iPsy Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 ....It's back! And here is the OFFICIAL Thread! ;) THIS YEARS CONTESTANTS!: Brian Paddick Like all politicians, former London mayoral candidate Brian is set to cause rows and ructions Carly Zucker Picture perfect Carly should be on top form in the jungle. Can she score with the public? Dani Behr Former lads' mag favourite Dani is turning to the jungle for a sensational comeback Esther Rantzen Will the 68-year-old TV presenter be able to hack life in the Australian outback? George Takei Can US actor George - Star Trek’s Captain Sulu - reach for the stars in the Bushtucker Trials? Joe Swash Joe is used to roughing it on Albert Square, but how will he fare without the famous launderette? Martina Navratilova The outspoken Wimbledon Champion could cause a racquet in the bush - but will she meet her match? Nicola McLean Page 3 girl Nicola will be stripped of the all essentials any glamour model needs Robert Kilroy-Silk Bust-up alert! Former chat show host Robert's extreme views could lead to jungle meltdown Simon Webbe The ex-Blue star is guaranteed to get pulses racing in the tropical heat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobalt Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 This show sucks :shame: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iPsy Posted November 17, 2008 Author Share Posted November 17, 2008 This show sucks :shame: I Like it!, Is the jungle near you?:thinking: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mc_squared Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 I'm A Celebrity.......... Get Me Out of Here (2008) JACI STEPHEN'S JUNGLE WATCH: Why my money is on scary Martina By Jaci Stephen Last updated at 12:51 PM on 17th November 2008 Comments (5) Add to My Stories Love it or loathe it, it's a programme that makes - and breaks - showbusiness careers. Our soap expert JACI STEPHEN takes a wry look at life in the I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here! jungle camp in the first of her regular dispatches on the latest series. So, another year over, a new one just begun, as John Lennon once sang. ITV1's version of Fraggle Rock is upon us once more. What a shower. I mean, honestly, I usually fancy one, have an affection for another, and at least know most of them. This year, ex-EastEnders star Joe Swash is too young for me; ex-politician and TV presenter Robert Kilroy-Silk is still too smarmy; and I have never heard of Nicola McLean or Carly Zucker. But while today we may be asking who on earth these people are, the chances are that over the next three weeks we will all be talking about them as if they were members of our own family. Action woman: Martina Navratilova scrambles down the jungle trail as she headed into the I'm A Celebrity camp It is clear that most of them were asking who the other alleged celebrities were, too. 'Are you in EastEnders?' Robert asked ex-Blue band member Simon Webbe. Ignorance on the geography front was more Joe's thing. 'Is that near Prague?' Joe asked Martina Navratilova, when she said she was from the Czech Republic. Bless him. From the Gold Coast's luxury Palazzo Versace, the celebrities were split into two groups and asked to nominate one person to take part in a challenge called Trauma Tank. Ex-tennis superstar Navratilova and ex-Deputy Assistant Commissioner for the Met (notice how many 'exes' there are among this lot?) Brian Paddick were already exchanging words. Enlarge Daredevil: But first she had to do a tandem parachute jump out of a plane Smiling: A fearless Martina smiled as she readied herself for take-off while former police chief Brian Paddick quaked in his boots Team player: The tennis champ got stuck into dinner prep at the Home Camp Martina wasn't sure that Joe, who had volunteered, was up to the task. Star Trek 'legend' (Really? I only remember the one with big ears) George Takei was all for him havinga go, as he had 'youth and confidence'. Joe immediately regretted his decision, expressing fear when Martina later took a dig at him. More... I'm A Celebrity: Jungle drama begins as stars leave behind creature comforts for creepy crawliesWAGs Carly and Nicola go for the male vote... and play for sympathy with the homesickness cardMEP Kilroy-Silk criticised for taking time off job to appear in I'm A Celebrity Albert Square has nothing on Martina; this is a woman who could eat the entire Mitchell clan for breakfast and still have room for a whopper with extra fries. There was disagreement in camp two, also, where Robert was against Carly going for the challenge, insisting: 'We've got to win.' Brian Paddick, Ms Navratilova, Joe Swash, Dani Behr and George Takei And so the task fell to Simon. Not for the first time in my life, I found myself screaming 'Oh, shut up, Robert!' at the TV screen. My squeals of delight could be heard across continents as his group made their way to camp across a large lake on floating 'feet', and he repeatedly fell in the water. Where are those crocodiles when you need them? Washed-up: Robert Kilroy-Silk drank plenty of water as he and the the yellow team head into camp during 'Floating Fleet' Like a duck to water: Kilroy-Silk doesn't quite get the hang of the motorised Floating Fleet Martina Navratilova was the first to jump out of a plane when the group descended into camp by air. To me, the fearless Martina is one of the finest sports personalities who ever lived, and my money's on her to win. Below, however, is the latest guide to her rivals to the jungle