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10 things to know before buying a vibrator


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1. In 1883 Joseph Mortimer Granville, a British doctor, patented the first electromechanical vibrator. It was sold as a cure for “hysteria”, a condition with familiar symptoms, such as rapid heart rate, sexual fantasies, pelvic heaviness, vaginal lubrication, impulse purchasing, etc.

 

2. When portable “massagers” began starring in Thirties porn films, vibrators were branded immoral. They didn't reappear until the Sixties, long after the announcement by the American Medical Association in 1952 that “hysteria” was not a clinical diagnosis but a female orgasm.

 

3. In 1998 the Rabbit vibrator made an appearance on Sex and The City and subsequently became, and still is, the world's bestselling sex toy.

 

4. In 1999 the sex shop chain Ann Summers launched online and sold one million vibrators in the UK in the first year.

 

5. For obvious reasons you can't try “before you buy”, but you can watch product demos on http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/sex-toys-tv , and read user reviews at http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/ orgasmarmy .

 

6. Because they are classed as “novelty” items, the plastics used in sex toys are largely unregulated. A study in 2000 by Hans Ulrich Krieg, a German chemist, identified ten dangerous chemicals leaching out of European sex toys made of jelly and rubber. Phthalates that are used to soften plastic in vibrators may be linked to cancer and infertility, but reputable retailers and manufacturers voluntarily inform customers about phthalate-free sex toys.

 

7. If you are concerned about phthalates, have sensitive skin, or are prone to yeast infections, choose elastomer, silicone, or glass toys, or use polyurethane condoms over jelly/rubber sex toys.

 

8. Women over 40 need more powerful vibrators, according to the psychotherapist Julia Cole, who designed the Emotional Bliss (http://www.emotionalbliss.co.uk) range. With 6,000 vibrations a minute, the Hitachi Magic Wand (http://www.loveshackuk.com, £44.95) won't disappoint. Check the intensity of the leading brand vibrators at http://www.mybodyvibes.com/ guidance/vibrator_intensity.html.

 

9. Buy the lockable Adult Toybox Sex Toy Case, £24.99, from http://www.lovehoney.co.uk to keep your vibrator away from prying eyes.

 

10. Two million sex toys are sold in the UK every year. That's a lot of landfill, so join the Rabbit Amnesty at http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/rabbit- amnesty. Send them your old Rabbit and they will recycle it, give you a new one half price, and donate £1 to The World Land Trust. Yes!

 

SUZI GODSON

 

http://women.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/women/relationships/article5006316.ece

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1. In 1883 Joseph Mortimer Granville, a British doctor, patented the first electromechanical vibrator. It was sold as a cure for “hysteria”, a condition with familiar symptoms, such as rapid heart rate, sexual fantasies, pelvic heaviness, vaginal lubrication, impulse purchasing, etc.

 

http://women.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/women/relationships/article5006316.ece

 

It was supposed to cure hysteria???

 

This is the funniest thing I've read in ages - I think your post deserves it's very own Award!

 

:laugh3:

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Yeah, didn't Doctor's used to recommend cocaine back in the 20's?

didn't knew that, but it doesn't shocks me so much... people in hospital are getting drugs to get cured so.. it hadn't had changed so much. :)

and is known that some poisons helps people to recover of some illnesses too.

everythings are fine in their correct dose and for their correct use...

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10. Two million sex toys are sold in the UK every year. That's a lot of landfill, so join the Rabbit Amnesty at http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/rabbit- amnesty. Send them your old Rabbit and they will recycle it, give you a new one half price, and donate £1 to The World Land Trust. Yes!

 

http://women.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/women/relationships/article5006316.ece

 

I wonder how many users have taken advantage of this offer :inquisitive:

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Yeah, female hysteria was a "real" condition once- one of those phantom illnesses doctors and midwives made a fortune "treating". From what I understand of it, by the late Victorian era it had become a catch-all for everything- anything that a woman did, said, or thought about anything that a man didn't like was merely another symptom of her "condition".

 

This was from the same school of thought that said the best treatment for postnatal depression was to force the woman to "rest" for as much as several months. Rest meaning not allowed out of bed, not allowed to move a muscle or even roll over, not allowed to have visitors or books or music, any kind of sound, not allowed to read or write, and especially not allowed to see the baby, since any one of those things would "exhaust" her. Basically just stare at the ceiling for months on end.

 

Aren't you all glad modern medicine has come so far since then?

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Aren't you all glad modern medicine has come so far since then?

 

Well nowadays they just turn everyone into zombies by prescribing anti-depressants left, right and centre (regardless of whether they are actually required or not.................................. :rolleyes:

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11 - There is a national register of vibrators, whenever you buy one the shopkeeper/seller is supposed to send your details to the register.

 

Damn right Mark, these days doctors will just prescribe pain-killers to whenever you have any sort of mild pain

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11 - There is a national register of vibrators, whenever you buy one the shopkeeper/seller is supposed to send your details to the register.

 

Damn right Mark, these days doctors will just prescribe pain-killers to whenever you have any sort of mild pain

 

Are you speaking from experience??:rolleyes:

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11 - There is a national register of vibrators, whenever you buy one the shopkeeper/seller is supposed to send your details to the register.

 

Damn right Mark, these days doctors will just prescribe pain-killers to whenever you have any sort of mild pain

 

there is????? :stunned: why would you need a record of who's bought a vibrator? :confused:

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