||The OFFICIAL Coldplay FanFic Thread 1||

iPsy · July 29, 2009

Sorry it took so long to finish but here is the final part of Secrets, Lies and Love.

Secrets, Lies and Love VII

THE FINAL PART

"Nurse! Nurse!" Gwyneth shouted, walking along the ward. A nurse walked towards Gwyneth.

"I don't think that you should be out of bed!"

"Oh yes, I should, I'm fine, I need to find my freak of a husband!" Gwyneth replied, pushing the nurse out of her way.

"We really advise that you stay in the hospital, Mrs Martin!" The nurse replied.

"It's Paltrow! Miss Paltrow!" Gwyneth exclaimed, walking out of the double doors of the ward.

"Moses, is that you?" Jonny said, spotting a child in front of him. "It is you!"

"Jonny!" replied Moses, running to him and jumping into Jonny's arms. "Where is Daddy?"

"I don't know where Daddy is!" Jonny abruptly replied, putting Moses down.

"Were you two naked again?" asked Moses, petting a dog that was walking past.

"Naked? Ha! No!" Jonny said, uneasily. "Do you want a Pizza?"

"Yeah!"

Jonny grabbed Moses' hand and walked towards the Pizza takeaway across the street.

At Guy's

"Dinner time!" Guy said, emerging from the kitchen with Fish and Chips. Apple stood up from watching TV and began to clap.

"Yeah it is amazing! Me...making dinner!" Guy said, modestly. "Now, into the dining room!"

Guy put both the plates on the table. "Now, sit down and you may eat!"

Apple stared at Guy, puzzled. "SH-I mean, ooh, it's a bit too high, look, just eat off the floor!"

Guy put Apple's plate on the floor and watched as the little girl ate her food.

"Guy!" said Apple.

"You can talk!? That's your first word! I Am your first word!" Guy said, excitedly, running around the room like a little girl. "Say it again!"

"Guy! Guy! Guy!" Apple said, laughing. There was a knock on the door.

"Stay right there!" said Guy, walking towards the door. Chris burst in.

"Chris! How nice to see you! You won't guess what just happened!" said Guy.

"I Don't have time for your rubbish, I need to find Jonny, he's looking for Moses!" Chris said, pinching a Chip from his daughters plate.

"Chris, your daughter just said her first word!" Guy smiled.

"Yeah, yeah, that's great...give me your phone!" Chris exclaimed, reaching for the phone which was sitting on the sofa. He quickly typed in Jonny's number and pressed call.

"Jonny! It's Chris!" said Chris before Jonny put the phone down. "Fuck" Chris shouted, walking out of Guy's and slamming the door.

"Guy!" Apple said again.

"Yes Apple, I agree"

"Pizza is definetely the best food!" Jonny said as he walked out of the takeaway before knocking into a women.

"Oh, sorry!" said Jonny. "Wait...Gwyneth?"

The women stood up. It was Gwyneth.

"Gwyneth, how are you? Sorry, what are you doing?" asked Jonny.

"Where the hell is that bloody husband of mine, isn't he with you?" asked Gwyneth.

"No, he's not" Jonny said, trying not to look at the state that was Gwyneth.

"Then where the hell is he?" Gwyneth said, walking away. Jonny sighed before reaching for his phone.

"Hey, Guy, it's Jonny. Could you look after Moses for a while?"

"Chris! Show your ugly, evil face!" Gwyneth shouted at the top of her voice as many bystanders watched on. People whispering 'Hey! Gwyneth Paltrow has gone crazy' and cameras clicking could be heard as she walked down the street. She had spotted Chris.

"Chris! You bastard come here!" she shouted. Chris turned round, walking towards her. As they walked towards each other Gwyneth was shouting Chris' name and Chris was shouting Jonny's as they met Gwyneth punched him.

"Jonny?" Gwyneth screamed. Chris stood up. "I hate you!" Gwyneth shouted into her husband's ear.

"Where is Jonny?" Chris shouted, looking around where a large crowd was gathering. Guy appeared, in his hands were Apple and Moses.

"Hey, what's going on?" Guy said, walking towards the bickering couple.

"For over five years this man has put me second behind the wonderful Jonny! Why doesn't he just marry him?" Gwyneth exclaimed, a tear steaming down her face.

"I would if I could!" Chris mumbled under his breath.

There was a shout from above. "CHRIS!" A man shouted.

Everyone looked to the building above where a man was standing. It was Jonny.

"JONNY!" Chris shouted. Jonny jumped to a horde of screams from onlookers. His body fell beside the Martin family. Chris, also, fell to his knees beside his ex-lover. The onlookers packed in as Gwyneth allowed her husband to sing the chorus from Fix You as he turned the guitarist's body over to look him in his eyes. Crying, Chris whispered three words into his best friend's ear. The three words that can change everything. The three words that can stop a war. The three words which make any life worth living; I love you.

I redrafted the ending several times before settling on this one. I wanted to make the reader think and be touched. I Hope you enjoyed it.

ilovechrismartin09 · July 29, 2009

hahah 'and hilarity ensues ':P

thats so funny i dunno why :D X

Crests · July 29, 2009

will do :thumbsup:

pickle · July 29, 2009

Laura, give me ideas for my next fanfic :D

i'll give you ideas, grenouillezelda!

