Oh, jknc, please tell me that's really a dream, please, please. That was just soooo sad :cry: (referring to Silence)

 

EDIT: I LOVED Biscuit, so cute and sweet :nice:

 

 

Re-Writing Silence.

I just couldn't leave it that way.:cry::cry:

 

Glad that you liked Biscuit.

I wrote a fanfic all by myself :D

it's not very good though I don't think....

 

 

Post it!!!!!

We want to read it........

I am sure it is fine.....;)

Should I wait and post it when more people are in here?

Biscuit was adorable. :nice:!! Great job!

I'll post mine now :DS=

Hair

 

 

Chris and Jonny sat alone in the The Bakery, arguing over the televison. Chris wanted to watch Hannah Montana but Jonny thought it was too childish and after many tears from Chris, changed it to the music channel. "Chris really needs a haircut" Jonny thought, watching their new video (which he had to admit, was brilliant)

While Chris was in awe watching a video by Owl City, Jonny suggested they go out to the mall for a shopping spree. "SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love shopping, let me go find my credit cards and new Gucci wallet!!" Chris squealed as he skipped off to the other room.

"hahaha sucker" Jonny braced himself for what could happen next "I can do this" and he walked over to Chris.

"Are you ready?" He asked, gritting his teeth with anxiety

"Am I ever! falalalalalala shopping spree. Maybe I can get a new shirt or something!"

"Well than lets not waste any time, to the car!......and stop prancing around like an girly idiot Chris, it's not good for your image"

Chris entered the car as cool and macho as he possibly could.

"Now you just look like an idiot"

They cranked up the radio and cruised down the roads."Jonny! You went the wrong way! Turn around! Come on, before it's too late!"

Jonny didn't turn around though he was tempted to just so he could stop Chris' tantrum and pathetic whining, it was getting on his last nerve and he couldn't stand to see his best friend like this "Come on Chris, we're just stopping on the corner to get some twiglets. you don't want to shop on an empty stomach, do you?"

Chris had the feeling something was up but he just couldn't put his finger on it. Than he realized, you couldn't buy twiglets on the corner....but you could buy....HAIRCUTS!!! "OH MY GOD JONNYBOY YOU TRICKED ME! IS NOTHING SACRED ANYMORE?!?!" He burst into tears.

"Chris...no..I didn't....I d...Chr..I lo..LEAVE THE STEERING WHEEL ALONE!" Jonny slapped him silly and continued to drive, determined. "It's about time you got a haircut"

Chris didn't want a haircut, he liked the idea that he could get mistaken for a grizzly bear "I don't want a haircut, I like the idea that I can be mistaken for a grizzly bear" This was the lamest thing Jonny had ever heard in his life. "You're going and thats final!"

"Who died and made you boss?"

"Gwyneth"

"What?" Chris looked on the verge of more tears. "Is Gwyne...

"No shes not dead, but she wants you to get a haircut as much as I do.

"Don't change the subject Chris, this is serious" As he got out of the car and prepared for some pain.

He felt his pockets, everything was set for his mission. He opened Chris' door and grabbed the screaming, flailing man. "Stay still!" he ordered as he reached in his pocket and firmly locked handcuffs in place. Chris did not like this "This is probably illegal! Handcuffs aren't gonna make me get a haircut!" But he was wrong.

The ground was peeling away in the places his feet had been, as he was dragged along. the door of the barber shop was near and Jonny knew it so he kept going as fast as he could. "Come on Chris, it'll grow back"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Why do you always have to be such a baby?" But there was no time to talk as he finally got to the door. Chris tried to run away but because he was handcuffed he just fell flat on his face. "hngumkjgf" He murmered.

The owner of the store arrived "Is there anything we can help you with this morning?" he glanced awkwardly at Chris "Is this man an escaped convict or something?" He asked suspiciously, but you gotta give him credit because the hair and dirt made him look like he was hiding away for years. "No no, just a guy with some bad hair"

"Wow, you sound just like some dumb character in a fanfic, whats up with that?"

He nodded sympathetically "It's a shame for such lucious hair to go to waste"

Chris looked mortified, did he just say lucious? Was that even a word? "uhhhh.......can I go now?"

"It's too late pal, your friend here already payed, it's a shame to let all that money go to waste.

Jonny silently thanked the kind man, and handed him over some money as a reward for his clever lie.

