Just came across this collection of Chris quotes on The Guardian website. Thought I'd share...

 

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Did I say that?Chris Martin, musician, 31Compiled by John Hind The Observer, Sunday 14 December 2008

 

On Barack Obama's win

You remember when Take That came back? It feels like that for America (2008)

 

On Coldplay

For every song released we have 20 that are even worse (2008)

 

On appearing on a bill between grunge bands

It was like putting on a poodle show in the middle of a Texas rodeo (2001)

 

On marriage

I think I'd like to be married at least 12 times (2006)

 

On playing to 100,000 fans at Glastonbury

Afterwards I went back to my parents' house and got told off for not putting the milk away (2002)

 

On first singing in public at the age of 11

Two girls came up to me afterwards and said, 'We heard you singing', and then they both giggled and ran off, as if to say, 'It was shit.' And my whole life has been that day repeated ever since (2008)

 

On his vices

Chocolate... and bondage (2003)

 

On 'issues'

I judge our concerts on how reasonably priced the veggie burgers are. If I see that they're too expensive I can't have a good gig (2008)

 

On sleeping

I can't sleep, so I take a lot of sleeping pills. I don't really like saying it, but it takes your brain to a different place (2008)

 

On fantasies

I'd like to take Rachel Weisz to fly a kite on Hampstead Heath. That would be cosy (2002)

 

On his angry side

I had this woman the other day who for some reason was parked outside our house... and she drove me so crazy that I advised her to go to Weightwatchers (2006)

 

On taking singing lessons

I'm almost as good as Celine Dion now (2002)

 

On self-confidence

I do a lot of apologising but deep down I'm a very confident man. I'm confident in the fact that I make a lot of mistakes (2001)

 

On his wife, Gwyneth Paltrow

She's a big Hollywood star and I'm just the bloke from Coldplay (2002)

 

On getting an album out

It's like getting an erection: hard to do, but it releases everything (2005)

 

On Coldplay

We are the best band in the world, but I just wish my hair wasn't falling out (2002)

:laugh3::laugh3: thanks

There are some really funny ones along the line ...

 

More!!! :D

Just came across this collection of Chris quotes on

On taking singing lessons

I'm almost as good as Celine Dion now (2002)

They are all brilliant, but that one made me really laugh :lol:

Thank you for sharing!

... and Chris can be real mean and naughty.

Nice quotes!!

... and Chris can be real mean and naughty.

 

Just the way I like it ... :wink3:

 

He's got a great sense of humour I guess and I even though I don't know him at all I honestly think that we may even have the same wavelength ;)

:wacky::sneaky:OMG THANKS FOR THIS!

Now I'm feeling sooo PERVY:P

:wacky::sneaky:OMG THANKS FOR THIS!

Now I'm feeling sooo PERVY:P

 

You like the idea of chocolate & bonadge... :wink3: or kite-flying ...:thinking: ???

thanks for the list! :)

Love it :D

Thanks

really good ones! :D but a complete list of chris' quotes would never end...

Great :nice:

:lol: some of those are really funny, in Chris Martin way.

Priceless :lol:

This is sooo Chris.. Love it! :D

 

Thanks!

Wow, this was incredible. The ones on getting an album out and after playing Glastonbury cracked me up big time.

What means "chocolate&bondage"?He likes chocolate,but bondage??!!!!

 

 

On appearing on a bill between grunge bands

It was like putting on a poodle show in the middle of a Texas rodeo (2001)

 

 

On playing to 100,000 fans at Glastonbury

Afterwards I went back to my parents' house and got told off for not putting the milk away (2002)

 

On first singing in public at the age of 11

Two girls came up to me afterwards and said, 'We heard you singing', and then they both giggled and ran off, as if to say, 'It was shit.' And my whole life has been that day repeated ever since (2008)

 

On his vices

Chocolate... and bondage (2003)

 

On 'issues'

I judge our concerts on how reasonably priced the veggie burgers are. If I see that they're too expensive I can't have a good gig (2008)

 

 

On self-confidence

I do a lot of apologising but deep down I'm a very confident man. I'm confident in the fact that I make a lot of mistakes (2001)

 

On his wife, Gwyneth Paltrow

She's a big Hollywood star and I'm just the bloke from Coldplay (2002)

 

On getting an album out

It's like getting an erection: hard to do, but it releases everything (2005)

 

On Coldplay

We are the best band in the world, but I just wish my hair wasn't falling out (2002)

 

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::lol::lol:

jajajajajja

 

great quotes!!! :lol:

You like the idea of chocolate & bonadge... :wink3: or kite-flying ...:thinking: ???

 

who doesn't!:whip:

I love his sense of humour! so funny and...

:wacky:pervy, sometimes!:wacky:

 

 

 

*what did I mean with that sometimes?:thinking:*

 

I think I should replace it with...

 

ALWAYS:sneaky:

Was it a joke about bondage?

These quotes are AWESOME thanks a lot for posting :D:D

 

On playing to 100,000 fans at Glastonbury

Afterwards I went back to my parents' house and got told off for not putting the milk away (2002)

 

On first singing in public at the age of 11

Two girls came up to me afterwards and said, 'We heard you singing', and then they both giggled and ran off, as if to say, 'It was shit.' And my whole life has been that day repeated ever since (2008)

 

On his vices

Chocolate... and bondage (2003)

 

On 'issues'

I judge our concerts on how reasonably priced the veggie burgers are. If I see that they're too expensive I can't have a good gig (2008)

 

On taking singing lessons

I'm almost as good as Celine Dion now (2002)

 

On getting an album out

It's like getting an erection: hard to do, but it releases everything (2005)

 

On Coldplay

We are the best band in the world, but I just wish my hair wasn't falling out (2002)

 

 

:laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: Classic Chris quotes, especially that last one!

Was it?????