Guy and Will find a rhino on the side of the street... a talking rhino! they decide to take care of it, and hilarity ensues. :)

:lol: brookey is smarts

coldplayisawesome · July 29, 2009

@si- :stunned:

also, Moses can talk but Apple can't? :inquisitive::lol:

Crests · July 29, 2009

or maybe one about them going to the zoo :D

coldplay.obsessed · July 29, 2009

Hahahaha Cwest I love it! It's so funny :lol:

iPsy · July 29, 2009

@si- :stunned:
also, Moses can talk but Apple can't? :inquisitive::lol:

Isn't Apple younger? :thinking:

*I will feed bad if I am wrong because i will feel that i am not as much as a coldplayer as I thought*

coldplayisawesome · July 29, 2009

Apple is, like, two years older. :P

pickle · July 29, 2009

moses is younger :D :hug:

iPsy · July 29, 2009

:bigcry:

pickle · July 29, 2009

UBER HUG

:hug:

Crests · July 29, 2009

Hahahaha Cwest I love it! It's so funny :lol:

yay! :dance: I always thought I was a horrible writer, but I guess I was wrong.

jknc · July 29, 2009

iPsy · July 29, 2009

UBER HUG
:hug:

:D

pickle · July 29, 2009

NO CHRIS NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:bigcry:

:shrug:

coldplayisawesome · July 29, 2009

"That's right," the bartender said, slamming the baseball bat down on the bar.

"We don't serve Englishmen."

"But I'm not English," Guy said, "I am a Scot."

"Well, that's different," the bartender said, handing his beer back to him.

:lol::lol::lol:

Crests · July 29, 2009

I'm lost :lol:

iPsy · July 29, 2009

Secrets, Lies and Love: THE COMPLETE STORY

"Chris! Chris! Help us with Moses, he's being a little shit!" asked Gwyneth with Moses fidgeting on her lap. Chris was sat next to her, watching HOUSE on the television. "Hey, don't you think that Dr.House looks like me?" asked Chris, totally ignoring Gwyneth as he stood up and walked out of the living room. As Moses cried, Gwyneth sighed, gritted her teeth, held her chest and closed her eyes.

Chris was in the kitchen, getting himself a bowl from the cupboard and pouring his 'Frosties' into the bowl when his phone rang. "Oh hey Guy!" he said, putting his phone against his shoulder. "How's every little thing?" he asked, taking his bowl of Frosties upstairs. "Yeah, I'll be down to the Bakery in about an hour" said Chris, walking up the stairs. Chris tripped. His bowl of Frosties went everywhere. "Shit!" shouted Chris. "Guy, I'll see you in an hour!". Chris hung up. Chris looked down at the mess he created and walked towards his bedroom, whistling. Chris walked into his bedroom, locking the door behind him. Chris unzipped his jeans, took off his t-shirt and jumped into bed where Jonny was waiting for him.

"Moses! Moses! Grab the phone, and type 999!" said Gwyneth, clutching her chest and falling to the floor. Moses looked up in distress, tears streaming down his face. "Don't cry! Don't cry god dammit!" Screamed Gwyneth. Moses screamed out also. "Daddy!" Moses cried as he ran out of the room, leaving his mother on the floor.

"Jonny! Jonny! Grab me and do me!" said Chris, clutching his buttocks and screaming in pleasure. Jonny stared at the body he was penetrating and smiled. "Are you sure the doors locked?" asked Jonny, opening his mouth. Suddenly there was a knock on the door. "Daddy! Daddy" could be heard from behind the door. "I think it's Moses!" Jonny whispered, pulling himself out of Chris. "Forget about Moses!" said Chris, reaching in to kiss Jonny on the lips. Jonny turned away, grabbed his jeans and t-shirt and opened the door. "Jonny! Jonny! M....." Moses stopped and looked at Chris, naked. "Why is daddy naked?"

"Uhh, Moses. You see, your Daddy, Chris as I call him is naked because...umm" said Jonny, being cut off by Chris.

"I am naked, because I need to be naked for a new song I am writing. Because you see, Moses, big men, like me and Jonny sometimes need to try different things to write music!" Chris smiled, reaching for his clothes.

"Yeah right!" said Moses. Chris and Jonny looked at each other, embarrased. "Okay, anyway, why are you here crying, Moses?" asked Jonny. "It's Mummy! I think she's dead!"

"Dead?!" said Chris, scared and running down the stairs.

"Gwyneth! Gwyneth!" Chris shouted, feeling a pulse. "Call 999, Jonny!" Chris demanded. Jonny complied and called the number. "Ambulance please!" said Jonny, anxiously.

