If you were alone in a deserted house at night, and there was an oil lamp, a candle and firewood and you only have one match, which would you light first?

candle

7. Which side of a cat contains the most hair?

top...

8. The 60th and 62nd British Prime Ministers of the UK had the same mother and father, but were not brothers. How do you account for this?

either the same person or sisters or a mans sister

9. How many birthdays does a typical woman have?

1 a year

10. Why can't a man living in Canterbury be buried west of the River Stour?

he's living

11. Divide 40 by half and add ten. What is the answer?

90

12. To the nearest cubic centimetre, how much soil is there in a 3m x 2m x 2m hole?

0

13. Is it legal more a man to marry his widow's sister?

he's dead so it would be creepy corpse love

14. If you drove a coach leaving Canterbury with 35 passengers, dropped off 6 and picked up 2 at Faversham, picked up 9 more at Sittingbourne, dropped off 3 at Chatham, and then drove on to arrive in London 40 minutes later, what would the name of the driver be?

my name

15. A farmer has 15 cows, all but 8 die. How many does he have left?

8

16. A woman lives on the tenth floor of a block of flats. Every morning she takes the lift down to the ground floor and goes to work. In the evening, she gets into the lift, and, if there is someone else in the lift she goes back to her floor directly. Otherwise, she goes to the eighth floor and walks up two flights of stairs to her flat. How do you explain this?

no idea unless it involves car parks of some sort haha

17. The band of stars across the night sky is called the "...... Way"

milky

18. Yogurt is made from fermented ........

milk

19. What do cows drink?

water

20. If a red house is made of red bricks, and a blue house is made of blue bricks, what is a green

house made of?

glass

21. If a plane crashes on the Italian/Swiss border, where do you bury the survivors?

you don't bury survivors

22. If the hour hand of a clock moves 1/60th of a degree every minute, how many degrees will it move in an hour?

1

23. John's mother has 3 children, one is named April, one is named May. What is the third one named?

john

24. A cowboy rode into town on Friday, spent one night there, and left on Friday. How do you account for this?

probably arrived after 12am so it was technically friday....

25. How man degrees are there between clock hands at 3.15 pm?

0

Ohhh, it's 90 for the 11th!! Haha

I was reluctant to say 30 'cause I knew there was some sort of a trick in it!

 

Edit: As for the 5th, I had the same thought and was actually going to say it's brown hehe. But I thought I'd leave it unanswered.

1- Nothing, she's female probably.

2-Your left hand.

3-10p and 1p, one can still be a 1p.

4-None, it was Noah who had the ark.

5-I'm guessing this but, white because he's on the north pole.

6-The match, otherwise I can't light anything else.

7-

8-Same person.

9-One.

10-You can't, he's living.

11-90.

12-Nothing.

13-He's dead.

14-In this case, Mo.

15-8.

16-

17-Milky Way.

18-Milk.

19-Water.

20-Glass.

21-You don't.

22-One.

23-John.

24-Another guess, the Horse is called Friday.

25-

"What do cows drink?"

 

That one gets me every time. :P :P :P

7 outside

1. Captains are with boats, pilots with planes, so it doesn't matter.

2. Your left arms elbow or your left hand.

3. 1 penny and 10 pence.

4. It was Noah.

5. White. The only place to do this would be at either pole.

6. The Match

7. They don't have hair, they have fur.

8. They were either the same person, or brother and sister.

9. One.

10. Because he is living.

11. 90

12. 1200 cm cubed

13. No (its impossible thats why)

14. Chris

15. 8

16. Because her boyfriend/partner lives on the 8th floor.

17. Milky

18. Milk

19. Water?

20. Green bricks.

21. You don't bury survivors, they are still alive.

22. 30 degrees

23. John

24. Friday was the name of his horse.

25. 0

 

Woo! All 25, hope they are right :p!!

Bahahaha

 

1. A graduate applying for pilot training with a major airline was asked what he would do if, after a long-haul flight to Sidney, he met the captain wearing a dress in the hotel bar. What would you do?

2. What can you hold in your right hand, but not in your left?

3. If you have two coins totaling 11p, and one of the coins is not a penny, what are the two coins?

4. How many animals of each species did Moses take into the Ark?

5. A man built a rectangular house, each side having a southern view. He spotted a bear. What colour was the bear?

6. If you were alone in a deserted house at night, and there was an oil lamp, a candle and firewood and you only have one match, which would you light first?

