Lizzybear Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 All one story about what happens when the guys go to get tattoos. Tattoo You "Can I help you gentlemen?" asked the large, burly man with fourteen earrings in one ear, three in his nose and six in his chin. "We want to get a tattoo," Chris said. The man looked him up and down. "You want a tattoo?" he asked. "Well, yes," Chris said, "Me and my friends." The man contemplated this for a moment. Then he reached under the counter and brought out four large notebooks. "Here," he said, "These are the designs we have. And I'll put your names down on the waiting list." "There's a waiting list for a tattoo?" Chris asked, his voice noticeably higher. "Look mister," the burly man said, "This is Shaw's Tattoo Parlor. We are world famous. All of our artists are in the Tattoo Artists Hall of Fame. You can't just walk in off the street without waiting." "Okay," Chris said, "Thank you." The man walked away to speak to another customer. "I don't know about this," he told Jonny. "Ah, is little Chris getting scared?" Guy mocked. "Maybe he's going to wet his pants," Will said. "Fuck off," Chris said, hatefully. "Oooh, that's an idea," Guy said, turning to Will,"I'm going to get a tattoo on my you know....." Will's eyes grew large. "Won't that hurt alot?" he asked. Guy shrugged. "Just think how cool that will look if I get a smiley face.....or even better....a snake." Guy started laughing uncontrollably at the thought. Will crossed his legs. Jonny and Chris were going through the design books. "Get that!!!" Chris squealed to Jonny. Jonny looked at him and frowned. "You want me to get a three foot long Chinese dragon across my back?" "Wouldn't that be sexy?" Chris asked. "No," Jonny said, "That would hurt like hell." Chris stuck out his lower lip. "But Will said it wouldn't hurt to get a tattoo," he whined. "I lied," Will said, from across the room. "Maybe I'll get this," Jonny said, pointing to a simple cross. "That's so passe'," Chris said, "Everyone gets a cross." "Well, what are you getting?" Jonny asked. "Something to match yours," Chris said, nudging his shoulder, and blushing. "Oh God, they are at it again," Guy said, rolling his eyes. "Cut it out," Will said, "You'll get us beaten up." "It's fine," Chris said, blowing him a kiss, "We are on Westheimer Street in Houston. That's where all the action takes place." "Okay," the burly man said, walking to the counter, "Your turn pretty boy." Chris and Guy both started to walk to the counter. "He meant me!" Chris said. "Like hell," Guy said, "Everyone knows I am the pretty one." "Then what am I?" Chris asked, sticking his nose in Guy's face. "You are getting on my last nerve," Guy said, pushing him back. Chris ran back to Jonny. "Guy was mean to me," he said. "Guy was mean to me..." Will mocked. "Fuck off," Chris said. "You really need a new line," Will said, "I am so bored with that one." Chris ignored him and turned back to Jonny. "Did you decide yet?" he asked, playing with Jonny's ear. "How about I get this and you get that?' Jonny said. Chris smiled broadly and jumped up and down. "It's perfect, Jonny boy!!!" Guy came walking back from behind the wall that separated the waiting customers from the ones who were getting tattoos. He had a strange look on his face. "What did you get?" Will asked. "An airplane," he said, smiling. "Where? Let me see?" Guy just stood there, smiling. "Never mind," Will said. "But won't it look cool every time I come in for a landing?" he asked. Will just crossed his legs, again. "Are you sure that's what you want?" the tattoo artist asked Chris. "Yes," Chris said. "Okay," the artist said, taking out his various needles and other equipment. "This may sting a little," he told Chris. "That's okay. I can take it," Chris said. He sat in the chair with his hands glued to the arm and his eyes screwed shut. "It will help if you relax," the artist said. "You might want to give him a dictionary to look up the meaning of relax," Will said, from the chair next to Chris. "Screw you," Chris said. "Different....words...but same general meaning," Will said, "You need to broaden your vocabulary." "Okay," Chris said, "Eat me." "I think that job has already been spoken for," Will said. "You are finished," the artist told Chris. "Already? Wow that was fast." "Maybe for you," the artist said. "Let me see it," Jonny told Chris. "God, not in public," Guy said, covering his face. "It's not like that," Chris said. He turned around and raised his shirt. "It's a....a..." Guy stammered. "It's a flower," Chris said, "Now show me yours Jonny." Jonny turned around and held up his shirt. "It's a..a..a" Guy said. "It's a bee," Chris said, smiling broadly, "It's a bee so Jonny can pollinate my flower." "I think I am going to be sick," Guy said. Just then Will came walking back to where they were all standing. He looked a bit pale. "Are you alright man?" Guy asked. "Yeah," Will said, moving his legs around a bit. "What did you get?" Chris asked. "I did what Guy suggested," he said. Chris' eyes grew wide. "You mean you got it on your...." Chris asked. "Yeah, I got the smiley face." Guy burst out laughing. "What's so funny?' Will asked, "You got one there too." Guy was still laughing. "Oh no, man..." he said, "I lied. I got this." He raised his shirt sleeve to reveal a well-formed rainbow. Will hit him. The End O ShIT :stunned: :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: all of that was hilarious:laugh3::laugh3: "well formed rainbow" ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
espantirock88 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 tatoo you... that's so funny!!! Nice reading before going to bed!!!!! Think I'll dream about it.....hahaha Good idea for a fanfic jknc!!!!! g'night girls!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jknc Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 :lol: ok. i love your stories so much!! i wish i could write as fast and as well as you. :D Thank you....... Your stories are always good too. I just have a crazy mind full of all kinds of crap which usually turns into a story.:laugh3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldplayisawesome Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 aww, thanks. :cheesy: well, i love your crazy mind. :D :heart: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SarahSchimidt Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 All one story about what happens when the guys go to get tattoos. Tattoo You "Can I help you gentlemen?" asked the large, burly man with fourteen earrings in one ear, three in his nose and six in his chin. "We want to get a tattoo," Chris said. The man looked him up and down. "You want a tattoo?" he asked. "Well, yes," Chris said, "Me and my friends." The man contemplated this for a moment. Then he reached under the counter and brought out four large notebooks. "Here," he said, "These are the designs we have. And I'll put your names down on the waiting list." "There's a waiting list for a tattoo?" Chris asked, his voice noticeably higher. "Look mister," the burly man said, "This is Shaw's Tattoo Parlor. We are world famous. All of our artists are in the Tattoo Artists Hall of Fame. You can't just walk in off the street without waiting." "Okay," Chris said, "Thank you." The man walked away to speak to another customer. "I don't know about this," he told Jonny. "Ah, is little Chris getting scared?" Guy mocked. "Maybe he's going to wet his pants," Will said. "Fuck off," Chris said, hatefully. "Oooh, that's an idea," Guy said, turning to Will,"I'm going to get a tattoo on my you know....." Will's eyes grew large. "Won't that hurt alot?" he asked. Guy shrugged. "Just think how cool that will look if I get a smiley face.....or even better....a snake." Guy started laughing uncontrollably at the thought. Will crossed his legs. Jonny and Chris were going through the design books. "Get that!!!" Chris squealed to Jonny. Jonny looked at him and frowned. "You want me to get a three foot long Chinese dragon across my back?" "Wouldn't that be sexy?" Chris asked. "No," Jonny said, "That would hurt like hell." Chris stuck out his lower lip. "But Will said it wouldn't hurt to get a tattoo," he whined. "I lied," Will said, from across the room. "Maybe I'll get this," Jonny said, pointing to a simple cross. "That's so passe'," Chris said, "Everyone gets a cross." "Well, what are you getting?" Jonny asked. "Something to match yours," Chris said, nudging his shoulder, and blushing. "Oh God, they are at it again," Guy said, rolling his eyes. "Cut it out," Will said, "You'll get us beaten up." "It's fine," Chris said, blowing him a kiss, "We are on Westheimer Street in Houston. That's where all the action takes place." "Okay," the burly man said, walking to the counter, "Your turn pretty boy." Chris and Guy both started to walk to the counter. "He meant me!" Chris said. "Like hell," Guy said, "Everyone knows I am the pretty one." "Then what am I?" Chris asked, sticking his nose in Guy's face. "You are getting on my last nerve," Guy said, pushing him back. Chris ran back to Jonny. "Guy was mean to me," he said. "Guy was mean to me..." Will mocked. "Fuck off," Chris said. "You really need a new line," Will said, "I am so bored with that one." Chris ignored him and turned back to Jonny. "Did you decide yet?" he asked, playing with Jonny's ear. "How about I get this and you get that?' Jonny said. Chris smiled broadly and jumped up and down. "It's perfect, Jonny boy!!!" Guy came walking back from behind the wall that separated the waiting customers from the ones who were getting tattoos. He had a strange look on his face. "What did you get?" Will asked. "An airplane," he said, smiling. "Where? Let me see?" Guy just stood there, smiling. "Never mind," Will said. "But won't it look cool every time I come in for a landing?" he asked. Will just crossed his legs, again. "Are you sure that's what you want?" the tattoo artist asked Chris. "Yes," Chris said. "Okay," the artist said, taking out his various needles and other equipment. "This may sting a little," he told Chris. "That's okay. I can take it," Chris said. He sat in the chair with his hands glued to the arm and his eyes screwed shut. "It will help if you relax," the artist said. "You might want to give him a dictionary to look up the meaning of relax," Will said, from the chair next to Chris. "Screw you," Chris said. "Different....words...but same general meaning," Will said, "You need to broaden your vocabulary." "Okay," Chris