Skip to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Coldplaying

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

YAKUBU / BALACK OBAMA / GIMP LIVES HERE

Featured Replies

I think you were making the listen to hearing the GAYDIOHEAD, more like.

 

AMIRITE?!? :lol:

  • Replies 2.2k
  • Views 68.8k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Obviously you not the sort of the TYPE of some women that does make with the TRANSFER HATCH DELIVERY.

 

This is the most without lacking in for the fortune and LUCK some know.

Oh, you know hear of the delivery of the finger from the women into the TRANSFER HATCH?

 

You must try this very hard.

OH SO I SEE NOW

 

I think I must just make for BATTLE and WAR with the federal authority of the for some COLDPLAY commitee and the UNFUNNY "WE AREN'T COMMITEE" AUTHORITY :angry:

 

BUT NOW I MAKE SEEN FOR THE CIQUES THAT HAUNT EVERY PHANTOM HERE :angry:

 

HOW DARE YOU TRY TO HAUNT THIS PHANTOM?!?

 

Plainly I must teach you not one thing you. But in the FUTURE TENSE I shall. :angry:

 

CHAVI AND CARLA AND ALL THE FRIENDS

I anticipated the coming of my REVOLUTION would make lead for the surge in rise for number of the UNFUNNY threads.

 

You must feel very angry with yourself and the family which have BORN you. (Paticularly the MATERNAL who has made BIRTH for you, and the VAGINA FROM WHICH YOU ONCE CRAWLED! :angry:)

One of the wife has the softest of hands, like ribbons upon the testicle.

 

However I harbour the more of some for the caution from the fear this wife has TURNED AGAINST ME and plans to make my CASTRATION during some hand sex.

 

So now I make her KEEP HAND from the testicle.

Notable Elderly Artist, you must be in charge of the RECRUITMENT of COLD GAMERS. You must make their BELIEF in the COLD GAME pure and you must persuade for them to make the FOOT inside the COLD. You must understand, this position of VERY impotent and not for the of to must not be some MOCKERY of a HUMOUROUS JOKE TO YOU.

 

Will do! ;)

^Notable Elderly Artist. :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

I am going to get myself a thesaurus and start speaking in unconventional, unassociated synonyms.

I'm here to do my job!

 

My duties:

 

"2732, you shall have be known as Chancellor for the random generation of numbers, as well as maintaining the responsibility for of the our three many streams of revenue (drugs from china, weapons from russia, women from thailand)."

 

 

Random numbers generated: 41, 54, 72, 117

 

Those are all fantastic numbers ready to be used.:thumbsup:

 

 

Oh, and also our revenue is doing fine Mr. Obama. I have finalized the Opium sale to China, secured the nuclear bombs with Russia, and have imported several thousand fine women from Thailand. I trust you are satisfied with my success?:smug:

No new applications for sex. :dozey:

GLORY TO THE COLD, and no death but FREEDOM for all the cold GAMERS and GAMES.

GLORY TO THE COLD, and no death but FREEDOM for all the cold GAMERS and GAMES.

 

Agreed

 

Hey Vice President have you heard anythting from Mr. President???

TWO SEVEN THREE TWO, those numbers are WRONG! :angry:

 

Generate them again.

 

And make with the sure for the certainty that weapons of nuclear and atom split be VERY SMALL, small enough to make with the terrorist attacks in the new annum.

Well let's be grateful he didn't write a song called The Scientologist!!:rolleyes:

:laugh3:

Where do you get it from?! :lol:

 

Whether Chris or the band is religous or not it's fine with me, I guess. I'm religiously doubting like Chris, so I think I understand him. :)

Err.. it's 12:01 a.m. here, so Happy New Year :D

OH LOOK HOW IRONIC YOU ALL ARE

 

You must feel very clever when you wake upward for the MORNINGS.

 

That is why we have the Balack. He here to make for the show how SILLY this all really must be.

I like your autograph.

 

MANY IMAGES FROM THE SEXUAL CHRIS (who does NOT make for belief in the CHRIST of JESUS :))

Pleasurable New Annum

 

An alternative holiday message from the pleasent people who bought you "Cold Game Must Die"

 

It 31st - GO December, and entirely through the house, not was much active, not even coked upward on the mouse.

 

They' d entirely obtained on the train and it is gone to the neighborly towns, in order snort MDMA and to be very loud.

 

In 2009, which who knows what will come, a new series of MISPLACED, and the new COLD GAME album.

 

So I hope it' A. good one S., for one and for all, tomorrow when you' re coming downward, gives COLDPLAYING the call.

 

:lol:

 

I VERY TALENT.

This message is my official NEW YEAR's present to the forum for the GAME OF THE COLD.

 

To be honest, anything that gets more young people involved in music - paticularly in 'actual' music, which the artist creates themselves, as opposed to the disposable R&B and pop that litters todays charts - cannot be a bad thing. Thanks to the 'efforts' of Hannah Montana in a couple of years time we could start seeing the benefits - young kids who were inspired by her to learn an instrument, then grew up with that skill and turned it into a talent. Children's new found interest in music - developed as a result of programmes like these - is the first measure of progress in the last decade, one in which the vast majority of Christmas Number One's have been the product of jokes or reality television. For the first time in as long as I can remember, music could be wrestled away from the corporations and back to the people by the grassroots.

 

And to be entirely honest, I don't think Coldplay fans are the most justified people in the music world to be bashing her. ;-)

Kings Of Leon

The Zutons

The Chemical Brothers

Scissor Sisters

DJ Shadow

DJ Speculation

The Pixies

Massive Attack

Faithless

Keane

Badly Drawn Boy

Fat Boy Slim

Muse (DOUBLEPLUSAWFUL)

Fountains Of Wayne

The Easy All-Stars

R.E.M.

Radiohead

Create an account or sign in to comment

Account

Navigation

Search

Search

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.