iPsy Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 A vicar in Yorkshire has had a potato removed from his bottom after claiming that he fell on it while hanging curtains naked. Nurse Trudi Watson of Sheffield Northern General Hospital recalled how the unnamed clergyman in his 50s arrived at the A&E ward with the embarrassing problem. She told local newspaper The Star: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. "It's not for me to question his story. He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." Other foreign bodies removed at Sheffield A&E units reportedly include a can of deodorant, a carnation, a cucumber and a Russian doll. Watson added: "My advice? Don't do it. It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening." A spokeswoman for Sheffield Teaching Hospitals NHS Foundation Trust said that although "unusual accidents" are often seen, staff are encouraged to deal with the matter in a "discreet, professional and kind way". http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/odd/a134237/vicar-has-potato-removed-from-bottom.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saffire Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alessandrosgirl Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 Fries and gravy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Rose Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 Chips you are :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tnspieler1012 Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 (waiting for mc_squared's one-liner anecdote...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busybeeburns Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 ...He should maybe keep his eyes peeled next time :kiss: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iPsy Posted November 1, 2008 Author Share Posted November 1, 2008 ...He should maybe keep his eyes peeled next time :kiss: Not bad, Not bad! :D, But Mark will be mad, hey, I havn't seen him round Coldplaying for a few days, where is he?:thinking: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobalt Posted November 2, 2008 Share Posted November 2, 2008 <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tnspieler1012 Posted November 2, 2008 Share Posted November 2, 2008 I first read this from the university computer lab, I kept cracking up and people were giving me odd looks, I think it's because the star trek photo is so perfect! Everytime I looked up I had to keep biting my lip! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iPsy Posted November 2, 2008 Author Share Posted November 2, 2008 I first read this from the university computer lab, I kept cracking up and people were giving me odd looks, I think it's because the star trek photo is so perfect! Everytime I looked up I had to keep biting my lip! bahahahahahahahahaha!:laugh3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mc_squared Posted November 2, 2008 Share Posted November 2, 2008 Well you know what they say - spud up the bum, no harm done!! :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iPsy Posted November 2, 2008 Author Share Posted November 2, 2008 Well you know what they say - spud up the bum, no harm done!! :rolleyes: :dozey::rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busybeeburns Posted November 2, 2008 Share Posted November 2, 2008 Just another day at the orifice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iPsy Posted November 2, 2008 Author Share Posted November 2, 2008 Just another day at the orifice! Terrible! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tnspieler1012 Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 Well you know what they say - spud up the bum, no harm done!! :rolleyes: Lol, spend all night on that one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HorrificAttack Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 My first thoughts when I saw the title was "I bet he claims he fell on it" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobalt Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 "hanging curtains naked" with a potato nearby, i find that hard to believe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RICK8 Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 Oh dear...:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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