7. Which side of a cat contains the most hair?

8. The 60th and 62nd British Prime Ministers of the UK had the same mother and father, but were not brothers. How do you account for this?

9. How many birthdays does a typical woman have?

10. Why can't a man living in Canterbury be buried west of the River Stour?

11. Divide 40 by half and add ten. What is the answer?

12. To the nearest cubic centimetre, how much soil is there in a 3m x 2m x 2m hole?

13. Is it legal more a man to marry his widow's sister?

14. If you drove a coach leaving Canterbury with 35 passengers, dropped off 6 and picked up 2 at Faversham, picked up 9 more at Sittingbourne, dropped off 3 at Chatham, and then drove on to arrive in London 40 minutes later, what would the name of the driver be?

15. A farmer has 15 cows, all but 8 die. How many does he have left?

16. A woman lives on the tenth floor of a block of flats. Every morning she takes the lift down to the ground floor and goes to work. In the evening, she gets into the lift, and, if there is someone else in the lift she goes back to her floor directly. Otherwise, she goes to the eighth floor and walks up two flights of stairs to her flat. How do you explain this?

17. The band of stars across the night sky is called the "...... Way"

18. Yogurt is made from fermented ........

19. What do cows drink?

20. If a red house is made of red bricks, and a blue house is made of blue bricks, what is a green

house made of?

21. If a plane crashes on the Italian/Swiss border, where do you bury the survivors?

22. If the hour hand of a clock moves 1/60th of a degree every minute, how many degrees will it move in an hour?

23. John's mother has 3 children, one is named April, one is named May. What is the third one named?

24. A cowboy rode into town on Friday, spent one night there, and left on Friday. How do you account for this?

25. How man degrees are there between clock hands at 3.15 pm?

 

Answers on a postcard to:

Evil Dave's Quiz

PO Box 2478

Andover

 

Or just post your answers and I will grade you when i return

 

1. I'd say "hello"

2. my left hand

3. 0,5 penny & 10,5 pennies :smug:

4. 2?

5. brown

6. oil lamp

7. neck

8. adopting, duudee

9. 1

10. there's another city on that side of the river

11. 90

12. enough

13. why would it be!

14. John

15. 8

16. excersising

17. Milky?

18. i'm too lazy to check what fermented means but i guess "Milk"

19. Water usually

20. glass

21. Now that'd be evil :(

22. 360

23. JOHN

24. He was drunk

25. none

 

 

 

I'm sure i'll feel stupid later on but hey, i'm a finn, how should i know :nice:

1.Nothing

2. Your left hand

3. a dime [10] and a penny [1]

4. It was Noah, not Moses, so none.

5. Brown?

6. The candle

7. Left?

8. Adoption? Incest?

9. Many, if she's lucky.

10. No idea

11. 30

12. 12 cubic centimeters?

13. He's dead!

14. You didn't mention his/her name! :P Sneaky, sneaky

15. Eight.

16.She's insane?

17. Milky way?

18. Bacteria

19. Water? Milk?

20. Green bricks?

21. You don't, they're alive.

22. 3600

23. John. :P

24. He came at 12 am on Friday

25. 0 degrees

Answers:

1. The captain was of course a woman. Many airlines are now hot on equal opportunities and a candidate who has difficulty envisaging that an airline captain might be female will not go very far!

2. Your left hand, forearm or elbow.

3. 10p and 1p - the other coin can be a penny!

4. None. NOAH built the Ark

5. White. Only at the North Pole can all four walls be facing South.

6. The match!

7. The outside

8. Churchill was Prime Minister twice, from 1940 to 45 and from 1951 to 55.

9. One

10. Because he is still alive .

11. 90. Dividing by half is the same as multiplying by 2.

12. None - it's a hole!

13. No - because he's dead

14. YOU are the driver!

15. 8

16. The woman is of small stature and couldn't reach the upper lift buttons.

17. Milky Way

18. Milk

19. Water. After the previous two questions, did you answer milk?

20. Glass

21. You don't bury survivors!

22. One

23. John

24. His horse was named Friday

25. Not zero degrees as you might at first think. The minute hand will be at 15 minutes (90 degrees clockwise from vertical) but the hour hand will have progressed to one quarter of the distance between 3 pm and 4 pm. Each hour represents 30 degrees (360 / 12), so one quarter of an hour equals 7.5 degrees, so the minute hand will be at 97.5 degrees: a 7.5 degree difference between the hands.

 

Good to see the forum's Lateral Thinking skills are strong :D