Chris of course didn't see this, he had already been violently dragged to the barbers chair and strapped down. Everyone stoppd to stare at the gorilla, no human!.. with the horrid hair. Mothers used him as examples to their kids (See, this is why I make you come here) and others just winced like it was causing them pain.

As soon as the scissors finally reached his head, the whole building cheered (except for Chris, who was now in a little ball rocking and sucking his thumb, trying to hold back his tears) And they kept snipping, snipping, SNIPPING! Until all that was left was a lovely head of hair that even Chris thought was gorgeous. He sprung up from his seat and gave Jonny a huge hug. "Thank-you for doing what you had to do, how can I ever repay you?"

Jonny thought about this for a minute. And then a minute more. And then about another 14 seconds. "How about we go on a shopping spree!"

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OMG that was brilliant Crests

 

My favourite bit:

"Chris didn't want a haircut, he liked the idea that he could get mistaken for a grizzly bear"

 

That made me laugh so much :lol:

:laugh3:

OMG that was brilliant Crests

 

My favourite bit:

"Chris didn't want a haircut, he liked the idea that he could get mistaken for a grizzly bear"

 

That made me laugh so much :lol:

 

really? :blush::dance:

Hooray :D

should I continue my fanfic writing career then? :cheesy:

really? :blush::dance:

Hooray :D

should I continue my fanfic writing career then? :cheesy:

 

 

 

 

 

I thought it was fantastic.

You should definitely write more!!!!!;):laugh3:

Go Crests! :dance:

wow! :smug:

I will write some more then :nice:

Go Crests! :dance:

 

:blush:

double post. :dozey:

Biscuit and Hair were both great!! :heart:

i love the stories where Chris is really campy. :lol:

Guy' s happy story.

 

 

 

Chapter 1

 

 

Biscuit

 

 

"What time are you coming home tonight?" Julie asked.

"I don't know," Guy said, taking three bites of toast at once.

"Don't rush your breakfast, sweetie," she said, kissing him on the cheek, "It's bad for the digestion."

Guy swallowed almost an entire cup of coffee at once.

"So is Chris yelling at me all day if I am late," he said.

"You shouldn't have overslept," she teased him.

"You shouldn't have kept me up half the night," he said, grabbing her around the waist and kissing her neck.

"You shouldn't have looked so damn sexy when you came out of the shower," she said, laughing.

"I love you," he said.

"I need to know what time you are coming home," she said.

"Why?" Guy asked, looking at her with a frown, "Do you have to get your boyfriend out of here?"

"Who has the energy for a boyfriend with you in the house?" She asked, giggling.

"I really don't know," he said, "about the time."

"Okay," she said, sounding disappointed.

"Why?" he asked, scooping up his car keys.

"Because I may have a surprise for you," she teased.

"Really?" he grinned, "Does it involve leather or vinyl?"

"Vinyl?" she asked, making a face.

"Yeah, you know..like a rare album?"

"Oh," she burst out laughing.

"No, neither. Just try to come home early. Okay?"

 

"I went to the doctor today," Julie told him that night, while they were eating dinner.

"No more surgeries, I hope," Guy said, "Didn't he say the last one would probably be enough to correct the damage?"

"Oh no," she said, "He said that I am healing nicely."

"Good," Guy said, taking a bite.

"He did tell me something else though," she said.

"What?" Guy asked, "Not more bad news."

"No, but I am afraid it will require a hospital stay."

Guy's face fell.

"When?" he asked.

"We have plenty of time to get ready," she said.

"When?" Guy asked.

"In about six months," she said.

Guy frowned.

"You see," Julie said, "He told me that I am going to have a baby."

:blush::cheesy: OWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNN

THAT WAS SO CUTE!! :nice:

Thanks jknc (I always forget your name :shame:)

:lol: It's fun to make him seem that way

:blush::cheesy: OWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNN

THAT WAS SO CUTE!! :nice:

Thanks jknc (I always forget your name :shame:)

 

 

I am glad that you liked it.

Happy stories are hard for me to write.

(I wonder if that means something?):thinking:

don't know :thinking:

Don't put beer in its bottle:lol:crazy chris,but Guys happy sttory is so cute!!!♥ Jknc:I love every story you've written so far,you have an amazing talent :book2:

now for crests story:book2:

:D

 

i dont remember that smiley :book2:

S

What an adorable ending :wacky:

awwww!!!!! :blush:

so sweet :blush: