Girl, you feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!!

I've already used that one:dozey:

Ah crap sorry!!

I cant even think of some more.Im terrible at this(Not in real life, it all comes naturally to me then)

Ah crap sorry!!

I cant even think of some more.Im terrible at this(Not in real life, it all comes naturally to me then)

just pretend I'm a hot girl in some bar:rolleyes:

 

 

Knock Knock

 

 

Who's there?

 

 

Have sex with...

 

 

Have sex with who?

 

 

With me please!

 

 

:wink3:

:shocked2:

this thread is hilarious!!!!

and slightly disturbing... :uhoh:

this thread is hilarious!!!!

and slightly disturbing... :uhoh:

:laugh3:

 

I agree

this thread is hilarious!!!!

and slightly disturbing... :uhoh:

 

Only Nicks posts:P

Nick's posts are incredibly horny and pervy.

 

He could win the Most Pervy Guy in Coldplaying. :uhoh2:

Nick, you do have some quite hilarious pick up lines...

I think you can actually win a girl just by being lame and original!!!

hahahaha

Hey, baby,tonight Im gonna peel your banna skin off because it is getting mouldy!!

sheesh

Hey, baby,tonight Im gonna peel your banna skin off because it is getting mouldy!!

 

:stunned:

A quelle heure tu ouvres tes jambes?

 

That's what a friend was trying to teach his roommates. :P

Tengo herpes genital para tú!

 

 

That was a pick up line in Scrubs.:lol:

 

If anyone can read Spanish they'll get why it's funny that the guy saying it did not know what it meant.:D

OK let me see if I got this straight is it for u or from u????

 

and it's para ti instead of para tú :nice:

 

Ese piropo solo sirve para alejar a quien te gusta :dozey:

oooops double post :P

and you basically just said: That Flirting Line = FAIL

 

correct?

Tengo herpes genital para tú!

 

 

That was a pick up line in Scrubs.:lol:

 

If anyone can read Spanish they'll get why it's funny that the guy saying it did not know what it meant.:D

:sick: bad one.

:sick: bad one.

as a joke one guy told a non-Spanish speaker that it was a good pick-up line, so he started saying it to all the girls!:lol:

LOL

'I lost my phone number, can I have yours?'

'You know I can live forever, you can too if you have sex with me!'

 

 

:laugh3:

Sorry that it takes me some time to reply but you have been keeping me busy all night - early morning long not that I mind :sneaky:

 

I said thata pick up line will be handy if you want to keeo the person you like away from you... in your words a FAIL and epic one I must say

Yea, that was the idea. He was saying that line because someone told him to as a joke. the guy saying it didn't know what it meant;)

So, when does Chris Martin come around? :rolleyes: :D

My friends say this one works the best. "Eh girl, Can I hold yo titties?"