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Chris Martin: Did I say that?

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On playing to 100,000 fans at Glastonbury

Afterwards I went back to my parents house and got told off for not putting the milk away (2002)

 

^^^ this one is so adorable :D

 

 

On fantasies

I'd like to take Rachel Weisz to fly a kite on Hampstead Heath. That would be cosy (2002)

 

 

^^ and this one is just plain random :confused:

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^^ and this one is just plain random :confused:

 

I guess it was before he met Gwyneth... maybe kite-fying is his way of picking up women :laugh3:

Thanks for posting the interview Zoe!

I couldn't get the joke about bondage neither.

Absolutely Great- CHRIS YOU LEGEND :D

Awesome! Thanks for posting!

On marriage

I think I'd like to be married at least 12 times (2006)

 

On playing to 100,000 fans at Glastonbury

Afterwards I went back to my parents' house and got told off for not putting the milk away (2002)

 

On first singing in public at the age of 11

Two girls came up to me afterwards and said, 'We heard you singing', and then they both giggled and ran off, as if to say, 'It was shit.' And my whole life has been that day repeated ever since (2008)

 

On his angry side

I had this woman the other day who for some reason was parked outside our house... and she drove me so crazy that I advised her to go to Weightwatchers (2006)

 

On self-confidence

I do a lot of apologising but deep down I'm a very confident man. I'm confident in the fact that I make a lot of mistakes (2001)

 

On Coldplay

We are the best band in the world, but I just wish my hair wasn't falling out (2002)

 

Haha, those are totally priceless! :laugh3:

I just can't say how much I actually adore exactly that kind of humour! :)

Thanks a lot for posting!

On getting an album out

It's like getting an erection: hard to do, but it releases everything (2005)

 

On Coldplay

We are the best band in the world, but I just wish my hair wasn't falling out (2002)

:lol::lol: Such a funny guy

 

Thanx for posting these Als!!

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Glad everyone enjoyed reading them... he's a funny old thing isn't he? :laugh3:

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Old?! :stunned: :thinking:

 

It's a figure of speech, I wasn't actually calling him old, sorry!!! :)

Thanks for posting the comments!!

 

He's so adorable.

The one about Gwyn couldnt havr been cause it says he said it in 2002 and he wasnt married in 2002.

On appearing on a bill between grunge bands

It was like putting on a poodle show in the middle of a Texas rodeo (2001)

 

 

My, favorite of them all!! :laugh3:

I like the one quote, where Chris got done performing to an audience of 100,000, and came back home where he was scolded for leaving the milk out!:laugh3: Funny how some things never change; but who would want it any differently?;)

The one about Gwyn couldnt havr been cause it says he said it in 2002 and he wasnt married in 2002.

 

People tend to DATE before they marry ;)

 

They were together in 2002

I'm totally going to hell for laughing out loud at the erection one and getting an album out.

People tend to DATE before they marry ;)

Save for some cultures where you're assigned a marriage partner from birth. ;):P

:laugh3:Yes that makes it an easier choice.. er.. a guarantee! Here it's a lottery ticket at best.

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