throne... Robert Kilroy-Silk, Carly Zucker, Nicola McLean, Esthers Rantzen, and Simon Webbe leaving the Australia's Palazzo Versace Hotel before entering the jungle Enlarge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iPsy Posted November 17, 2008 Author Share Posted November 17, 2008 Already made a thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Rose Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 This show should be renamed: I'm not a celebrity: Get me on Telly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glossal Fragster Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 This show should be renamed: I'm not a celebrity: Get me on Telly! Exactly! when i saw this thread i was gonna leave the same kind of humorous take on it....but since you've done my job for me i'm just gonna have a wee sit down :smug: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Rose Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 Or maybe, "I'm the wife of a footballer, get me lots of money" or "I was famous in the 80's, I want to be famous again, get me on telly" or maybe "I just maybe have to murder Ant and Dec" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glossal Fragster Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 "I'm a person that is yet to have a full 15 minutes of fame so to gain this i am going to go on the tellybox, make and absolute twat of myself and it dosen't matter if im a little bit racist or just an absolute brainless idiot" ...have to abbreviate it obviously :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Rose Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 Isn't that Big Brother? :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glossal Fragster Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 Isn't that Big Brother? :P a bit of jade goody and a bit of kilroy :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Rose Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 Bit of Kilroy you say? [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzZ86GYoxE0]YouTube - Share or to Shaft[/ame] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Rose Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 Bit of Kilroy you say? <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value=" name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src=" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mc_squared Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 a bit of jade goody and a bit of kilroy :rolleyes: The way he's going, he'll end up being known as "Killjoy"................... :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iPsy Posted November 26, 2008 Author Share Posted November 26, 2008 Well Robert Killjoy Silk has been the first one voted off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glossal Fragster Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 Well Robert Killjoy Silk has been the first one voted off! Thank God! This show is must be like hurgs drugs!..or pringles :rolleyes: you want to stop but ant & dec's cheeky chappy smiles lure you in..they should be illegal! :rolleyes: (actually while saying that i haven't watched it for quite a bit :smug:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iPsy Posted November 27, 2008 Author Share Posted November 27, 2008 Dani Behr has left tonight! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iPsy Posted November 28, 2008 Author Share Posted November 28, 2008 Carly Zucker has gone tonight! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iPsy Posted December 2, 2008 Author Share Posted December 2, 2008 Esther Rantzen and Timmy Mallett left in the last few days Oh and Brian Paddock left last night and Nicola had left tonight! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mc_squared Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 Esther Rantzen and Timmy Mallett left in the last few days Oh and Brian Paddock left last night and Nicola had left tonight! And I'm glad she went out, too. Didn't like her character at all, and her fake boobs look dreadful. Then again, David Van Day is a complete a*hole.:angry: All the others are OK. I reckon the last two will be Joe and Simon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iPsy Posted December 2, 2008 Author Share Posted December 2, 2008 nah, i think it will be Joe and George and i don;t like Nicola either :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mc_squared Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 nah, i think it will be Joe and George and i don;t like Nicola either :P Right choice!:P I don't like "fake" people, full stop. David Van Day deserves to be disqualified for "acting" and misleading everyone.;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iPsy Posted December 2, 2008 Author Share Posted December 2, 2008 Right choice!:P I don't like "fake" people, full stop. David Van Day deserves to be disqualified for "acting" and misleading everyone.;) ;) :dance: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mc_squared Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 However, as things stand it's still only Nicola's word against his. There's still a chance she could making it all up, as there's no proof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petit Prince Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 I saw it on Saturday while waiting for the x-factor results. I don't think reality TV can get much worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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