547 dye it

546 throw it at the chicken who laid it

545 crack it over someone's head for April Fool's

543 paitn it

542 and use it as a trumpet mute

541

 

throw it at tiger woods

540. rob a bank with it.

^ HIYA! :freak:

 

539. Have sex with it.

538

 

play baseball with it

539

 

throw it into your neighbour's open window

540

 

Put it in a drawer.

539: Slather it with sunscreen and take it to the beach.

538: Throw it at Ren Squared. :evil:

537: Break the edges just right and make it look like Togepi :wacky:

536: Make an egg smoothie. :cheesy:

537: Give it mono

536: Nurse it back to health.

525: buy it freezies

534: Take it out for sushi.

533: paint it

532: stuff

531: Shoot it.

530: play ping pong

529: Throw it off a skyscraper

528: date it