"Chris! Chris! CHRIS!" Gwyneth screamed, waking up to see the face of her husband. "I'm in hospital?" said Gwyneth. "Yes" said Chris, modestly. "Where's Moses?" asked Gwyneth. "Jonny's taken him for a walk" replied Chris. "And Apple?" "Guy's looking after him" replied Chris. "Chris, I've got something to say" said Gwyneth, a tear rolling down her face. "You've lost the baby." said Chris, quietly. "Yes! I'm so sorry!" Gwyneth replied, crying. Chris' phone vibrated. "Hey Jonny!" said Chris, picking up the phone. "Yes, I'll be there in a minute" said Chris. "Got to go" Chris mouthed to Gwyneth as he walked out of the ward. Gwyneth picked up her pillow and began to cry into it.

At Guy's...

"So...you like poker?" asked Guy, watching Apple crawl across the floor. Apple sat still and looked at Guy, puzzled. "Come on you must like something...what about a film?" asked Guy, walking to his DVD collection. "I've got The Godfather, The Dark Knight, a few porn films ooh and Star Wars! You want to see that?" asked Guy. Apple walked out the room. "Hey, where are you going?" exclaimed Guy.

"Jonny! Jonny, there you are! I thought I had lost you!" Chris said, running up to the park bench where Jonny and Moses were sitting. "Well I've been sitting here all along!" Jonny said, smiling. Chris smiled back looking into his band members eyes, "Moses, why don't you play over there with those swings and slides, okay?" asked Chris. Moses looked up to his father, smiled and ran over to the play area leaving the two musicians to themselves.

"Chris! Now, before you say anything, I think we should stop what we are doing!" demanded Jonny. "What! You can't be serious?" said Chris, his eyes open wide, trying to fight back the tears. "Your wife has lost your baby!" Jonny exclaimed. "I know, I know and I'm obviously very upset!" said Chris, wiping a tear from his face. "Well you don't look it, Chris! You seem to be neglecting your wife in her time of need! She almost died, you know!" said Jonny, looking away from Chris. "Okay, okay, but just let me say something, I'm good." said Chris. "What?" said Jonny, shaking his head. "I'm very good!" Chris said, less than modestly. Chris stood up, nodding his head in the direction of a block of public toilets. "How about it?" asked Chris, winking to his lover. "You sicken me Chris Martin!" said Jonny, walking away. Chris stared at the floor. Jonny turned back towards Chris. "But it is exactly that which makes me fucking love you Chris Martin!" said Jonny with a massive grin on his face. The two lovers quickly sneaked past Moses' sight and over to the public toilets.

"Okay, Jonny, are you 100% sure that you want to do this?" asked Chris, opening the cubicle door, walking in after Jonny. "Yes, I do" Jonny complied, unzipping his jeans. Chris took his t-shirt off, followed by his shoes, followed by his socks, jeans and finally his boxer shorts. Jonny had already done the same. Jonny moved in to share a passionate kiss with his lover but Chris was straight into Jonny's buttocks. Jonny tried not to scream in pleasure as he enjoyed the best experience of his life.

At Guy's...

"Woah! Apple, woah!" Guy said, swooping in and scooping Chris' daughter from his kitchen floor. "Now, you are coming back with me to watch a movie" Guy said in a soft tone. "Hey, Apple, I was wondering, what's with your name? I mean, Apple, it's not really the manly-ist name around is it? Well, your father's not one of manly-ist people around, is he? Don't tell him I said that!" Guy said, Apple looked up at him, puzzled. "You know what Apple, you are alright!" Guy replied. Apple chuckled, reaching to hold Guy's hand. Guy grinned, as he gently held Apple's hand.

Chris' phone rang. Chris and Jonny stopped what they were doing and stared at Chris' phone which was vibrating in the pocket of Chris' jeans which were on the floor of the toilet cubicle. "Leave it!" Chris demanded. "But it might be something serious!" replied Jonny, reaching for the phone. "It's Gwyneth" said Jonny, passing the phone to Chris. "Hey honey, how are you doing? Oh, I'm sorry I left, I'll be there in the second. What am I doing, you say? Well I am just sat on a bench with Jonny and Moses. What? You want to talk to Moses. Umm...He's just gone to play in the play area, okay, seeya soon!" Chris gently put his phone on the floor, turning to Jonny, who was starting to get his clothes on. "Jonny, what are you doing?" asked Chris. "Well it looks like Gwyneth needs you, so YOU are going! We can always do this later, can't we?" said Jonny, pulling his t-shirt over his chest. "Yes, I guess" Chris complied, reaching for his boxer shorts. "And we need to check up on little Moses" Jonny said, kissing Chris on the forehead and exiting the toilet cubicle.

"Moses! Moses!" Jonny said, looking around for Moses. "Moses!" Jonny said again, this time a bit louder as he began to panic. Chris ran up behind Jonny. "What's wrong?" asked Chris. "It's Moses, he's nowhere to be seen!" Said Jonny, running around the play area. "He will be hiding" said Chris, rolling his eyes. "He's a pretty good hider!" Jonny answered, putting his head in his hands. Chris laughed. Jonny stood up and ran at Chris. "You are an absolute idiot! You ought to be shot! You are evil! You have just lost your baby, your wife is in hospital and your only son has gone missing! Have you no heart?" shouted Jonny, storming away. "Where are you going?" Chris shouted. "To find YOUR son!" Jonny replied, running towards his car. Chris collapsed to the floor and started crying.