My friends say this one works the best. "Eh girl, Can I hold yo titties?"

 

Well that wouldn't work on me :uhoh:

My friends say this one works the best. "Eh girl' date=' Can I hold yo titties?"[/quote']

 

:shocked2: oh wow

Hahaha, It doesn't work but it's funny.

Hahaha, It doesn't work but it's funny.

 

:lol::lol:

as a joke one guy told a non-Spanish speaker that it was a good pick-up line, so he started saying it to all the girls!:lol:

hahah

it's like saying... I have aids for all of you

My best line is:

 

"GET IN THE VAN!"

 

:lol:

"I am not the only guy here,but I am the only one talking to you"

 

:rolleyes:

Someone used this line on me one time

 

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

 

Oh and something about stars and eyes or whatever.

 

:lol:

My best line is:

 

"GET IN THE VAN!"

 

:lol:

hahahah

"Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten-I-see." :rolleyes:

Sex comes at a price. Just give me a number!

"Hello! I'm James!How are you?" .

 

Im not a "chat up line" person so thats usually the first line i will say.

^Nor Am I, kinda the same as you, except I wouldnt introduce myself as James:P

^Nor Am I, kinda the same as you, except I wouldnt introduce myself as James:P

 

:lol: If you did do that, you would be lying to them in your first conversation. That is not a good way to start a relationship :P

:lol: If you did do that, you would be lying to them in your first conversation. That is not a good way to start a relationship :P

 

Damn, I thought it was!!

:P

 

No wonder I've never had a long-lasting relationship.

So Im gonna keep on lying:P:D

Damn, I thought it was!!

:P

 

No wonder I've never had a long-lasting relationship.

So Im gonna keep on lying:P:D

 

Ah yes but where will it end?

 

Will you lie so much that when you have a son, he wishes for you to stop lying , this ruins the court case you are working on and yo ucome up with this thing called "the claw"?

 

If so, That could make a good film!

^^Nah, itd be shit!!:P

 

 

And always wear a condom!!!!

HAHAHAHA

*scared*