said, "Eat me." "I think that job has already been spoken for," Will said. "You are finished," the artist told Chris. "Already? Wow that was fast." "Maybe for you," the artist said. "Let me see it," Jonny told Chris. "God, not in public," Guy said, covering his face. "It's not like that," Chris said. He turned around and raised his shirt. "It's a....a..." Guy stammered. "It's a flower," Chris said, "Now show me yours Jonny." Jonny turned around and held up his shirt. "It's a..a..a" Guy said. "It's a bee," Chris said, smiling broadly, "It's a bee so Jonny can pollinate my flower." "I think I am going to be sick," Guy said. Just then Will came walking back to where they were all standing. He looked a bit pale. "Are you alright man?" Guy asked. "Yeah," Will said, moving his legs around a bit. "What did you get?" Chris asked. "I did what Guy suggested," he said. Chris' eyes grew wide. "You mean you got it on your...." Chris asked. "Yeah, I got the smiley face." Guy burst out laughing. "What's so funny?' Will asked, "You got one there too." Guy was still laughing. "Oh no, man..." he said, "I lied. I got this." He raised his shirt sleeve to reveal a well-formed rainbow. Will hit him. The End A rainbow?!?!?!!!!!:rolleyes: OMG! The bee-flower was the best!!:laugh3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crests Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 "It's a bee so Jonny can pollinate my flower." I laughed too much at this part for some reason :laugh3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jknc Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 A rainbow?!?!?!!!!!:rolleyes: OMG! The bee-flower was the best!!:laugh3: It comes from that interview when the man asks Guy what his favorite color is and his answer is "probably a well-formed rainbow." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SarahSchimidt Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Wich interview is that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldplayisawesome Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 the WDST one. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHg2sVD0Q9Y&feature=player_embedded]YouTube - Coldplay Interview - WDST Winner![/ame] :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldplay_is_louve. Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 ^^That man, the one in the plaid. On your right. He waved at me. :dance: Hah, what an odd choice for a winner. He really doesn't look like a Coldplay fan to me. :laugh4: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldplayisawesome Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 it should have been me. :angry: my parents listen to WDST, but not often enough i guess :rolleyes:... :bigcry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldplay_is_louve. Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Hah, I didn't even know WDST existed before this. :laugh4: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jknc Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 \ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldplayisawesome Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 :lol: i loved it!! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SarahSchimidt Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 The first item on the list was "Going Bald." "Weren't you a little young to worry about that?" he asked. Chris looked at him in disbelief. "You are never too young to start worrying," he told Jonny. Thats sooo Chris!!:rolleyes: :laugh3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilovechrismartin09 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 :lol: :lol: so funny ! x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scusi Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Oh God, I see a lot of myself in there (not the going bald bit but the list obsession ) It's very funny though :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BerrymanGirl1 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 :lol::lol::lol:I love Tattoo You,so funny,sneaky little Guy♥ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BerrymanGirl1 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 "Don't be ridiculous," he said, "I don't have a list for happy things.":lol::lol:Chris is quite the worrier:rolleyes: ♥Jknc I love your stories!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilovechrismartin09 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Amybear :lol: :hug: how r u ? x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BerrymanGirl1 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 :lol:Im great EmmaBear and you?!:hug::D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilovechrismartin09 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 yhh thanks x x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BerrymanGirl1 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Good!!:Dnext week,last u.s coldplay show for awhile:bigcry::( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilovechrismartin09 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 aww :( x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BerrymanGirl1 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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