RedGirl76 Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 Just came across this collection of Chris quotes on The Guardian website. Thought I'd share... Series: Did I say that? Previous | Next | Index Did I say that?Chris Martin, musician, 31Compiled by John Hind The Observer, Sunday 14 December 2008 On Barack Obama's win You remember when Take That came back? It feels like that for America (2008) On Coldplay For every song released we have 20 that are even worse (2008) On appearing on a bill between grunge bands It was like putting on a poodle show in the middle of a Texas rodeo (2001) On marriage I think I'd like to be married at least 12 times (2006) On playing to 100,000 fans at Glastonbury Afterwards I went back to my parents' house and got told off for not putting the milk away (2002) On first singing in public at the age of 11 Two girls came up to me afterwards and said, 'We heard you singing', and then they both giggled and ran off, as if to say, 'It was shit.' And my whole life has been that day repeated ever since (2008) On his vices Chocolate... and bondage (2003) On 'issues' I judge our concerts on how reasonably priced the veggie burgers are. If I see that they're too expensive I can't have a good gig (2008) On sleeping I can't sleep, so I take a lot of sleeping pills. I don't really like saying it, but it takes your brain to a different place (2008) On fantasies I'd like to take Rachel Weisz to fly a kite on Hampstead Heath. That would be cosy (2002) On his angry side I had this woman the other day who for some reason was parked outside our house... and she drove me so crazy that I advised her to go to Weightwatchers (2006) On taking singing lessons I'm almost as good as Celine Dion now (2002) On self-confidence I do a lot of apologising but deep down I'm a very confident man. I'm confident in the fact that I make a lot of mistakes (2001) On his wife, Gwyneth Paltrow She's a big Hollywood star and I'm just the bloke from Coldplay (2002) On getting an album out It's like getting an erection: hard to do, but it releases everything (2005) On Coldplay We are the best band in the world, but I just wish my hair wasn't falling out (2002) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bee_panda Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 :laugh3::laugh3: thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleMissMessy Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 There are some really funny ones along the line ... More!!! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TickingClock Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 Just came across this collection of Chris quotes on On taking singing lessons I'm almost as good as Celine Dion now (2002)They are all brilliant, but that one made me really laugh :lol: Thank you for sharing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gya Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 ... and Chris can be real mean and naughty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Open-Politik Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 Nice quotes!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleMissMessy Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 ... and Chris can be real mean and naughty. Just the way I like it ... :wink3: He's got a great sense of humour I guess and I even though I don't know him at all I honestly think that we may even have the same wavelength ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aRushofLeonor2TheHead Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 :wacky::sneaky:OMG THANKS FOR THIS! Now I'm feeling sooo PERVY:P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedGirl76 Posted January 3, 2009 Author Share Posted January 3, 2009 :wacky::sneaky:OMG THANKS FOR THIS! Now I'm feeling sooo PERVY:P You like the idea of chocolate & bonadge... :wink3: or kite-flying ...:thinking: ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busybeeburns Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 thanks for the list! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hrobert Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 Love it :D Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawberryswinger Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 really good ones! :D but a complete list of chris' quotes would never end... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudy_o Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 Great :nice: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lndnsky Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 :lol: some of those are really funny, in Chris Martin way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
but a dream Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 Priceless :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miumiu Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 This is sooo Chris.. Love it! :D Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polkahard Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 Wow, this was incredible. The ones on getting an album out and after playing Glastonbury cracked me up big time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emedy Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 What means "chocolate&bondage"?He likes chocolate,but bondage??!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pseudonym Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 On appearing on a bill between grunge bands It was like putting on a poodle show in the middle of a Texas rodeo (2001) On playing to 100,000 fans at Glastonbury Afterwards I went back to my parents' house and got told off for not putting the milk away (2002) On first singing in public at the age of 11 Two girls came up to me afterwards and said, 'We heard you singing', and then they both giggled and ran off, as if to say, 'It was shit.' And my whole life has been that day repeated ever since (2008) On his vices Chocolate... and bondage (2003) On 'issues' I judge our concerts on how reasonably priced the veggie burgers are. If I see that they're too expensive I can't have a good gig (2008) On self-confidence I do a lot of apologising but deep down I'm a very confident man. I'm confident in the fact that I make a lot of mistakes (2001) On his wife, Gwyneth Paltrow She's a big Hollywood star and I'm just the bloke from Coldplay (2002) On getting an album out It's like getting an erection: hard to do, but it releases everything (2005) On Coldplay We are the best band in the world, but I just wish my hair wasn't falling out (2002) :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::lol::lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pris Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 jajajajajja great quotes!!! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aRushofLeonor2TheHead Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 You like the idea of chocolate & bonadge... :wink3: or kite-flying ...:thinking: ??? who doesn't!:whip: I love his sense of humour! so funny and... :wacky:pervy, sometimes!:wacky: *what did I mean with that sometimes?:thinking:* I think I should replace it with... ALWAYS:sneaky: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emedy Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 Was it a joke about bondage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carla Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 These quotes are AWESOME thanks a lot for posting :D:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notlost92 Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 On playing to 100,000 fans at Glastonbury Afterwards I went back to my parents' house and got told off for not putting the milk away (2002) On first singing in public at the age of 11 Two girls came up to me afterwards and said, 'We heard you singing', and then they both giggled and ran off, as if to say, 'It was shit.' And my whole life has been that day repeated ever since (2008) On his vices Chocolate... and bondage (2003) On 'issues' I judge our concerts on how reasonably priced the veggie burgers are. If I see that they're too expensive I can't have a good gig (2008) On taking singing lessons I'm almost as good as Celine Dion now (2002) On getting an album out It's like getting an erection: hard to do, but it releases everything (2005) On Coldplay We are the best band in the world, but I just wish my hair wasn't falling out (2002) :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: Classic Chris quotes, especially that last one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emedy Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 Was it????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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