^ you guys are tooo much !

^ you guys are tooo much !

 

While Chris just ate too much??:rolleyes:

Well in that case, for posterity, I think it's appropriate to re-post my lyric for "All This Time" by Michelle Fatmanus (remember her?).

 

"All this time,

I've eaten a hundred cakes today,

I look like a whale you've gotta say,

Can you hazard a guess how much I weigh?

 

All this time,

This is bl**dy awful song,

Which just drones on and on and on,

My singing career won't last for long.......................... "

 

(and it didn't).:P

 

Are you by any chance Noel Gallagher... no wait a minute, you can't be... he doesn't even have your limited vocabulary! :P

Are you by any chance Noel Gallagher... no wait a minute, you can't be... he doesn't even have your limited vocabulary! :P

 

On the contrary, my vocabulary knows no limits whatsoever, you cheeky get!:rolleyes:

just read the messenger last message..

one of the things it says is that Chris' post:

 

A text message from Chris

September 17, 2008 4:27 pm

Chris sends a text from Sweden

just landed in stockholm spent yesterday writing writing writing and eating cake tour so far best one we ever did audiences wonderful and catering also we are trying to find the right night to play glass of water which is good heavy and recently finished please excuse the lack of punctuation there are no full stops in sweden chris

 

man! that's why you are gettin fat, too much cake :P

give us a bit. :wacko:

just read the messenger last message..

one of the things it says is that Chris' post:

 

 

 

man! that's why you are gettin fat, too much cake :P

give us a bit. :wacko:

 

Well that really takes the biscuit!!:rolleyes:

I used to booze the world

Barrels dry when I gave the word

Now in the morning I sleep alone

Piss in the streets I used to own

 

I used to roll the ice

Feel the fear in the publican's eyes

Listen as the crowd would sing:

"Now the old king is drunk! Long drink the king!"

 

One minute I fe-el boozy,,

Next the trousers, don't fit me

And I discovered that my waist-line stands

Upon pillars of salt, and pillars of cans

 

I hear Jerusalem artichokes are singeing,

Roman meals we are a-bingeing

Be my breakfast, my lunch and dinner

The Michelin stars are just a winner!

For some reason I can't explain

Once you've gone there was never,ever a healthy curd

That was when I boozed the world!

(Ohhh)

 

It was the wicked and wild tins

Broke them all, and scoffed therein.

Shattered diets and the sight of crumbs

People couldn't believe how fat I'd become

Dieticians wait

For my head on a silver plate

Just a fatty on a lonely string

Oh who would ever want to be thin?

 

I hear Jerusalem artichokes are singeing,

Roman meals we are a-bingeing

Be my breakfast, my lunch and dinner

The Michelin stars are such a winner!

For some reason I can't explain

I know Weight- Watchers won't call my name

Never a healthy curd

And that was when I boozed the world

(Ohhhhh Ohhh Ohhh)

 

I hear Jerusalem artichokes are singeing,

Roman meals we are a-bingeing

Be my breakfast, my lunch and dinner

The Michelin stars are such a winner!

For some reason I can't explain

I know Weight- Watchers won't call my name

Never a healthy curd

And that was when I boozed the world

(Ohhhhh Ohhh Ohhh)

 

this is pure brilliant! :laugh3:

I think we should start a parody thread where these songs can be posted and celebrated. Maybe a few other poetic posters will have something to contribute...

 

 

P.S. Did anyone ever hear Chris Moyles Father Christmas re-write of Eminem's Stan?

I think we should start a parody thread where these songs can be posted and celebrated.

 

Well that's food for thought................... :rolleyes:

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

That song could win a Grammy :rolleyes:

Well there are over 100 catergories so I guess it qualifies for one of them!

Ya, It's pretty Original ;)

I was thinking about Roses instead of Moses... but it takes too much thinking about

 

 

Moses is a burger resturant in Israel :D

Moses is a burger resturant in Israel :D

 

Oh well that works without even changing it!

 

:D

Moses is a burger resturant in Israel :D

 

Does it serve "Bible" burgers and "Commandment" fries??:rolleyes:

...:rolleyes:That's cruel

...:rolleyes:That's cruel

 

In what way?? I would say it's perfectly plausible!!:P

:laugh4:

 

Sure ;)

if chris thinks he's fat... i must be morbidly obease. :shame:

^ Haha, same thought I had when I heard this!

Well, if Chris thinks he's fat, maybe he should lay off the chocolate for a while! ( We all know he cant do that :P).

It's his crack! :P

 

^Haha :D

 

Having a wife who is seemingly obsessed with her weight must bring about some sort of paranoia though. Must have rubbed off on him :P

Or those fears that Brad Pitt may end up back on the market!

That too :D

Or maybe it's just standing next to hot, skinny Guy night after night...